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FOP384 - "Lame Ducks"
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EXT - DIMMSDALE, NIGHT
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EXT- DIMMSDALE MEGAPLEX 32, NIGHT.
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INT - TURNER
CAR TIMMY Boy, that detective movie was awesome! FOP362sc161_CityStreet_TurnerCarInterior
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MOM Oh yes,
I love Sherlock Homely movies. -- FOP362sc161_CityStreet_TurnerCarInterior
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-- He’s so
homely --
12.
-- he has
to be smart.
13.
TIMMY I still
can’t believe the butler did it.
14.
DAD What butler?
--
15.
-- The movie
was about a giant green lizard that destroyed Pough-keepsie.
16.
MOM You wandered
into the wrong theatre again, dear.
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COSMO I wandered
into the wrong theatre, too. --
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-- There was
hot oil and popping sounds.
19.
WANDA You wandered
into the popcorn machine, Cosmo.
20.
COSMO Ooh, that
explains the imitation butter ýavoring in my pants. --
21.
-- I call
it butt butter.
22.
TIMMY Hey --
23.
-- what happened
to our house?
24.
EXT - TURNER
FRONT DOOR, NIGHT. The nameplate swings back & forth.
25.
The whole house
is gone! text
26.
text
27.
The nameplate falls
to the ground. text
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text
29.
(DAD GASPS)
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DAD We've been
robbed! --
31.
32.
-- They took
everything! --
33.
-- Our furniture,
TV... --
34.
-- even the
walls!
35.
MOM If we
had a butler --
36.
-- I’d blame
him.
37.
Sparky walks in
wearing a back brace. TIMMY Sparky, why didn’t you stop the burglar?
38.
SPARKY I didn't
see a burglar. --
39.
-- I was
too busy helping the mover with the ski mask load all of your stuff --
40.
-- into his
unmarked van.
41.
TIMMY That was
the burglar!
42.
43.
SPARKY Ohhhhhhhhh!
44.
Sorry, Timmy. --
45.
-- I thought
we were moving somewhere better than this dump. --
46.
-- This place
doesn’t even have walls!
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text
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FOP289sc77fEatenChurro CHET UBETCHA
This is Chet Ubetcha --
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FOP289sc77fEatenChurro -- reporting
--
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-- that a
burglar --
51.
-- has been
robbing houses all over Dimmsdale, --
52.
-- taking everything
--
53.
-- including my
microphone, --
54.
-- which is
why I’m talking into this churro. --
55.
-- This just
in: --
56.
-- it’s a
Mexican donut.
57.
Chet walks out.
text
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Chet walks out.
text
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(SFX: TRUCK HONK,
OS)
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FOP355sc164_Int_TurnerLivingRoom_TVCouch_OL / FOP346sc008tvScreen
/ 182sc135garagestuff Dinkleberg drives in. DINKELBERG Hey, Turners, --
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-- I saw
you were robbed, --
62.
-- so I
took the liberty of replacing all your worldly possessions. --
63.
-- I also
brought you --
64.
-- this sack
of cold hard cash.
65.
DAD Cold and
hard --
66.
-- like --
67.
-- your heart!
--
68.
-- Get off
my lawn, --
69.
-- you demon
with a human face!
70.
DINKLEBERG WIPE
71.
DINKLEBERG WIPE
72.
DINKLEBERG WIPE
73.
EXT - TURNER
HOUSEHOLD, DAY.
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EXT - TURNER
HOUSEHOLD, DAY.
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EXT - TURNER
HOUSEHOLD, DAY.
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Dinkleberg replaces dish.
77.
INT - TIMMY’S
ROOM text
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TIMMY I’m glad
the house is back to normal.
79.
-- And it’s
a good thing --
80.
-- Mr. Dinkelberg
got exact replicas of all my old stuff. --
81.
-- We can
--
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-- forget the
burglary ever happened.
83.
DAD Oooooooohohoh Timmy,
--
84.
-- We can
--
85.
-- never forget
this burglary ever happened!
86.
-- To catch
the burglar --
87.
-- I’m starting
a neighborhood watch.
88.
89.
DAD Darn it!
--
90.
-- He took
my watch! --
91.
-- This guy
is more cunning than I thought.
92.
TIMMY Dad, you
don’t wear a watch.
93.
DAD Good detective
work, son. --
94.
-- I could
use you on my team.
95.
TIMMY Dad, you’re
not a detective.
96.
DAD I might
as well be. --
97.
