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1. First, You have to find this sentence on the immense white page. I think this is how its going to be until the author of this work finds a clever way to present it. Because this does not fit your typical screenformat. The way of telling this story is different. It demands something of you as a reader. You can think of it as moving in a landscape, scroll up and down, search forth and back, to under-
stand the stories of these people and objects in Vardø. It is not given where the story starts or stops. Or, it doesn’t.
Again, I am truly sorry (and a little bit happy) for the inconviences the size of this work represents.
2. 1 1
J gets up inte morning, walks to the Blanket is warm, house is dark,
harbour cold, window is open,colder
outside. clothes, down stairs,
coffee, weather report radio,
movement in kitchen,hand inside
refrigirator, outside, how many
steps, how many streets, hands
are warm, streets all look the
same, theres light in the window
at Helmers house, cant see the
horizon, can see the sea now, will
have time for one cigarette. Enter
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Fisherboat leaves harbour ocean. exchange of words.
Departure. The sea is calm
today, Take the fenders in, make
ready the nets, careful its slippery
here, can you loosen that green
Jacobs house
rope, oh I think its frozen, we’re
Where the
taking her down now, loosen. one
boat leaves
more time, See I told you they
the harbour
would come down. Now Edge of the island
smoothly, keep it coming. So
hows the wife, the children? He
failed his math-test? We’re gonna
go for another round. Just keep
her steady, I’ll tighten the rope
when we reach the other boats. I
think my boots are leaking,
they’ve been taking in water
since a couple of weeks ago, I Favorite streetview
came home with one wet foot.
Fishing No, they dont last longer than a
year now anyways. They said
down at the store that they would
take new ones in today. Care for
coffee? I’ll make some. I need
coffe, there were kids making
noise this night, it woke me up, I
couldnt fall back to sleep,
View towards the sea
screaming and shouting all over
Seeing whales on the fjord the place, I think its that kid of
David whats his name, staying up
all night and everything. Some
strong coffee will do huh? Ingrid
sent me these cakes she made
Pub Vardø Hotell
yesterday. Stone
.......
What? What are you saying? Edge og island
Ingrids house
Look at those whales, beautiful, Fishing place
amazing! I’ve never seen them
so close up before. Look its
huge. My grandfather used to tell
me about the whales in the fjord.
So thats something to tell the
wife when I get home, huh?
Never seen anything like it. You
know whales can grow a hundred Vardø school
years old, this whale could have
met your grandfather, ha ha! It Meieriet pub
probably did. They are soo big.
......
ica supermarket
To call it a day, we’re going in,
take her in, ah the stupid boot,
I’m gonna get a new pair now, Hairdresser
they sell them in Ica, right? Going
right away, after the gutting, fish
for dinner tonight, yes I’ll bring
some home it will make Ingrid
happy.
Town hall
Ellas house
Mannskor
00.00 01.00 02:00 03:00 04:00 05:00 06:00 07:00 08:00 09:00 10:00 11:00 12:00 13:00 14:00 15:00 16:00 17:00 18:00 19:00 20:00 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:00
Witch memorial
Whale zzhreeeeemmzzhe merwhe zmmeerrhee uuuueeooo herrmmmmeeeeuuuuuuuuuuu zmmmeeeeeurrrhuuem
zzhreeeeemmzzhe merwhe krill swim eat plankton zmmeerrhee uuuueeooo herrmmmmeeeeuuuuuuuuuuu Plankton Krill Eat Swim 14:26 Air
Footballfield
17:14 Telling
02:11 Someones making 04:30 Wakes, 05:00 Boat 16:34 Gutting fish, Ella about the 18:11 Dinner 19:35
Jacob Sleep noise in the neighboorhood walks to harbour leaves harbour Fishing 11:17 Coffee break 14:26 Whale delivering fish whale, Ica with family Værmeldingen 20:00 Vardø Mannskor 22:30 Goes to bed
10:55 Turid 17:14 Jacob tells about a
Ella 06:30 Breakfast 07:00 At work 07:54 Fruit arrives 08:51 Talk with Maria grocery shopping 13:07 Loading the selves whale and offers fresh fish 23:00 Ica closes 23:10 Home, sleep
17:28
00:12 Night at the ica store, looking 07:00 Ella 10:00 Store is 17:23 Being bought, happiest Walking for
Boots, at the shelves with the Crocs comes to work being opened. All those funnylooking people passing by, cant somebody buy me? moment of a boots life so far the first time Home!
