1. Here’s an interesting conversation.Here’s an interesting conversation.
It’s a little lengthyIt’s a little lengthy
but rather amusing and thoughtbut rather amusing and thought
provoking.provoking.
Happy reading!!Happy reading!!
4. - Called you? I didn't call you. I'm
praying... My Dear Father in Heaven...
* There, you did it again.
5. - Did what?
* Called me.
You said, "My Dear Father in
Heaven." Here I am. What's
on your mind.?
6. - But I didn't mean anything by it. I was just, You know,
saying my prayers for the night. I always say my prayers.
It makes me feel good, kind of like getting my duty done.
* Oh. All Right. Go on.
7. - I'm thankful for my many blessings...
* Hold it. How thankful?
8. - What?
* How thankful are you for
your "Many blessings?"
9. - I'm... well... I don't know. How should I know? It's just
part of the prayer. Everyone always said that I should
express my thanks.
* Oh well. You're welcome.
Go ahead...
11. - Oh yeah. Let's see... bless the poor and the sick and the
needy and the afflicted...
* Do you really mean that?
12. - Well, sure I mean it.
* What are you doing about it?
13. - Doing? Who, me? Nothing. I guess. I just think that it
would be kind of nice if You got control of things down
here like You have up there, so people don't have to
suffer so.
* Have I got control of you?
14. - Well I go to church, I pay my tithe, I don't...
* That isn't what I asked you. What
about your temper? You have a problem
there, and your friends and family suffer.
And then there's the way you spend your
money... all on yourself. And how about
the kinds of books you read?
15. - Stop picking on me. I'm just as good as some of the rest
of those I see every Sunday at church.
* Excuse Me. I thought you were
praying for me to bless the needy. If that
is to happen, I'll have to have help from
the ones who are praying for it... like you.
16. - All right. I guess that I have a few hang-ups, now that
You mention it. I could probably mention some others.
* So could I.
17. - Look, Father. I need to finish up here. This is taking a
lot longer than usual. Bless the missionaries to be led to
the doors of the honest in heart.
* You mean people like Ralph?
19. - "That" Ralph... but he smokes and drinks and never goes
to church.
* Have you ever looked in his heart lately?
20. - Of course not. How can...
* I have. I looked. And it's one of those
honest hearts your were just praying about.
21. - O.K. then, get the missionaries over there. Do you think
I like having a non-member for a neighbor?
* Aren't you supposed to be a missionary?
I thought I made that pretty clear.
22. - Hey, wait a minute. What is this? Criticize "me" day?
Here I am, doing my duty, keeping your commandments
to pray. And all of a sudden you break in and start
reminding me of all my problems.
* Well, you called Me. And here I am.
Keep on praying. I'm interested in this next
part. You haven't changed the order around
have you? ... Go on...
25. - Please forgive me of all my sins... and help me to forgive
others.
* What about Bill?
26. - See. I knew it. I knew you'd bring him up. Listen
Lord, he told lies about me, and I got fired. All my co-
workers think I'm a first class creep, and I didn't do
anything. I'm going to get even with him!
* But your prayers.
What about your prayers?
27. - I didn't mean it.
* Well, at least you're honest. I guess you
enjoy carrying that load of bitterness
around, don't you?
28. - No, I don't. But I'll feel better as soon as I get even.
* Do you want to know a secret?
29. - What secret?
* You won't feel better. You'll feel
worse. Listen to me. You forgive Bill
and I'll forgive you.
30. - But Lord, I can't forgive Bill.
* Then I cannot forgive you.
31. - No matter what?
* No matter what. But you're not
through with your prayer yet. Go on.
32. - Oh all right... please help me to control my feelings and
not yield to temptations.
* Good. Good. I'll do just that. But
you stop putting yourself in all those
places where you can be tempted.
33. - What do you mean by that?
* Quit hanging around the magazine
racks and spending so much time in
front of the tv. Some of that stuff is
going to get to you sooner or later.
You'll find yourself involved in some
terrible things before long... and don't
use me for an escape hatch either.
34. - An escape hatch? I don't understand.
* Sure you do. You've done it lots of
times -- you find yourself in a crisis
situation, then you come running to me.
"Lord, help me out of this mess and I
promise I'll never do it again." It's
amazing how the quality and intensity
of your prayers improve when you are
in trouble. Do you remember some of
those bargains you tried to make with
Me?
35. - Well I don't think... Oh... yeah... like the time Mom's
visiting teacher saw me coming out of that movie about...
Oh brother...
* Do you remember your prayer. I
do. "Oh God. Don't let her tell my
mother where I've been. I promise I'll
go to nothing but "G" rated movies
from now on. She didn't tell your
mother, but you didn't keep your
promise. Did you?
36. - No Lord, I didn't. I'm sorry.
* So am I.
Go ahead and finish your prayer.
37. - Wait a minute. I want to ask you a question. Do you
always listen to my prayers?
* Every word. Every time.
38. - Then how come you never talked back to me before?
* How many chances have you
given me? There's not enough time
between your "Amens" and your head
hitting the pillow for me to draw a
breath. How am I supposed to give an
answer?
39. - You could, if you really wanted to.
* No. I could if *you* really wanted Me to.
Child, I always want to.
40. - Father, I am sorry. Will you forgive me?
* I already have. And thanks for letting
me interrupt. I get lonely to talk to you
sometimes. Good night. I love you.