-- I've seen
every Sherlock Homely movie ever made. --
98.
-- Well, except
the one we just came back from. --
99.
-- Anyway, --
100.
-- I’m calling
a neighborhood watch meeting in our living room!
101.
fop252sc064classroomclock (SFX: CLOCK
TICKING SLOWLY)
102.
fop252sc064classroomclock text
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fop252sc064classroomclock text
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INT - TURNER
LIVING ROOM TIMMY Uh, Dad, --
105.
-- I don’t
think anyone else wants to join your neighborhood watch.
106.
FOP293Sc058Tumbleweed A tumbleweed
rolls through.
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FOP293Sc058Tumbleweed
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FOP293Sc058Tumbleweed
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DAD That’s because
the burglar --
110.
-- stole their
sense of justice!
111.
CROCKER Hello, --
112.
-- I’m here
--
113.
-- to join
your neighborhood watch program.
114.
TIMMY Were you
robbed too, Mr. Crocker?
115.
CROCKER No, --
116.
-- I’m here
cuz I wanna chew the burglar out --
117.
-- for not
taking Mother. --
118.
-- I left
her on the porch with a note that said --
119.
--'Please steal me'
--
120.
-- but no
dice. --
121.
--He did however
--
122.
-- take my
dice.
123.
DAD Well, --
124.
-- now that
we’re all here, --
125.
-- I’m gonna
pull out --
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FOP348Sc174suitcasewithdollarsign -- my
--
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FOP348Sc174suitcasewithdollarsign -- ofåcial
detective case. --
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FOP348Sc174suitcasewithdollarsign -- Let’s
see...
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text
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text
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text
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text
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text
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text
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text
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As detectives, --
141.
-- we’ll need
a name that will strike fear --
142.
-- into every
criminal out there. --
143.
-- We’ll call
ourselves --
144.
-- the --
145.
-- Dimmsdale Undercover
Crime Killer Squad.
146.
TIMMY So we’re...
--
147.
-- the Ducks?
148.
DAD Of course
we are. --
149.
-- Nothing puts
more fear into the heart of thieves --
150.
-- than duck
hats. --
151.
-- I stole
them from Dinkelberg, so technically --
152.
-- I'm our
årst suspect.
153.
DAD From now
on, you will call me by my code name: --
154.
155.
-- Major Mallard.
156.
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DAD Your code
name --
158.
-- is --
159.
-- Lucy Goosey.
160.
TIMMY Oh come
on!
161.
text
162.
DAD And your
code name --
163.
-- is --
164.
-- Mr. Quackers.
165.
CROCKER Could I
be named The Falcon? --
166.
-- It’s a
cool name --
167.
-- and it
might get me a date.
168.
DAD Falcons have
nothing to do with crime. --
169.
-- Everyone knows
ducks are nature’s crime-åghters. --
170.
-- They ýy
South for the Winter --
171.
-- To bust
perps! --
172.
DAD Now to
catch a burglar in the act, --
173.
-- we’ll have
to set up a stakeout.
174.
EXT - STAKEOUT
STEAKHOUSE, NIGHT. text
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DAD I love
steak outs! --
176.
-- Especially with
creamed corn. --
177.
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170sc077steakonplate -- I
love creamed corn, Timmy.
179.
170sc077steakonplate TIMMY I
don't think a stakeout means going out for steak.
180.
170sc077steakonplate CROCKER I
worked at a steakhouse once, --
181.
-- just to
steal the knives. --
182.
-- That --
183.
-- reminds --
184.
-- me, --
185.
-- I have
to leave soon --
186.
(CROCKER CUTS STEAK)
-- to put mother out for the burglar with a note that says, --
187.
-- 'Great for
pulling your plow.' --
188.
-- That woman’s
got the cankles of a Clydesdale.
189.
text
190.
(SFX: OFFSCREEN DOOR
CREEKING OPEN)
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DAD (mouth full)
This steak out is delicious! --
217.
-- Once we're
done, --
218.
-- we should
really --
219.
-- start looking
for the burglar.
220.
221.
DAD Excuse me!
--
222.
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text
225.
DAD Waiter, could
I get a doggy bag, please?
226.
BURGLAR Sorry, --
227.
-- not my
table.
228.
(BURGLAR LAUGHS EVILLY)
229.
(BURGLAR LAUGHS EVILLY)
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text
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FOP243sc135cow1 (BURGLAR LAUGHING)
232.
FOP243sc135cow1 TIMMY Dad,
--
233.