01:37 Bored like 19:31 Riding the bike to
00:03 Argument nothing else, with 02:11 Hanging 02:53 Home, 04:49 06:55, Waked up by 09:36 Wakes up, the footballfield, with
Kid with Mom Ole and Jens. around town Computer Game Sleep Mom, falls back to sleep Walks to school 11:49 Plays ping pong instead of going to class 12:52 Kebab 13:17 Hanging out. Streetlife with the gang 17:18 At the youth club, pool, and hanging out. Jenny on the backseat 20:56 The party at the footballfield. Everybody is there
07:24 Talk 10:17 Picking up
with Vegard 09:28 Cigarette break the contract at 11:03 Vegard, Espen 12:14 Walking to 14:30 Strandgata, sunny
Ingrid Heavy sleep 07:00 Leaves house and Espen 07:45 At work 08:10 Paperwork with Astrid Jarles office and Bård in the street the hairdresser 13:45 Martes salong day, loads of people 16:58 Beer at Meieriet 17:52 Beer and dinner with gang 21:09 Concert and dancing at Nordpol Pub
17:32 Being picked
The Stone Night, clear sky with stars. Cold. Day rises. Day rises. Day rises. Sun today. Yay. up by a hand 17:34 Being put inside a pocket filled with warm wool fur.
01:52 Kids
making noise 08:00 Breakfast, view towards 09.27 Walking through the city, the 15:43 Norwegian 17:32 Finds stone. 17:49 Fishing with
Tourist 00:00 Heavy sleep outside, wakes 02:24 Falls back to sleep the harbour, what a sunny day witch memorial, the city from afar 11:02 Hike on the eastern side of the island, the horizon the birds, the sea chocolate in Narvesen Souvenir stone! Tor Arne and Bjørn 19:57 The sun sets, walking out to the memorial 23:26 Harbour at night.
3. 1
Jacobs house
Where the
boat leaves
the harbour
Edge of the island
Favorite streetview
View towards the sea
Pub Vardø Hotell
Stone
Edge og island
Ingrids house
Fishing place
Vardø school
Meieriet pub
ica supermarket
Hairdresser
Town hall
Ellas house
Mannskor
00.00 01.00 02:00 03:00 04:00 05:00 06:00 07:00 08:00 09:00 10:00 11:00 12:00 13:00 14:00 15:00 16:00 17:00 18:00 19:00 20:00 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:00
Witch memorial
Whale zzhreeeeemmzzhe merwhe zmmeerrhee uuuueeooo herrmmmmeeeeuuuuuuuuuuu zmmmeeeeeurrrhuuem
zzhreeeeemmzzhe merwhe krill swim eat plankton zmmeerrhee uuuueeooo herrmmmmeeeeuuuuuuuuuuu Plankton Krill Eat Swim 14:26 Air
Footballfield
17:14 Telling
02:11 Someones making 04:30 Wakes, 05:00 Boat 16:34 Gutting fish, Ella about the 18:11 Dinner 19:35
Jacob Sleep noise in the neighboorhood walks to harbour leaves harbour Fishing 11:17 Coffee break 14:26 Whale delivering fish whale, Ica with family Værmeldingen 20:00 Vardø Mannskor 22:30 Goes to bed
10:55 Turid 17:14 Jacob tells about a
Ella 06:30 Breakfast 07:00 At work 07:54 Fruit arrives 08:51 Talk with Maria grocery shopping 13:07 Loading the selves whale and offers fresh fish 23:00 Ica closes 23:10 Home, sleep
17:28
00:12 Night at the ica store, looking 07:00 Ella 10:00 Store is 17:23 Being bought, happiest Walking for
Boots, at the shelves with the Crocs comes to work being opened. All those funnylooking people passing by, cant somebody buy me? moment of a boots life so far the first time Home!
