2. TONE
WB has a network symbol, too. CBS
has its unblinking eye; NBC its
multicolored peacock. The WB
symbol is a frog. It shows no early
signs of princely aspirations.
3. TONE
Oscar Wilde, the British writer,
defined eternity like this: Two
people and a ham.
6. Tone
The film has everything a
blockbuster should- big history, big
danger, big romance, Leonardo Di
Caprio, big special effects, Leonardo
Di Caprio, the “event” size runing
time, Leonardo Di Caprio, and a
record 3,103 US theaters in which
to weave its considerable spell.
7. Figurative Language
My children love to listen to the
snap, crackle, pop of their Rice
Krispies.
11. Tone
Give me a thousand kisses, then a
hundred,
Then another thousand, then a
second hundred,
Then still another thousand, then a
hundred
Catullus
12. Figurative Language
Before Watergate the realm of
politics was a land of orchards and
sweet-running streams; after
Watergate the realm of politics was
a swamp inhabited by foul and
crawling things.
13. TONE
British Admiral David Beatty had
just watched two of his battle
cruisers explode and disintegrate
under German fire at the Battle of
Jutland, May 31, 1916. Admiral
Beatty then commented: “There
seems to be something wrong with
our bloody ships today!”
16. Figurative Language
“The hundreds of faces staring at
them looked like pale lanterns in
the flickering candlelight.” – Harry
Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
(116).
19. Slanted Language
The problem with kids these days is
they spend too much time in front
of the idiot box.
20. Slanted Language
As the couple left the restaurant,
the man casually reached over the
hostess’ counter to grab a wood
inter-dental stimulator.
21. Slanted Language
My colleague whispered to me in a
department meeting that our boss
was experiencing “domestic
discord”.
22. Slanted Language
The witness could not answer the
question. He could only say,“the
information is on the tip of my
tongue.”
23. Situation: You meet a guy for the first time
Threatening Response: “Hello”
Non-threatening Response: “I am a nun.”
24. Slanted Language
Mr. Magoo’s bad eyesight caused
him to stumble around and bump
into objects. Due to pressure from
the federation (fearing that it might
offend blind people), Disney finally
announced that the new Mr. Magoo
would not be blind, but rather
“visually limited.”
26. Slanted Language
After lying to his wife about working
late at the office, the man returned
home to an empty house. He had
picked up the dry cleaning on the
way home out of guilt. Now as he
hung it in his wife’s closet, he
noticed a new and expensive man’s
sports jacket. He found himself in a
Catch 22.