A PowerPoint Presentation of some pieces of humor extracted from my Humor books for your 'Edutainment'. Each humor piece has an accompanying Life Lesson for reflection. (Note: My videos of Buddha-Dhamma for sharing can be found at my Youtube Channel Playlist https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf1EfHzhEPxs-FvYtV9rdot9CABMCwyYw )

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2. 幽默可以给你带来很多好处。他们可以教授
您真正需要的良好人生课程。
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3. Impressive Young Businessman
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office
and had it lavishly furnished.
One day, while he was sitting at his office desk, he saw a man come into the
outer office. Wanting to impress the stranger, he picked up his phone and
pretended he had a big deal working. After some time, he hung up and asked
the visitor, “Can I help you?”
“Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines,” the man replied.
Reflection
One who pretends or is dishonest will eventually be found out. Beware of the Ego
in us. The egoistic person and the liar will meet with suffering finally. Honesty is
the best policy.
令人印象深刻的年轻商人
一位年轻的商人刚刚创办了自己的公司。 他租了一间
漂亮的办公室，并布置得很豪华。 有一天，他坐在办
公桌前，看到一个男人走进了外面的办公室。 为了给
陌生人留下深刻的印象，他拿起手机，假装自己有一件
大事要做。 过了一会儿，他挂断电话，问来访者：“需
要什么帮助吗？” “是的，我是来接通你们的电话线的。”
那人回答道。
反射 假装或不诚实的人最终会被发现。 当心我们内心的自我。
自私的人和说谎者最终都会遭遇痛苦。 诚实是最好的政策。 3

4. Wrong Livelihood
Lim : My uncle makes a lot of money in the gambling den.
Tan : What special system does he use?
Lim : Whenever there is a raid by the police,
he grabs all the money and hides it.
Tan : But if there are no raids by the police?
Lim : Then my uncle calls them.
Reflection
Scoundrels and immoral people resort to all ways for material gain.
People who commit unwholesome actions of the mind, speech and body
will eventually face painful consequences in this and future lives.
错 误 的 生 计
林：我叔叔在赌博窝里赚了很多钱。
Tan：他使用什么特殊系统？
林：每当警察突袭时，他都会抢走所有的钱并藏起来。
谭：但是如果警察没有突击搜查呢？
Lim：然后我叔叔打电话给他们。
反射
恶棍和不道德的人为了物质利益不择手段。
犯了意、语、
身不善业的人最终会在今生和来世面临痛苦的果报。 4

5. Simple Operation
A man was wheeling himself
frantically down the hall of the
hospital in his wheelchair,
just before his operation.
An attendant stopped him and asked,
“What’s the matter?”
The frightened man said, “I heard the
nurse in the operation theatre say,
‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t
worry. I am sure it will be all right.’ ”
“The nurse was just trying to
reassure you. Why are you so
frightened?” the attendant asked.
“The nurse was not talking to me.
She was talking to the surgeon!”
Reflection Fear or worry arises due to
a thinking mind that lacks wisdom.
It can arise because of ignorance, a
reaction to someone’s speech or action,
when the mind dwells in the past or
future and when wrong assumptions are
made.
操作简单
就在手术前，一名男子坐在轮椅上疯狂地
推着轮椅穿过医院大厅。一名服务员拦住
了他，问道：“有什么事吗？”男子惊恐地
说：“我听到手术室里的护士说，‘这是一
个很简单的手术，别担心。 我相信一切
都会好起来的。’”“护士只是想让你放心。
你为什么这么害怕？” 服务员问道。“护士
没有跟我说话。 她正在和外科医生谈
话！”
反射 恐惧或忧虑的产生是由于缺乏智慧的
思考心而产生的。 它可能是由于无知、对
某人的言语或行为的反应、当头脑停留在
过去或未来以及做出错误的假设时而出现
的。
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6. No Respect
The boss of a company used to throw his
weight around. He often nagged his staff
members unreasonably and told them that
they must show more respect for him.