FOP243sc135cow1 TIMMY I
think that was the burglar.
234.
DAD What?! --
235.
-- To the
duck truck, Mr. Quackers! --
236.
text
237.
-- You too,
Lucy Goosey.
238.
TIMMY Oh come
on!
239.
240.
241.
242.
text
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244.
text
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DAD Floor it,
Mr. Quackers.
246.
CROCKER It’s the
Falcon!
247.
DAD No it’s
not!
248.
(CROCKER GRUMBLES)
249.
FOP222sc004gasbrakepedal
250.
FOP222sc004gasbrakepedal (SFX: ENGINE
REVS)
251.
(SFX: ENGINE REVVING,
WHEELS PEELING OUT)
252.
(DAD YELLING)
253.
254.
(DUCK VAN nuh
nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh)
255.
DAD It’s the
burglar! --
256.
257.
DAD blows his
duck call. (SFX: DUCK CALL)
258.
259.
DUCKS swoop in.
260.
-- Arrest him!
261.
WHIP PAN
262.
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- M162 text
263.
TIMMY That’s just
a guy taking out his trash.
264.
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266.
267.
268.
269.
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DAD Trust me,
Lucy Goosey. --
271.
-- I have
the mind of a defective.
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TIMMY I think
you mean detective.
273.
(SFX DOOR SLAM)
274.
(SFX: DUDE YELLING....
KLANG!)
275.
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277.
278.
CROCKER No, --
279.
-- I think
he had it right the årst time.
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text
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text
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text
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text
284.
Dad looks OS.
text
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DAD (SUGG) Gah!
--
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287.
(SFX: DUCK CALL)
288.
289.
-- Look! --
290.
WHIP PAN
291.
-- Someone’s in
old lady Schwimmer’s house.
292.
TIMMY That’s Mrs.
Schwimmer, Dad.
293.
DAD Which is
exactly what the burglar would want us to think.
294.
167sc061niceoldladywatercan INT -
MRS. SCHWIMMER’S HOUSE. Mrs. Schwimmer is brushing her dentures.
295.
167sc061niceoldladywatercan (SFX: DOOR
SLAMMING OPEN)
296.
167sc061niceoldladywatercan DAD You’re
busted, burglar! --
297.
-- We’re the
DUCKS!
298.
CROCKER I’m the
Falcon! --
299.
-- What are
you doing later?
300.
DAD Shut your
beak, Mr. Quackers, --
301.
-- and pat
the suspect down for stolen loot --
302.
-- while we
go for more steak!
303.
304.
(SFX: OLD WOMAN
SCREAMS)
305.
(OLD WOMAN XENA
BATTLECRY)
306.
(OLD WOMAN XENA
BATTLECRY)
307.
(OLD WOMAN XENA
BATTLECRY)
308.
(OLD WOMAN XENA
BATTLECRY)
309.
CROCKER GAH! --
310.
(WOMAN’S BATTLECRY, CROCKER
YELLING)
311.
(WOMAN’S BATTLECRY, CROCKER
YELLING)
312.
(WOMAN’S BATTLECRY, CROCKER
YELLING)
313.
-- Why am
I always stuck with an old lady?
314.
-- I swear
I attract them like a free bus to Reno.
315.
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317.
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318.
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EXT - TURNER
HOUSE, NIGHT text
321.
FOP232sc086cosmoduck text
322.
DAD & CROCKER
are looking at a conspiracy theory board. text
323.
DAD After much
thorough --
324.
-- and handsome
investigating --
325.
-- in this
duck hat, --
326.
-- I've concluded
that the burglar is none other than... --
327.
-- Dinkelberg.
328.
TIMMY Mr. Dinkelberg's
clean. --
329.
-- Nothing we
found leads to him.
330.
DAD Oh really?
--
331.
-- Then how
do you explain these stolen duck hats?
332.
action text TIMMY
You stole them from him, Dad.
333.
action text
334.
action text DAD
It’s Major Mallard --
335.
action text --
and stop twisting my words. --
336.
DAD -- I
will not be a victim of this witch hunt!
337.
DAD -- I
will not be a victim of this witch hunt!
338.
339.
340.
341.
TIMMY Guys, I’m
worried about my Dad. --
342.
-- All his
crazy detective work is gonna get him into trouble.
343.
WANDA I wouldn’t
worry, Timmy. --
344.
345.
(SFX: DAD SCRIBBLING
ON POSTER)
346.
text
347.
