Not one to chicken out, I jump on the discussion bandwagon with the latest information about eggs.

1. CITY EGGS
&
COUNTRY EGGS
The Difference

2. Confusion
• These days there is a great deal of confusion
around eggs.
1. Free Range
2.Organic
3.Hormone Free
4.Chickenless
• What does it all mean? Anything?

3. In the beginning
• In truth, all eggs are pretty much created equal.
• Any chicken will confirm this.

4. Nature/Nurture
• It is unclear what role genetics plays and what
role the environment plays in how eggs turn out.
• All we do know for sure, and all you really need
to know about eggs, is that there are:
• Country Eggs
• And
• City Eggs

5. Country Eggs
• Can often be found:
Fishing

6. Or, on warm summer days
Tending their vegetable garden

7. City Eggs
• On the other hand
Are out on a drive

8. Or, on warm summer days
Sitting on their decks

9. Country Eggs
Cook out

10. City Eggs
Dine in

11. Country Eggs
Shot and a beer

12. City Eggs
An off label Bourdeaux

13. Both read
You can figure out which is which on your own

14. Country Eggs
Eschew technology
And would have to look eschew up in the dictionary…at the library

15. City Eggs
Tend to be early adopters

16. Country Eggs
Often can be found surrounded by nuts…or maybe it just seems that way

17. City Eggs
Hang out with an older, more refined (and very white) crowd

18. Country Eggs
Love their power tools

19. City Eggs
Love their
power
tools, too

20. Whether Country or City
• All eggs enjoy a good yolk. Honest, open the
fridge right now and tell them one. See what
happens.
• All eggs hate plays on words using their names.
So, stop thinking about using eggsactly, or
eggceptional, or eggstant, or eggstra, or
orcheggstra, or, well you know which ones are in
your head right now.
• All eggs are pretty placid. But, if you work at it
you can piss one off and it will go Humpty on
you. Avoid doing that.

21. In Conclusion
• Now that you know what to look for I am sure
you will spot many additional differences that I
did not have the time to tell you about.
• Remember, you can’t tell just by looking at the
carton.
• Often times country eggs and city eggs occupy
the same egg crate. All this time you’ve been
unaware.
• Think about that over breakfast tomorrow.

22. Where to find more like this
• http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/22768, Invisible
Friends
• http://booksfantastic.wordpress.com/booksfantastic, wordpress
blog
• http://damnaliens.wordpress.com/Damnaliens, wordpress blog
• http://anthologybuilder.com, Anthology Builder. Look up steven
sawicki.
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