One morning he brought a
sign that read “ I AM THE BOSS ”.
He hung it on his office door.
Later that day when he returned from his
lunch break, he found that someone had
taped a note to the sign on his office door.
The note said: “YOUR WIFE CALLED.
SHE WANTS HER SIGN BACK.”
Reflection
How many hen-pecked husbands become
nasty bosses in their places of work
treating their subordinates in most
unreasonable ways?
One who practices Dhamma well will have
a good character and moral conduct.
He will be well-liked by many.
不尊重
一家公司的老板过去常常到处施展自己
的影响力。 他经常无理地唠叨他的员
工，并告诉他们必须更加尊重他。一天
早上，他带来了一张标语上写着“我是老
板”。 他把它挂在办公室的门上。那天
晚些时候，当他午休回来时，他发现有
人在他办公室门上的牌子上贴了一张纸
条。 纸条上写着：“你妻子打来电话
了。 她想要回她的标志。”
反射
有多少怕老婆的丈夫在工作场所成为令
人讨厌的老板，以最不合理的方式对待
下属？ 善修佛法的人将会拥有良好的品
格和道德行为。
他将会受到很多人的喜爱。
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7. A Better Job
A little girl climbed into her grandfather’s lap and studied his white, balding head.
She ran her fingers along the deep wrinkles and felt
the old man’s rough face and neck.
“Did God make you?” the little girl asked.
“Yes,” the grandfather replied.
“Did God make me too?” she asked.
“Of course darling,” the old man replied.
“Well,” the little girl shrugged, feeling the smoothness of her face, “don’t you think
He’s doing a better job now than He used to?”
Reflection
Little children can pose questions which can be quite tricky. Beware!
Parents and grandparents need to equip themselves well with proper knowledge so
that they can impart clear and wise education to the young.
一份更好的工作
一个小女孩爬到祖父的腿上，端详着他秃顶的白头。 她用手指抚摸
着深深的皱纹，感受着老人粗糙的脸和脖子。“上帝创造了你吗？”
小女孩问道。“是的，”祖父回答道。“上帝也创造了我吗？” 她问。
“当然，亲爱的，”老人回答道。“好吧，”小女孩耸耸肩，感受着她脸
庞的光滑，“你不觉得他现在比以前做得更好了吗？”
反射
小孩子可能会提出一些非常棘手的问题。 谨防！ 父母和祖父母需
要用适当的知识武装自己，以便向年轻人传授清晰而明智的教育。
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8. “I’d do Anything …”
A sexy young lady undergraduate entered a young professor’s office.
She closed the door and knelt down pleadingly.
“I would do anything to pass this exam,” she pleaded. She then leant closer
to him, flipped back her hair, gazed sexily into his eyes. “I mean …” she
whispered, “ …I would do … anything.”
“Anything?” the professor returned her gaze.
“Yes, absolutely anything,” she said sexily.
The professor whispered to her, “Go back and study your lecture notes.”
Reflection
Never resort to immoral behavior to try to achieve your goal. Honest hard
work is the only way. Sexual misconduct is breaking a moral precept.
“我什么都愿意做 …”
一个性感的年轻女大学生走进了一位年轻教授的办公室。
她关上门，哀求地跪下。“为了通过这次考试，我愿意做任何
事，”她恳求道。 然后她靠得更近了，把头发撩到脑后，性感
地凝视着他的眼睛。 “我的意思是……”她低声说道，“……我
愿意做……任何事情。”“任何事物？” 教授也注视着我。“是
的，绝对任何东西，”她性感地说。教授低声对她说：
“回去温习你的讲义吧。”
反射
切勿采取不道德的行为来试图实现您的目标。 诚实勤奋是唯
一出路。 不当性行为违反了道德戒律。
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9. One Fine Day
A husband and wife were returning home
by bus after their weekly marketing. The
husband lighted a cigarette and started
puffing away.
