Now enrich your vocabulary the egg-way. An absolute egg-ilicious treat for all egg lovers.

8. Crackin’ Egg Puns
• For all punny people and wannabe punny dads, here
are some enlisted holy grail of egg puns.
• Being egg-streme egg fanatics, this list of favourite
funny quips about eggs will certainly scramble a
few egg-noggins and crack many a funny bone.

9. • What’s part of every chicken’s morning routine?
• A strong double-shot egg-spresso.
• When is the best time to eat eggs?
• At the crack of dawn!
• Where is the best place to learn about eggs?
• The hen-cyclopedia!
• What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
• It scrambled!
• Why was the egg late for school?
• He didn’t study for the eggs-am.
• How do chickens stay fit?
• They eggs-ercise!
• Who wrote the book Great Egg-spectations?
• Charles Chickens.
• What did the two eggs say after brunch?
• "Let's hatch a plan for the rest of the day!"
• What does the motivational speaker tell their eggs each morning?
• Stay on the sunny side up.
• Why don’t dinosaurs lay eggs?
• They’re egg-stinct.
• Did you try the digital egg padlock?
• It’s very easy to crack the code.

10. • What did the chef say after an incredible breakfast?
• "That was egg-ceptional!“
• What does a meditating egg say?
• “Ohmmmmmmmlet.”
• I saw an egg behaving really weirdly today.
• He must have been really egg-centric.
• Why did the egg fail its driving test?
• He liked to egg-celerate too much!
• What's an egg's least favorite day of the week?
• Fry-day!
• What’s a hen’s favorite shipping company?
• Federal Egg-spress.
• Why did it take the chicken so long to cross the road?
• There was no eggs-press lane!
• Have you done something different with your hair?
• You look eggs-traordinary!
• Don’t I have the best egg puns?
• I can be a real comedi-hen.
• These eggs are out of this world.
• Like eggs-traterrestial.
• Hello?
• Are you egg-noring me?

11. Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
Inside an eggloo!

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