3. “ Wow, I'll bet you've neverseen such a handsome guy. Look at that smile, and the impeccable hair! Here I am, just washing the dishes – a normal thing for me. I wish I had worn another shirt. I sleep in this one.” - Jarret

5. “ It would be very uncomfortable for me to see someone else sitting in this chair.”-Jarret

7. “ Just me and Jaime having some wine and discussing philosophy. My dad sent me 20 movie posters, and I narrowed it down to 5 that I would hang up.” -Jarret

9. “ Here I am cooking a wonderful meal. I am a great cook.”

11. “ Ah yes- serious. Here I am holding my scotch with a cigar in my mouth. This is just what I need at the end of a long day. My girlfriend tells me that we've never had a real conversation, and I tell her to come over and smoke a cigar with me on the balcony.” -Jarret

13. “ What a handsome devil. Yes, yes I have the best DVD collection in town. Leave Mao alone! Why is everyone so sensitive about my Mao statue?”-Jarret

15. “ This I painted after having a recurring nightmare. I had heard that drawing your nightmare will make it stop, so I painted it, and it stopped. I freaked out my old roommate with it....she wouldn't even let me hang it up!” -Jarret

17. “ The stick was a gift from the Gods! They gave it to me while camping. I must display it in honor of them. Also, I need it for sword fights.” -Jarret

19. “ My paintings are my outlet. My milk is my nourishment. These two things say everything.” -Jarret