Sponsored by Sugar Addicts United Author: Sophy West

2. My Father was an unsavory mutt
who ran around with a gang of
mongrels that did nothing but
drink, steal, gamble, and pick
up fast women.
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3. The local gang (and Old
Floozy that broke my
mother’s heart).
I’m now as big as my dad, but I
decided early on that I didn’t want to
be like him…..I wanted to be a decent
Canine Being.
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4. We didn’t have any money for
equipment or uniforms, but we
had sharp teeth, menacing growls
and determination to clean up our
neighborhood.
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5. Even my old man and some of his
buddies were arrested for being
“johns” for “bitches in heat” and
for doing nothing to help support
their countless illegitimate
offspring.
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6. We have decided to have only 2 or 3
puppy litters, but only if we find a human
family capable of comfortably supporting
us. We don’t want to be abandoned in the
woods somewhere, or have to move back
to the slum.
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7. What I Like About Her What She Likes About Me
Only seconds after our first meeting, she said, After only a few minutes of licking each other, I
“Well, are you gonna lick me or not?” said - “Let’s Get it On!!”
She doesn’t mind when I check out I’m almost always in a good mood and I spend
other hot babes and joyfully sniff most of my time with her.
their butts.
She always wags her tail when I come home - I love to cuddle up with her, on a human’s couch
even if I’ve been gone for days. . . . or anywhere else.
She’s Cute!! And, she lets me lick . . . and lick . . Our human foster parents only have one doggy
. and lick her forehead, until a slick mohawk dish and I always let her eat first.
appears.
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8. Our goal is to live in a suburban
neighborhood with porches to sleep
on, big lawns to chase squirrels, and
human children to play with . . .
who’ll sneak us tasty morsels from
their dinner plates.
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9. Sheila loves to eat sweets. I know her
sugar addiction will probably cause
her to get Big and Fat.
But you know what, when that
happens, there’ll just be a lot more
of her to lick and love!
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