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Scam as Imposter Takes Lead at Flame Relay.
To be or not to be, that is the
question. This morning at He let out another scream. He
around ten past seven on a was heared to wail « No!! This
windy morning a man was not. was my time to shine, no, that
He was not the real torch stupid man took my place!
holder. Look he’s a fake, an
imposter! »
Whilst the growing crowd was
getting furious at the long wait Everyone turned their heads
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arrived. After deafening chears
and applause the man, still suddenly noticed that his torch
skipping along the patriotic run, was made from wire spray
a scream echoed through the painted gold, and the flame was
town. The moment the chearing just a piece of grubby orange
stopped, a young man ran tissue floating in the wind!
through, holdin a rather similar
torch to the one just past. The crowd saw the funny side.
To be or not to be the real
torch, that was the question.
2. Date today 22/07/12 NEWS
Lyrics
Seagull Street Seagul Street Fish and chips on the sea front
in the cold wind
I’ve been wandering We saw the fake olympic torch
around old Brighton Town and then the real
Down by the sea We hope that we’ll improve
And when there’s rain our English
Jeanette and Jane We hope that we’ll improve
Are still happy our English
Before we go
Fifteen of us in a big blue house Before we go
Fifteen of us in a big blue house Before we go
That we call home On Monday
Now we’re all friends and we get on
Some are shy or confident or just Before we go
discreet Before we go
Before we go
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Fifteen of us in a big blue house
Fifteen of us in a big blue house On Monday
On seagull street
Fifteen of us in a big blue house
That we call home
Flame Faker!
This is the man who stole the glory!,
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A new single has been released today from the the photo - Frank Colin Eva Celine
amazing boy and girl band - “Chockywockyooah” today Estelle Amelie Lou Lucy Astrid
we are exclusively publishing a preview of the inspiring Cecile Olivier William.
lyrics of ‘Seagull Street’. Watch this space for more
news.
3. Date today 22/07/12 NEWS
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something minty). Health - you will be very dynamic.
4. Date today 22/07/12 NEWS
ROYAL MISERY
Royal Interview Day Camp UK News : Hello.
Day Camp UK News : I’m
terribly sorry your Majesty
for the inconvinience.
How are you today your
Majesty ? Anyway, how is
Queen : Well, to be honest Harry : Hey ! Peace out
with you, my day has gone guys ! Hello ladies ! Oh, i’m
terribly. My guards have late. Sorry. Slept in. 6 a.m.
fallen assleep in front of my Ewa : Oh Harry ! I’ve been
palace and my grandson waiting for you all my life !
Harry has come terribly late My lover ! I love you ! You
to this irritating interview. know, I’ve been waiing for
( sorry Grandma ). Oh and him.Oh, he’s gone. Harry !
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my tea is far too cold. Oh Wait for me !
cripes, this weather is Queen : Quickly ! get me
miserable. another.
Some More Horoscopes
Pices
Luck This month you will not be very lucky. You will break something.
Love in one week you will fall in love with someone.
Helath Stop stressing or you will be sick. QuickTimeª et un
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Sagitarious
Luck you will be very lucky and you will find lot’s of money in the street for
The intrepid reporters of the Day Camp News example. Love you will fall in love three times this month with beautiful
conducted an astonishingly open and revealing people. Health You will be healthy this month and you will do a lot of
interview with HM The Queen. sports. The best zodiac sign in the month you have three start in
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5. Date today 22/07/12 NEWS
Last Night In Brighton The Enquiry Queen Jeanette wanted to
be at her best for Sir Gary.
However, nobody was able She was threatening a big
to tell the truth. They must melt down.
have been afraid, he Thanks to the great Colin
thought. The last witness Baget who was able to find
said that the thieves were the secret hide out in Queen
part of a secret order of Gardens (number 21) of the
Pyramid Masons who had Gang, the Crown was
stolen a very important retrieved and the wedding
Jeanette’s crown. could go ahead.
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happily ever after.
the wedding of Queen
Jeanette to Sir Gary Barlow.
This could be your horoscope.
Libra
Love Dont be shy and you will soon find love in a night club. QuickTimeª and a
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Health You will feel very well.
Work You dont work very well because you are dreaming.
During the cold night, while the moon observed from on
Aquarius
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magic wand. When the sun woke up the police
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detective, Det Colin Baget, (the best in the British police Money – unfortunately you are not paid well enough.
force, so clever and witty), started to investigate. He
located a particular place near the Trafalgar Fountain.
6. Date today 22/07/12 NEWS
Bibi’s Bad Day
On Brighton Pier Yesterday morning after inventing
a song and working on a blue
dossier, and eating a sandwich, a
group of French students went
shopping. Lucy, AKA Bibi, bought
two t shirts. Then her group
separated and Bibi went to Sports
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bought a cap. When everyone
went home they all showed what
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they had bought. Bibi then
realized, as her friends presented
their presents that she did not
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have her t shirt. She later
commented “Me, I didn’t have my
T.Shirt. Personally it was a bad
day.”
Another star…
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Capricorn
Love You will fall in love today. This will probably mean you have to
look your best today. Health This will be an amazing day for you,
say hello to energy to and happiness because yo’re lucky planet
will bring you health today. You will also be very intelligent today
The famous rock band Chockywockydoodah visited
and you’ll benefit from it.
Brighton Pier the , the Haunted House, The Walzers Work Today you will have no work and the only thing you need to
and the Helter Skelter and of course… the games do is relax and maybe eat. And dance, and perhaps sing. Actually
machines! Then, they were seen returning to their big take that off the list.
blue house. They said “It was like being little children”.