01:37 Bored like 19:31 Riding the bike to
00:03 Argument nothing else, with 02:11 Hanging 02:53 Home, 04:49 06:55, Waked up by 09:36 Wakes up, the footballfield, with
Øystein with Mom Ole and Jens. around town Computer Game Sleep Mom, falls back to sleep Walks to school 11:49 Plays ping pong instead of going to class 12:52 Kebab 13:17 Hanging out. Streetlife with the gang 17:18 At the youth club, pool, and hanging out. Jenny on the backseat 20:56 The party at the footballfield. Everybody is there
07:24 Talk 10:17 Picking up
with Vegard 09:28 Cigarette break the contract at 11:03 Vegard, Espen 12:14 Walking to 14:30 Strandgata, sunny
Ingrid Heavy sleep 07:00 Leaves house and Espen 07:45 At work 08:10 Paperwork with Astrid Jarles office and Bård in the street the hairdresser 13:45 Martes salong day, loads of people 16:58 Beer at Meieriet 17:52 Beer and dinner with gang 21:09 Concert and dancing at Nordpol Pub
17:32 Being picked
The Stone Night, clear sky with stars. Cold. Day rises. Day rises. Day rises. Sun today. Yay. up by a hand 17:34 Being put inside a pocket filled with warm wool fur.
01:52 Kids
making noise 08:00 Breakfast, view towards 09.27 Walking through the city, the 15:43 Norwegian 17:32 Finds stone. 17:49 Fishing with
Tourist 00:00 Heavy sleep outside, wakes 02:24 Falls back to sleep the harbour, what a sunny day witch memorial, the city from afar 11:02 Hike on the eastern side of the island, the horizon the birds, the sea chocolate in Narvesen Souvenir stone! Tor Arne and Bjørn 19:57 The sun sets, walking out to the memorial 23:26 Harbour at night.
4. Jacobs house
Where the
boat leaves
the harbour
Edge of the island
Favorite streetview
Pub
View towards the sea
Vardø Hotell
Stone Youth club
Edge og island
Ingrids house
Fishing place
Vardø school
Øysteins House
Meieriet pub
ica supermarket
Hairdresser
Town hall
Ellas house
Mannskor
00.00 01.00 02:00 03:00 04:00 05:00 06:00 07:00 08:00 09:00 10:00 11:00 12:00 13:00 14:00 15:00 16:00 17:00 18:00 19:00 20:00 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:00
Witch memorial
Whale zzhreeeeemmzzhe merwhe zmmeerrhee uuuueeooo herrmmmmeeeeuuuuuuuuuuu zmmmeeeeeurrrhuuem
zzhreeeeemmzzhe merwhe krill swim eat plankton zmmeerrhee uuuueeooo herrmmmmeeeeuuuuuuuuuuu Plankton Krill Eat Swim 14:26 Air
Footballfield
17:14 Telling
02:11 Someones making 04:30 Wakes, 05:00 Boat 16:34 Gutting fish, Ella about the 18:11 Dinner 19:35
Jacob Sleep noise in the neighboorhood walks to harbour leaves harbour Fishing 11:17 Coffee break 14:26 Whale delivering fish whale, Ica with family Værmeldingen 20:00 Vardø Mannskor 22:30 Goes to bed
10:55 Turid 17:14 Jacob tells about a
Ella 06:30 Breakfast 07:00 At work 07:54 Fruit arrives 08:51 Talk with Maria grocery shopping 13:07 Loading the selves whale and offers fresh fish 23:00 Ica closes 23:10 Home, sleep
17:28
00:12 Night at the ica store, looking 07:00 Ella 10:00 Store is 17:23 Being bought, happiest Walking for
Boots, at the shelves with the Crocs comes to work being opened. All those funnylooking people passing by, cant somebody buy me? moment of a boots life so far the first time Home!
01:37 Bored like 19:31 Riding the bike to
00:03 Argument nothing else, with 02:11 Hanging 02:53 Home, 04:49 06:55, Waked up by 09:36 Wakes up, the footballfield, with
Øystein with Mom Ole and Jens. around town Computer Game Sleep Mom, falls back to sleep Walks to school 11:49 Plays ping pong instead of going to class 12:52 Kebab 13:17 Hanging out. Streetlife with the gang 17:18 At the youth club, pool, and hanging out. Jenny on the backseat 20:56 The party at the footballfield. Everybody is there
07:24 Talk 10:17 Picking up
with Vegard 09:28 Cigarette break the contract at 11:03 Vegard, Espen 12:14 Walking to 14:30 Strandgata, sunny
Ingrid Heavy sleep 07:00 Leaves house and Espen 07:45 At work 08:10 Paperwork with Astrid Jarles office and Bård in the street the hairdresser 13:45 Martes salong day, loads of people 16:58 Beer at Meieriet 17:52 Beer and dinner with gang 21:09 Concert and dancing at Nordpol Pub
17:32 Being picked
The Stone Night, clear sky with stars. Cold. Day rises. Day rises. Day rises. Sun today. Yay. up by a hand 17:34 Being put inside a pocket filled with warm wool fur.
