1. Wisdom
From A
Laugh 87
Dark Secrets
At school Dennis was told by a classmate that most adults
are hiding at least one dark secret and that this makes it
very easy to blackmail them by merely saying
"I know the whole truth."
When Dennis went home from school that day, he
approached his mother and said, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly handed him $20 and said, “Just don’t tell
your father.”
Quite pleased, the boy waited for his father to get home
from work, and greeted him with “I know the whole truth.”
His father promptly handed him $40 and said, “Please don’t
say a word to your mother.”
Very pleased, Dennis was on his way to school the next
day when he saw the mailman at his front gate. The boy
greeted him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
The mailman immediately dropped the mail, opened his
arms and said, “Then, come and give your real father a big
hug.”
Reflection
Secret affairs or adultery on the part of a husband
or wife can end up with disastrous consequences.
2. Wisdom From
A Laugh 88
SO FAR…
Mrs. Durell listened with a smile to her 6-year old son’s
story, about how he played doctor with the neighbor’s
daughter, 7-year old Monica.
“We want to marry,” her son Dicky said decisively.
“That’s nice,” the mother said, “but shouldn’t you wait for a
while? After all, you are so young. And anyway, how are
you going to pay the bills?”
“Oh, we discussed that," Dickie answered. “We shall pool
our pocket money and in winter clear away the snow for the
neighbors. We will manage very nicely.”
“And what will you do when you have a baby?” the mother
asked.
Dicky replied almost immediately, "So far we've been
lucky!"
Reflection :
Young kids today are capable of doing things you
least expect. Parents have a great task in
bringing up and educating children . Good
parenting skills are indeed needed.