Wife : Hey, didn’t the doctor advise
you to stop smoking months ago?
Husband : Indeed he did, darling. And I
promised the doctor I will quit smoking
one fine day.
Wife : It’s been three months
already. Hasn’t that fine day arrived?
Husband : Ah … every time I decide to
quit when the fine day comes, the day
immediately turns lousy!
Reflection
One who is addicted to smoking,
drinking and drug taking must
seriously reflect on the painful
suffering he will face.
It takes a strong will power to give up
these dangerous bad habits.
美好的一天
一对丈夫和妻子在完成每周的营销活动后乘
公共汽车回家。 丈夫点了一支烟，开始抽
烟。妻子：嘿，几个月前医生不是建议你戒
烟吗？丈夫：确实如此，亲爱的。 我向医生
保证，有一天天气好的时候我会戒烟。
妻子：已经三个月了。 那美好的一天还没有
到来吗？老公：啊……每次天气好的时候我
决定退出，日子马上就变得糟糕了！
反射
一个沉迷于吸烟、饮酒、吸毒的人必须认真
反思自己将面临的痛苦。 放弃这些危险的坏
习惯需要坚强的意志力。
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10. Age Secret
A woman went to a gambling casino for the first time. At a roulette table,
she said, “I really have no idea what number I should bet on.”
A young handsome man nearby suggested that she betted on a number
corresponding to her age. The woman smiled at the man and she put her
money on the number ‘24’. The wheel of the roulette was spun and the
number ‘42’ came up. The smile drifted from the woman’s face and she
fainted.
Reflection
The wise ones tell us that ‘Honesty is the best policy.’
Ignorant ones cannot SEE the reality of birth, ageing, sickness and death. In
their minds they cannot embrace the fact of ageing. They resort to cosmetic
ways to stay ‘young.’
年龄的秘密
一名女子第一次去赌场赌博。 在轮盘赌桌上，她说：“我真的不
知道该赌什么数字。”旁边一位年轻英俊的男子建议她赌一个与
她年龄相符的号码。 女人对男人微笑，然后把钱放在数字“24”
上。轮盘赌的轮子转动起来，数字“42”出现了。 女人脸上的笑
容消失了，她晕了过去。
反射
智者告诉我们：“诚实是上策。”无明者看不到生、老、病、死的
实相。 在他们看来，他们无法接受衰老的事实。 他们诉诸美容
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11. The Mechanic
A dentist brought his new car to a mechanic for repair. After an hour’s work, the
mechanic told the dentist that the charge was RM 200.
“What? RM 200 for just an hour’s work?” the dentist barked.
The mechanic said calmly, “You charge RM 200 for just 20 minutes of dental
work and you are dealing with the same old human teeth. You know, I have to
learn to repair 3 to 5 new car models every year!
Reflection
The ordinary worker with little education may be smarter or more ‘cunningly
unscrupulous’ than you ever expect. He can cleverly rationalize all his actions.
As to the quality of morality and wisdom, this has to be cultivated by all –
‘educated or uneducated’.
修理工
一位牙医将他的新车开给机械师修理。 工作一个小时后，机
械师告诉牙医，收费是 RM 200。 工作一小时就得 RM200
吗？” 牙医咆哮道。 机械师平静地说：“20分钟的牙科工作收
费200令吉，而且你处理的是同样的旧人类牙齿。 要知道，
我每年都要学会修理3到5辆新车！
反射
没有受过多少教育的普通工人可能比你想象的更聪明或更“狡
猾地不择手段”。 他可以巧妙地合理化自己的所有行为。 至于
道德和智慧的品质，这是所有人都必须培养的——“受过教育
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12. The Importance of Exercise
The doctor advised Ah Kow on the
importance of exercise for good health.
Ah Kow exclaimed, “But Doctor, I play
football and basketball everyday!”
