My sister asked me to make this for a friend of hers.

1. Making the Most of it
An Introduction to Financial
Efficiency for the Modern Female
By: Julia Dundas

2. “No, No, Yes”
• As a young female it is likely that you have
encountered members of the opposite (and
less fair sex) who want to talk to you, spend
time with you and spend money on you. If you
don’t know this person, the most efficient
response to this is “No,no,yes”.

3. “Hey Baby, do you want to talk about
astrophysics?”
• “No!”

4. “I would really like to look in your eyes
and then braid your hair for a few
hours”
• “No!”

5. Hey Sugar, can I buy you a drink?
• “YES!”

6. Let’s work out some average costs
• Let’s be fairly 2 drinks x 8$ = 16$ you
conservative with our save
numbers here. Let’s say
that you go out twice a 16$ twice a week = $32 in
week, Friday and savings a week
Saturday. Also, let’s
assume that on average
you can get 2 drinks
bought for you at the
price of $8 a drink.

7. So, if you continue to go out and take
advantage of this scenario …
• $32 of savings a week,
multiplied by 52 week
in a year.
32x52 = $1664 annual
savings

8. “But, I feel bad taking advantage of
these strange men”
• Step 1: Don’t.
If you start to feel
bad, just keep in mind
all the objectification
and misogyny that
we, as modern females
face. We might as well
make it a two way
street.

9. And remember,
• Not all guys are jerks. In
fact, some are really
amazing. If you happen
to meet one of these
rare and fascinating
creatures, don’t
hesitate to give him lots
of sweet, sweet loving if
you’re down with it.