1. Document Name · Colonel Sanders and his boys.
Colonel Sanders and his boys
best way to avoid sit-ins and riots is to leave him in the coop.
What is happening there is that a KFC dealer is hoping to convert his chicken into big political chips
that will help him to feather his own nest. If I were the people in that far off tourist destination, there
are a few things I need to know about the Colonel, his boys and his business.
First- Sanders was not a real Colonel and was never in the army where the fighting took place. He liked
being called “Colonel” as part of his self-promotion. When it came to “bigging” up himself he was a
master. Any resemblance to any other chicken colonel in St. Kitts does not contain even a kernel of
truth, corny as that sounds.
What is significant is that the original Colonel had delusions of grandeur which seem to be shared by
the St. Kitts pretender. When he starts to dress up in a white suit and bow tie you better watch out.
Look how he will tuck his head under his wing when the real fighting start and he can’t hide behind an
injunction.
Second- the company changed its name from Kentucky Fried Chicken to KFC because they thought
that the word “Fried” had bad connotations and was increasingly being regarded as unhealthy. So they
kept the initials and changed the company’s name to KFC.
Then they tried to name the company “Kitchen Fresh Chicken” but people were wise to them and
rejected the name. The lesson in this for the people of St Kitts is to watch out for people who will try to
fool you by making you purchase a product which they know is bad for your health and then complain
that the Government is not doing anything about health.
Those who deliberately target children should not be allowed anywhere but inside a chicken coop. You
should feather them alive in a bath of hot water.
Third - on Monday 26th, 2007, the day before news cameras caught 30-50 rats scampering playfully
through a combo KFC/Taco Bell in the West Village, the restaurant passed a New York City Health
inspection. This is something that Kittitians have to wonder about, how many rats are in or from your
KFC? Pretty soon they might end up owning it!
Fourth – On October 28, 2009, cockroaches, mice and flies were found at one of the busiest branches
of Kentucky Fried Chicken in Britain. They are not the only vermin that you find in KFC.

2. Fifth- A report from “contactmusic.com” states that Richard Simmons and the Reverend Al Sharpton
will be in an explosive new anti-KFC commercial about the company’s questionable practices that
amounted to birds being cooped up in tiny spaces and suffering horrific injuries, while others were
cooked alive. Simmons discovered that the KFC chiefs who spoke to him and Sharpton promising to
end the cruelty had lied. KFC big shots lying to people? Why am I not surprised?
Sixth- An article on '10 Promotion Stunts that Backfired' reported, “The allure of the free giveaway is
usually proportional to the popularity of the product. So who wasn't expecting a slew of people
clamoring for free KFC or Pepsi-sponsored Yankees tickets? Surprisingly, KFC and Pepsi. After Oprah
announced a KFC giveaway on her much-watched program, the food chain couldn't keep up with the
lines of customers — which led to sit-ins and riots.” So why should the people of St Kitt’s believe that
Colonel Sanders boy will deliver?
Best way to avoid sit-ins and riots is to leave him in the coop.
Seventh – KFC will do anything for self-promotion up to trying to fool the United Nations. According
to the prestigious UK Telegraph, on October 27, 2009, “a man impersonating the Kentucky Fried
Chicken founder Colonel Sanders managed to dupe his way into the UN headquarters in New York and
shake hands with a senior official.
Dressed in the fast food icon's familiar white suit and black bow tie, the actor evaded tight security to
gain access to the restricted areas of the complex. He even posed for a photograph with Ali Treki, the
new president of the UN General Assembly, before the alarm was raised and he was ejected.
A spokeswoman for Ban Ki-moon, the UN Secretary-General, yesterday said that an investigation had
been launched into the security breach, which was dreamed up by KFC as a promotional stunt.”
People who try to dupe the UN will think it easy to try to fool the people of St Kitts Nevis. They are so
intent on promoting themselves they will tell any lie to get your vote.
The moral of this story is that when Colonel Sanders and his boys come around to your house with
their “foul” tactics and their buckets full of lies, clip their wings and tell them to “Shoo!”
Sage •Sangsters Hill