5. “It occurred to me that he was probably thinking he might never see me again, which
he probably thought every single morning of his entire weekday life as he left for
work, which probably sucked.” p. 139
6. “HAZEL! IT’S YOUR THIRTY-
THIRD HALF BIRTHDAY!”
p. 40
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