This is my assignment for Stanford University. I tried to create a new sport with two household items: elastic and markers. Sorry for my bad English :)

2. Oh stop
it, John!
Oh yeah! In What's new
this pink jacket in world of
you’re really sport this
hot, Kamilla week?

3. In the world
among young Really? What
people became sport, John?
popular new
sport!

4. This sounds like
something
They call it unusual..
“elasticbattle”

5. Yes, and they’re Let’s take a
holding the first look at
World elasticbattle
ElasticBattle Cup
this Sunday!

6. It is a competition between the two
athletes, who have to be in overalls with a target
on the chest, in masks and with a special device
with paint.
If you want to train at home you should find
just a couple of markers and two wide pieces
of elastic. Ask your friends to help you with
fastening of elastics to the wall or a tree.

7. To each athlete attached
elastic strap, which limits his
movement. The aim is to
reach the competitor‘s target
and put a spot of paint.
Time is limited. After time judge must
score hits of each athlete. Only those
hits, which do not cross the border of the
target. The winner is the one who scored
more points.

8. Yes, Kamilla! I It looks
hope elasticbattle interesting!
becomes popular
in professional
sport

9. And don’t miss
World
So this is all ElasticBattle
news for Cup this
today. Bye! Sunday! Bye