CROCKER So it
is Dinkelberg! --
348.
349.
-- The Falcon
--
350.
-- is --
351.
-- gonna go
ask that lunatic why --
352.
-- why he
didn’t steal mother.
353.
DOOR OPEN SUDDENLY.
(SFX: ANGRY NOISE WALLA)
354.
CHET pops in
using an ice cream cone as a microphone. CHET UBETCHA This is Chet Ubetcha --
355.
-- reporting --
356.
-- that --
357.
358.
-- Timmy Turner’s
Dad has harassed half the town, --
359.
-- causing an
angry mob --
360.
-- to demand
that the Turners leave Dimmsdale forever. -- FOP312sc118angryMOB
361.
-- In related
news, the angry mob would’ve brought pitchforks and torches --
362.
-- but those
were stolen, too.
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text
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CHET (SUGG) My
ice cream!
368.
369.
370.
CROCKER Whoa. --
371.
-- I haven't
seen a mob this angry --
372.
-- since they
ran out of powdered donuts at parent/teacher night. --
373.
-- Well, I'm
out of here. --
374.
-- Time for
the Falcon --
375.
-- to take
to the sky!
376.
377.
CROCKER Great, the
burglar stole the duck truck. --
378.
-- Get Turner!
379.
380.
(MASSIVE ANGRY DUCK
QUACKING)
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FOP262sc207OL3 (DAD YELLING)
383.
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385.
386.
(ALL DUCKS PECKING
AT DAD) DAD Oh no! --
387.
-- Even the
ducks have turned against me! --
388.
389.
-- No, I’m
wrong. --
390.
-- I just
have creamed corn on my shoes.
391.
ANGRY MOB GET
TIMMY’S DAD! GET TIMMY’S DAD
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DAD <SOBS> I’ve
failed Timmy --
393.
-- Every house
in Dimmsdale was robbed --
394.
-- and I
couldn’t stop it.
395.
DAD I’m not
åt to wear --
396.
-- this extremely
ýattering duck hat. --
397.
-- Let’s go
pack our things --
398.
-- so --
399.
-- we can
--
400.
-- leave this
town forever. --
401.
-- We’ll pick
up some steaks on the way out.
402.
-- We’ll pick
up some steaks on the way out.
403.
-- We’ll pick
up some steaks on the way out.
404.
SPARKY I’m not
hungry. --
405.
-- I ate
a duck. --
406.
-- Anyway, --
407.
-- let’s blow
this joint.
408.
TIMMY No, Sparky.
--
409.
-- I don't
wanna move. --
410.
-- I have
to ånd a way to help Dad catch this burglar --
411.
-- and save
his reputation.
412.
WANDA But how,
sport? --
413.
-- Every house
in Dimmsdale has already been robbed.
414.
TIMMY Then I
wish Dimmsdale had one more house.
415.
416.
417.
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DAD Well, --
419.
THE FAIRIES POOF
AWAY. -- Timmy, --
420.
-- looks like
I’m being driven out of town by an angry mob. --
421.
-- Story of
my life.
422.
TIMMY Dad, --
423.
-- you cannot
give up on the DUCKS. --
424.
-- There’s still
one house that hasn’t been robbed. --
425.
-- You might
be able to trap the burglar there!
426.
DAD I've never
noticed that house before. --
427.
-- But I
think we've realized --
428.
-- that I
don't really pay attention.
429.
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EXT - THE
NEW HOUSE ON THE BLOCK, NIGHT text
437.
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438.
TIMMY This is
the only house left for the burglar to rob, Dad. --
439.
-- And when
he shows up --
440.
-- you’re gonna
be here to stop him.
441.
DAD You’re right.
--
442.
-- And when
I do, --
443.
-- I’ll prove
to everyone --
444.
-- that they
were wrong about me. --
445.
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text
448.
(SFX: DUCK CALL)
449.
-- Let’s do
this, Lucy Goosey!
450.
TIMMY You got
it, Major Mallard!
451.
DAD It’s Dad.
--
452.
453.
-- Oh, right.
454.
EXT - NEW
HOUSE FRONT DOOR, NIGHT
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(SFX: DOOR KNOCK)
457.
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458.
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COSMO Hello, neighbors.
--
463.
-- We’re the
super rich Fairymans. --
464.
-- Care for
--
465.
-- a fancy
egg?
466.
DAD Thank you.
--
467.
-- I gotta
say, Mr. Fairyman, --
468.
-- I like
your green hair. --
469.
