As I grow older (and I’m writing about this as though I’m about to turn 27), I’ve hit certain moments in a woman’s life that aren’t often discussed, but at some point, happen to every woman. http://skypenamesharing.blogspot.com/

1. 10 Little Defining Moments In A
Woman’s Life
As I grow older (and I’m writing about this
as though I’m about to turn 27), I’ve hit
certain moments in a woman’s life that
aren’t often discussed, but at some point,
happen to every woman.

2. • 10. …she stops dressing for anyone but
herself.
• 9. …she decides to accept and love her boobs
for what they are — or just uses a push-up
bra and is done with the whole thing.

3. • 8. …she has the balls to turn someone
down, to their face, instead of being polite
and telling them it can’t work “right now.”
• 7. …she says, “screw it” and uses her laptop
as a heating pad, which is probably not
healthy, but again, screw it.

4. • 6. …she stops lying about her age. There are two
moments when she does this: when she’s around 19,
she stops lying about being older, because she thinks it
makes her cool, and when she’s around 27 she stops
lying about being younger, because… she thinks
it makes her cool.
• 5. …she fully embraces her inner “I don’t give a fuck”
lady, the lady who comes to save all us women at some
point. Some are lucky enough to be visited by her early
in life. Some of us don’t meet her until we reach our
30s or beyond. But once she comes, she’s here to stay.
And it’s so freeing.

5. • 4. …she finally stops agonizing over texts and
asking her friends to analyze them with
her, like they’re poring over the Warren
Commission and she’s a second shooter
believer. She realizes now that she no longer
has time for such nonsense.
• 3. …and she reaches the point where if they
don’t text back, she believes it is entirely
their loss, and moves on with her life.

6. • 2. …she doesn’t care if she’s tagged in an
unflattering photo, because what does it
matter, really? She knows she’s hot.
• 1. …she realizes the only type of woman that
she has to be is the woman she already is.