01:52 Kids
making noise 08:00 Breakfast, view towards 09.27 Walking through the city, the 15:43 Norwegian 17:32 Finds stone. 17:49 Fishing with
Tourist 00:00 Heavy sleep outside, wakes 02:24 Falls back to sleep the harbour, what a sunny day witch memorial, the city from afar 11:02 Hike on the eastern side of the island, the horizon the birds, the sea chocolate in Narvesen Souvenir stone! Tor Arne and Bjørn 19:57 The sun sets, walking out to the memorial 23:26 Harbour at night.
5. Jacobs house
Where the
boat leaves
the harbour
Edge of the island
Favorite streetview
Pub
View towards the sea
Vardø Hotell
Stone
Edge og island
Ingrids house
Fishing place
Vardø school
Meieriet pub
ica supermarket
Hairdresser
Town hall
Ellas house
Mannskor
00.00 01.00 02:00 03:00 04:00 05:00 06:00 07:00 08:00 09:00 10:00 11:00 12:00 13:00 14:00 15:00 16:00 17:00 18:00 19:00 20:00 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:00
Witch memorial
Whale zzhreeeeemmzzhe merwhe zmmeerrhee uuuueeooo herrmmmmeeeeuuuuuuuuuuu zmmmeeeeeurrrhuuem
zzhreeeeemmzzhe merwhe krill swim eat plankton zmmeerrhee uuuueeooo herrmmmmeeeeuuuuuuuuuuu Plankton Krill Eat Swim 14:26 Air
Footballfield
17:14 Telling
02:11 Someones making 04:30 Wakes, 05:00 Boat 16:34 Gutting fish, Ella about the 18:11 Dinner 19:35
Jacob Sleep noise in the neighboorhood walks to harbour leaves harbour Fishing 11:17 Coffee break 14:26 Whale delivering fish whale, Ica with family Værmeldingen 20:00 Vardø Mannskor 22:30 Goes to bed
10:55 Turid 17:14 Jacob tells about a
Ella 06:30 Breakfast 07:00 At work 07:54 Fruit arrives 08:51 Talk with Maria grocery shopping 13:07 Loading the selves whale and offers fresh fish 23:00 Ica closes 23:10 Home, sleep
17:28
00:12 Night at the ica store, looking 07:00 Ella 10:00 Store is 17:23 Being bought, happiest Walking for
Boots, at the shelves with the Crocs comes to work being opened. All those funnylooking people passing by, cant somebody buy me? moment of a boots life so far the first time Home!
01:37 Bored like 19:31 Riding the bike to
00:03 Argument nothing else, with 02:11 Hanging 02:53 Home, 04:49 06:55, Waked up by 09:36 Wakes up, the footballfield, with
Kid with Mom Ole and Jens. around town Computer Game Sleep Mom, falls back to sleep Walks to school 11:49 Plays ping pong instead of going to class 12:52 Kebab 13:17 Hanging out. Streetlife with the gang 17:18 At the youth club, pool, and hanging out. Jenny on the backseat 20:56 The party at the footballfield. Everybody is there
07:24 Talk 10:17 Picking up
with Vegard 09:28 Cigarette break the contract at 11:03 Vegard, Espen 12:14 Walking to 14:30 Strandgata, sunny
Ingrid Heavy sleep 07:00 Leaves house and Espen 07:45 At work 08:10 Paperwork with Astrid Jarles office and Bård in the street the hairdresser 13:45 Martes salong day, loads of people 16:58 Beer at Meieriet 17:52 Beer and dinner with gang 21:09 Concert and dancing at Nordpol Pub
17:32 Being picked
The Stone Night, clear sky with stars. Cold. Day rises. Day rises. Day rises. Sun today. Yay. up by a hand 17:34 Being put inside a pocket filled with warm wool fur.
01:52 Kids
making noise 08:00 Breakfast, view towards 09.27 Walking through the city, the 15:43 Norwegian 17:32 Finds stone. 17:49 Fishing with
Tourist 00:00 Heavy sleep outside, wakes 02:24 Falls back to sleep the harbour, what a sunny day witch memorial, the city from afar 11:02 Hike on the eastern side of the island, the horizon the birds, the sea chocolate in Narvesen Souvenir stone! Tor Arne and Bjørn 19:57 The sun sets, walking out to the memorial 23:26 Harbour at night.