-- I guess
when you're rich you can get away with anything.
470.
COSMO That’s right.
--
471.
-- (calling out)
We’re super rich! --
472.
-- Now if
you’ll excuse me, --
473.
474.
133sc123wheelbarrowfront -- I
have to leave my gold out to dry.
475.
-- I have
to leave my gold out to dry.
476.
-- I have
to leave my gold out to dry.
477.
-- I have
to leave my gold out to dry.
478.
-- I have
to leave my gold out to dry.
479.
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480.
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481.
WANDA Look, honey!
--
482.
-- The diamonds
are ripe.
483.
fop232sc172cosmoastree COSMO Those
will go great in your diamond mango salad. --
484.
fop232sc172cosmoastree ROBBER pops
up from the tree.
485.
COSMO -- Won’t
you stay for dinner?
486.
DAD Sure! --
487.
488.
-- Timmy, --
489.
-- it’s gonna
be hard --
490.
-- for me
not to rob these people.
491.
492.
493.
494.
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DAD goes to
close the door... text
500.
WANDA Oh, --
501.
-- don’t bother
closing the door! --
502.
-- We rich
people ånd it to be such a hassle!
503.
504.
505.
506.
507.
508.
DAD I’m gonna
dust --
509.
-- for ångerpaints.
510.
TIMMY Fingerprints, Dad.
511.
512.
(TIMMY COUGHING)
513.
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(SUGG) QUACK!
528.
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TIMMY Uh, Dad,
--
538.
-- aren’t you
supposed to dust for ångerprints and block off crime scenes --
539.
-- after a
crime?
540.
541.
DAD Timmy, --
542.
-- I’m the
defective here.
543.
BURGLAR You sure
are.
544.
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546.
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548.
DAD Oh no!
--
549.
DAD -- It’s
the waiter!
550.
TIMMY Dad, it’s
the burglar!
551.
WANDA (O.S.) And
he’s got our wands! --
552.
553.
WANDA -- I
mean, our very expensive salad tongs!
554.
BURGLAR Thanks to
your loser neighborhood watch, --
555.
-- robbing this
town --
556.
-- has been
a piece of cake. --
557.
-- I’m just
gonna steal this one last thing --
558.
-- before I
go have a piece of cake.
559.
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560.
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text
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563.
(DAD GASPS)
564.
DAD Listen up,
burglar. --
565.
-- You can
rob my house --
566.
-- and humiliate
me in front of the entire town, --
567.
-- but --
568.
-- nobody steals
my duck call!
569.
Fingerprint dust box
falls out!
570.
571.
ROBBER AHHHHHH --
572.
ROBBER CHOOOOOOOOO!
573.
574.
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575.
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576.
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577.
ROBBER passes out.
text
578.
TIMMY Dad, your
super weird detective skills actually paid off!
579.
DAD That’s because
good always triumphs over evil. --
580.
-- Now grab
the diamonds out of that salad --
581.
-- Now grab
the diamonds out of that salad --
582.
-- Now grab
the diamonds out of that salad --
583.
-- and let’s
get out of here.
584.
FOP312sc145angryMOB2 EXT -
FAIRYMANS’ HOUSE ANGRY CROWD WALLA
585.
FOP312sc145angryMOB2 DAD Here’s
your burglar, Dimmsdale! --
586.
DAD Here’s your
burglar, Dimmsdale! --
587.
FOP312sc145angryMOB2 DAD Here’s
your burglar, Dimmsdale! --
588.
DAD -- We
can all rest easy --
589.
-- now that
the streets are safe. --
590.
-- I know
I will. --
591.
-- All that
creamed corn --
592.
-- me really
sleepy.
593.
(CROWD CHEERS)
594.
(CROWD CHEERS)
595.
(CROWD CHEERS)
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CLOSE on a
gross-looking meatloaf. text
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We see a
long line of people. text
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613.
EXT - FAIRYMANS’
HOUSE, DAY. text
614.
NEIGHBOR Welcome to
the neighborhood, Mrs. Fairyman.
615.
WANDA Great. Thank
you.
616.
617.
618.
-- What are
we gonna do with --
619.
-- 800 meatloaves?
620.
COSMO Well you
know what they say: --
621.
-- When life
gives you meatloaf, --
622.
-- make lemonade.
623.
text
624.
COSMO Boy, --
625.
-- this is
disgusting lemonade.
626.
627.
CROCKER I’m the
Falcon! --
628.
-- Call me.
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