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- Or, What you can learn from a business major. 4/25/2011 1 Ignite Ames Business Major (so cool) Nerd (so not)
DISCLAIMER 4/25/2011 Ignite Ames 2 This presentation is full of generalizations and stereotypes regarding nerds, business majors and associated subjects. If you are offended by these generalizations... Have another beer.
Our Hero 4/25/2011 Ignite Ames 3 Nerd ,[object Object]
Slightly Awkward
Likes Star WarsUS (CHEER)
The Badguy 4/25/2011 Ignite Ames 4 Business Major ,[object Object]
Suave
Probably dating that girl you like.THEM (Boo)
4/25/2011 Ignite Ames 5 Who the hell is this guy? ,[object Object]
Software Engineer in Des Moines
Small Company Enthusiast,[object Object]
Computer Engineering
Psychology
NO FREAKIN’ BUSINESS!,[object Object]
What’s so important about business? We are all in business. You are a business. Sell your time and effort Get a paycheck Most of us work for businesses. Sell time, effort, goods and services Get a check Who knows business? Those guys! 4/25/2011 8 Ignite Ames
They say / We say What a business major says... “C’s get degrees” “It’s done, let’s go out.” What an engineer says... “I know I can get them all.” “This isn’t perfect yet.” 4/25/2011 9 Ignite Ames
Their Saturday Night. 4/25/2011 10 Ignite Ames Tasty Beverages Other People
Our Saturday Night. 4/25/2011 11 Ignite Ames Work damn you! No Beverages No People No Fun
What does it all mean? 4/25/2011 12 Ignite Ames ? I’m sad now...… Let’s ask another question...
What is Software (or your product of choice) worth? Q: What is a piece of software worth? 4/25/2011 13 Ignite Ames

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Hey Nerd

  • 1. - Or, What you can learn from a business major. 4/25/2011 1 Ignite Ames Business Major (so cool) Nerd (so not)
  • 2. DISCLAIMER 4/25/2011 Ignite Ames 2 This presentation is full of generalizations and stereotypes regarding nerds, business majors and associated subjects. If you are offended by these generalizations... Have another beer.
  • 3.
  • 6.
  • 8. Probably dating that girl you like.THEM (Boo)
  • 9.
  • 10. Software Engineer in Des Moines
  • 11.
  • 14.
  • 15. What’s so important about business? We are all in business. You are a business. Sell your time and effort Get a paycheck Most of us work for businesses. Sell time, effort, goods and services Get a check Who knows business? Those guys! 4/25/2011 8 Ignite Ames
  • 16. They say / We say What a business major says... “C’s get degrees” “It’s done, let’s go out.” What an engineer says... “I know I can get them all.” “This isn’t perfect yet.” 4/25/2011 9 Ignite Ames
  • 17. Their Saturday Night. 4/25/2011 10 Ignite Ames Tasty Beverages Other People
  • 18. Our Saturday Night. 4/25/2011 11 Ignite Ames Work damn you! No Beverages No People No Fun
  • 19. What does it all mean? 4/25/2011 12 Ignite Ames ? I’m sad now...… Let’s ask another question...
  • 20. What is Software (or your product of choice) worth? Q: What is a piece of software worth? 4/25/2011 13 Ignite Ames
  • 21. What is Software (or your product of choice) worth? Q: What is a piece of software worth? 4/25/2011 14 Ignite Ames
  • 22. What is Software (or your product of choice) worth? A: Exactly what customers will pay for it. What the hell does that mean? Jerk. FACT: Any product is only as profitable as the market will bear. 4/25/2011 15 Ignite Ames
  • 23. Personal Experience You will be APPALLED, INCENSED, and DISMAYED at the crap your boss says should be released. Toyota Gas Pedals Windows Vista 4/25/2011 16 Ignite Ames
  • 24. Damn it. Your boss is right. Damn it. Why? 4/25/2011 Ignite Ames 17 Fat Stacks o’ Cash even Vista.
  • 25. The Power of Good Enough. “The perfect is the enemy of the good.” Voltaire (appropriately nerdy) Unreleased Products make nothing. Crappy products don’t make very much. 4/25/2011 18 Ignite Ames
  • 26. Bottom Line 4/25/2011 Ignite Ames 19 Business is about money. Unreleased Products don’t make money. Good is good enough. I wish someone had told me this when I was an engineering student.
  • 27. Thank You! No business majors were harmed in the making of this presentation. 4/25/2011 20 Ignite Ames