“Oh, that’s good,” the doctor said. “For
how long do you play these games?”
Ah Kow immediately replied, “Until the
battery in my mobile phone dies off!”
Reflection
In a world of high technology, too many
people especially the younger generation
have become addicted to video games on
their hi-tech gadgets. This results in a
lack of physical exercise leading to health
problems.
Education and discipline are very
important to curb this addiction.
锻炼的重要性
医生建议阿九了解运动对健康的重
要性。 阿九惊呼：“可是医生，我
每天都踢足球、打篮球啊！”“哦，
那很好，”医生说。 “你玩这些游戏
多久了？”阿九立即回答：“直到我
手机没电为止！”
反射
在高科技的世界里，太多的人，尤
其是年轻一代，沉迷于高科技产品
上的视频游戏。 这导致缺乏体育
锻炼，从而导致健康问题。 教育
和纪律对于遏制这种成瘾非常重
要。
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13. Lost Wife
Two husbands Russel and Mel bumped into each
other in a huge shopping complex.
Russel : Oh Mel, I am a bit worried. I can’t find
my wife anywhere.
Mel : Gee, I too can’t find mine! How about
we go and look for them together?
Russel : Fine! What does your wife look like?
Mel : Well, she’s sexy-looking – she has long
blond hair, well-tanned, large breasts and she’s
wearing a low-cut pink dress. How about your
wife? How does she look like?
Russel : Forget about my wife. Let us
concentrate on searching for your wife.
Reflection
There are immoral and lustful men who yearn
and desire for sexy and beautiful women even
though they may be married already. Beware of
the danger of sexual misconduct, a breach of a
moral precept.
失去妻子
两个丈夫拉塞尔和梅尔在一个巨大的购
物中心相遇。拉塞尔：噢，梅尔，我有
点担心。 我到处都找不到我的妻子。
梅尔：哎呀，我也找不到我的了！ 我
们一起去找他们怎么样？拉塞尔：好
吧！ 你的妻子长什么样？梅尔：嗯，
她看起来很性感——她有一头金色长
发，晒得黝黑，胸部很大，穿着一件低
胸粉色连衣裙。 你的妻子呢？ 她长什
么样子？ 拉塞尔：忘了我的妻子吧。
让我们集中精力寻找你的妻子吧。
反射
有些不道德、好色的男人即使已经结婚
了，仍然渴望和渴望性感美丽的女人。
谨防性行为不端、违反道德戒律的危
险。
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14. Stressed Out Doctor
There was a doctor who worked for 10
hours a day and he was pretty stressed
out. One day a patient came to consult
him at night about some pains he
experienced in his abdomen area. The
doctor made an examination and then
asked the patient, “When do you
usually experience your
abdominal pains?” The patient replied,
“Oh Doctor, I can’t really tell. The pains
can come at any time.” The doctor then
wrote out a prescription and told the
patient, “It’s very important that you
take the medicine exactly 30 minutes
before you feel the pain.” The patient
was utterly confused.
Reflection
Those stressed out cannot give
good logical advice.
They need sufficient sleep and
rest, so say the Wise.
压力大的医生
有一位医生每天工作10个小时，压力
很大。 有一天，一位病人晚上来咨询
他腹部的一些疼痛。 医生做了检查，
然后问病人：“你通常什么时候会感到
腹痛？” 病人回答说：“哦，医生，我
真的不知道。 痛苦随时都会来临。”
然后医生开出处方并告诉病人：“非常
重要的是，你必须在感到疼痛前 30 分
钟服药。” 病人完全困惑了。
反射
那些压力很大的人无法给出良好的逻
辑建议。智者说，他们需要充足的睡
眠和休息。
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15. “May you Laugh your way
to good Health.
May Wisdom be your
greatest Wealth!”
“愿你笑得健康。
愿智慧成为您最
大的财富！”
With Metta,
Bro. Oh Teik Bin
The End
结束
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