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I AM
LEGEND
THE LEGEND OF
DAD, WHY DO THEY
CALL YOU A LEGEND?
WELL SON, NOW THAT YOU’RE OF AGE, LET
ME TELL YOU THE REAL REASON WHY I’M
KNOWN AS LEGEND
A long long time ago… Before you were born (I think)… your Tito
Fool threw another one of his parties in his mansion…
Everyone was there. And I mean everyone…
Even your Tito Dragonheart was there
NASUKO AMONG SILINGAN KAY SABA KAAYO
AMONG IRO PAG GAWAS NAKO
But then we found your Tito Fool
and he was all tied up sitting on a
chair
And then a MONSTER suddenly
attacked your Tito Fool
Your Tito Fool’s face was that of
pure terror
I looked at the faces of your other Titos and they were all the same
scared faces
“Will no one take up battle with
this evil beast?”, I said
They all just started at me, like I was their only hope…
Then my SWORD started to tingle
and throb…
It suddenly became a BIG-ASS
SWORD
So I thrust my BIG-ASS SWORD IN
And I thrust my BIG-ASS SWORD OUT
I thrust my BIG-ASS SWORD IN again
And I thrust my BIG-ASS SWORD OUT and
wiggle it all about
The looks on their faces were priceless
Your Tito Dragonheart even gave me instructions (the
nerve of the guy)
A LITTLE TO THE RIGHT…
SIGE PA… UMMPHH…
And upon my final thrust…
I pulled out my sword
and it exploded
VICTORY!!!
The beast is no more
AND THAT’S HOW I SOLIDIFIED MY
STATUS AS LEGEND SON
OH BOY, WHAT A GREAT STORY, DAD.
WAIT TILL I TELL MY BEST FRIEND
ABOUT THIS. HE’S GONNA BE REALLY
JEALOUS AGAIN
HE’S STILL REALLY JEALOUS COZ YOU
GOT TO WATCH ARIANA GRANDE’S
CONCERT.
YOU GO TO YOUR BESTFRIEND
AND TELL HIM HOW YOU’RE DAD IS
A LEGEND
OH, AND TELL HIS YAYA I SAID
HI, WILL YA…
THE END

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