1. David’s Journey Through Time… … The Way I Remember It

2. Let’s start at the beginning…

3. There once was a young man named Earl…

4. Left leg or right leg? One day, Earl went shopping. He needed a couple of shirts, socks, and some pants. He found all of them at a particular store where there was a particular fine lady working behind the counter… He asked her “Would you measure my inseam?”

5. Learning his pant size was 32x30, they quickly got married…

6. Bev was born shortly thereafter. Mom and Dad didn’t have a lot of money, so they had to keep her in a drawer…

7. Three years later, after a painting accident, I was born…

8. Help! No, I’m so happy! I’m so happy! No, I’m so happy! No, I’m so happy! No You Shut Up! Shut Up! Bev and I had such a blast being our parents’ kids…

9. I am not too pleased Baby Brother While vacationing in Florida, Mom and Dad broke the news. Mom was pregnant. Bev was so excited. She always wanted a little brother. I… wasn’t too pleased…

10. I am having a hard time adjusting David is about a month old here, and I was still having a hard time adjusting

11. This could be worse I like him After Dad yelled at me “YOU WILL LIKE YOUR LITTLE BROTHER”, I decided “OK”. I mean, it could be worse…

12. …Mom kept him pretty clean…

13. I think I like him …He liked picnics… This was all going pretty well!

14. Stop following me! …But I soon realized, I couldn’t go anywhere without this kid following me…

15. I couldn’t even get a hug from my Mom without him needing one too!

16. Height Probability of getting away from David I soon discovered the following equation D∆Me=H x ∏

17. Alone at last! So the only way I could get away from this kid was to go up…

18. Look ma, No Hands! Bev and I decided, once David was potty trained, we would make a concerted effort to try to like him

19. Actually, he was turning into a pretty cute kid, and he had a huge variety of interests:

20. He liked music…

21. … loved boats…

22. I think I will have a July wedding so I can tell my family at Hanukah my future wife and I are pregerrs …He always had a loving paternal instinct…

23. When the recession hit in the ‘80s, David really took it hard…

24. He became reclusive

25. David started coming home from hebrew school drunk

26. We constantly found him passed out in his bed

27. “ Far Out Dude” And quite honestly, in junior high, he started experimenting in drugs

28. He started hanging out with some weird friends…

29. And David turned violent

30. I am stunned Mom was stunned by his behavior

31. Look how tough we are Dad and I decided, if he wasn’t going to shape up, we were going to take matters in our own hands

32. But soon, David started reading the Torah, and his life turned around

33. He started doing his homework again

34. He started dating girls

35. He joined the band

36. And he started traveling

37. And, yes, he finally graduated from high school

38. Alone at last! Once David left for college, Mom and Dad didn’t know anything to do other than dance!

39. Now, we knew at a very young age David wanted to be on television

40. Do I have a face for radio? Unfortunately, he was always stuck behind the camera

41. So after graduating college, David went to Houma, La to become a disk jockey playing “Oldies But Goodies”

42. Mom could often be found listening to his doo wap shows

43. Dear Lord, get me a job doing play by play for a winning football team But David could always be seen praying for a better radio career in sports

44. His prayers were finally answered

45. David became the voice of the Nicholls State Colonels

46. Here is a picture of Bev and Dad after David called to say Nicholls would be “really good this year!”

47. These go around my ears? I just don’t get technology! Mom loved sitting beside David while he did his play by play. But she could never understand why she could never hear him?

49. This is my favorite picture of David. He is handsome, has caring eyes, is proud, and intelligent. But best of all, He is my brother…

50. Well they built the Titanic to be one of a kind, but many ships have ruled the seas.They built the Eiffel Tower to stand alone, but they could build another if they please. TajMahal, the pyramids of Egypt, are unique I suppose, but when they built you, brother, they broke the mold.Now the world is filled with many wonders under the passing Sun, and sometimes something comes along and you know it's for sure the only one. The Mona Lisa, the David, the Sistine Chapel, Jesus, Mary, and Joe. And when they built you, brother, they broke the moldWhen they built you, brother, they turned dust into goldWhen they built you, brother, they broke the mold