2. A double bill? Well yes because as my readers know all too well by this pointā¦
I CANāT ESCAPE THE PLOT BUNNIES!! Ahem. Yes this is going to be a mini-series
within my Black Widow challenge, so every two chapters, or every two husbands
she kills, there will be another interlude chapter like this. Some elements may end
up crossing over into the main ten chapters as plot is want to do. But this is more of
an introduction to that. Am I going to end up dragging this out until 2021 comes?
Probably. Depends on how much I play and with NaNo starting again next month
this will be a side project to that once it starts. We shall see how December goes if I
finish before New Yearās Eve, yay! If notā¦then definitely before Valentineās Day for
sure. Thatās like five months away and I donāt THINK it will take that long but we
shall see. Anyway, letās get on with things, enough ranting from me.
3. Spooky Day finally comes around and there is nothing spookier than a headless
pilot. I did not get to see my Beloved after I took her latest husband but I wasnāt
going to let that happen again. Spooky Day is the one day of the year that I can be on
the surface without having to take souls back with me.
4. It took my Beloved a little bit to realize it was me, I do approve of the Clockwork
Orange costume she chose though, very sexy. That was a great movie. Iām sure she
looked ridiculous kissing air, but I donāt really care what the others here think.
5. Argus: Well maybe Zack had a pointā¦Debbie certainly is acting oddly happy.
Oh, werewolves, how I loathe them. Somehow like the vampires and fairies they escape my
scythe and it annoys me to no end. One day I will get all the strays who escape me, I never
miss my targets.
6. Itās like all three of them were here just to torment me. I will figure out how you all escape me,
count on it.
Pip: Wait, Param hates Tristan? Since when? What did I miss?
Param: *grr* Vampiresā¦their stench makes my eyes water.
7. The one day of the year I can be up here, and the one time I can appear fully. I want
to share all of that with my Beloved. I canāt wait to show her what true undying love
looks like.
8. Debbie: Promise me? This wonāt be a one time thingā¦I canāt bear the thought of that.
āEvery time you see me, I will be ready. I wonāt leave you. I canāt die, Iām already dead.ā
9. Debbie: Why do you wolves always run in packs? Do I LOOK like helpless prey to you?
Argus: Something is wrong with you, how can you be so upbeat? Where did Samuel go?
Debbie: I wasnāt aware I had to explain every detail of my marriage to you.
10. Argus: Samuel was a valued member of this town, his disappearance IS a big deal to usā¦
Debbie: Careful doggy, you may just end up being neutered against your will if you keep
attacking me like thisā¦
11. Pip: My sign? Wow, I canāt believe you never asked me that before. Iām a Libra, us fairies are
very close to our Earth mother and Libra is an Earth sign.
Debbie: Thatās very interesting, you see my son just turned himself into a fairy, maybe you
can teach him a thing or two about being one.
Pip: Really? Iād love to!
12. Debbie: What about you Dante? Whatās your sign?
Dante: Why?
Debbie: Just curious. No real reason. Also what do you do for a living? I feel like I know so
little about you.
13. Dante: Iām a Scorpio.
Debbie: And what do you do for a living?
Dante: Iām between jobs at the momentā¦Iām looking though.
14. Debbie: *eye twitch* I see, well itās tough out there.
(you poor fool, you donāt know how lucky you got just now)
Dante: Yeah, especially for the UV Adverse like me, I prefer to find night shift jobs.
15. Dante: So, umm, are you new around here? I donāt think Iāve seen you before.
āThatās an understatement.ā
Dante: What?
āNothing. What do you want?ā
17. It seems my Beloved has cast a Love Charm spell on this guy. Or she has an ulterior
motive for sending a vampire to bite meā¦I could not possibly presume to know why.
This fool knows not what he does, Dante would never just go up to someone and
randomly bite them.
18. āThis is more than just a mere taste!ā
Dante: *isnāt listening*
What reason could my Beloved have for sending him to TURN me, I didnāt think I COULD be
turnedā¦
19. Dante: Iām sorry, something just came over me. Are you alright?
āDo I appear to be alright to you?!ā
Dante: Oh no, what did I do?!
20. Dante: I thinkā¦I think I should go now. Iām so sorry. This is one party I wonāt forget.
āWell perhaps now I will understand how these vampires keep eluding me.ā
21. Debbie: Perhaps now Iāll finally have that child with power Iāve always wanted. At
least that worthless bum Dante was good for something. He went up there all on
his own and I certainly didnāt expect him to bite my Beloved. But allās well that
ends well if it gives me the power I want.
22. Debbie: Finally, I have the child with power Iāve always wanted. Welcome to the world
Winter Goth, I see you have inherited your fatherās vampiric powers. Iām so happy about
that. After the Disappointment Child went and thwarted me by becoming immune to my
powers, and those twin mill stones around my neck who werenāt even worth the pain of
pushing them out, I have high hopes for you my son.
23. Debbie: DO NOT fail me, son. I will not tolerate another failure child. Now, how to dispose
of the three Iāve already got, perhaps you have some idea of how to do that? Use those powers
your daddy gave you maybe?
Cab Driver: Just keep driving, ignore the crazy lady talking to the infant, just keep
drivingā¦gods I hope she doesnāt shank me.
24. And we shall end on thisā¦holy crap! I did not expect Danteās bite to work THIS fast, the kid
was barely conceived and already born a vampire. Winter has some strange icy blue eyes,
from somewhere. Debbie has green eyes and so does the Reaper so where did the icy blue come
from? Appropriate name calling him Winter donāt you think? You will see more of Winter in
the next chapter, until then, marvel at my first Sims 3 Reaper Kid. ^_^