A news presentation with amusing titles.

1. Imperial Update
for: ShenshuaiOne
by: Nathan Guannan Zhang
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2. Christ! Chrysler, WTF?!
Chrysler LLC is closing its plants for the rest of the year
starting tonight, 18 Dec 2008 CE, and does not plan to
reopen them until a month has passed (19 Jan 2009 CE).
This is being done to cut costs, they say.
This comes at no worse time, as job seekers expect to find
no work until the recession is over.
If Chrysler cannot reopen its plants, it will have to shut down
its operations for good. This will mean Detroit will lose 100K
jobs, but it will lose more than that. It will also lose basically
its whole economy, which is based on cars.

3. Goldman Sachs is no longer golden...
Partners at Goldman Sachs will be losing 80% of this year's
bonus pay after the company has decided to withold
payment of the bonuses to keep retention levels and
maintain its market share in the broker employment market.
In good times, partners have traditionally made between
$3m and $12m in bonuses, but in bad times, partners have
to take the full hit to allow their lesser workers to remain on
the job.
This year's financial crisis may come particularly hard on the
partners.

4. GoodOS in the Cloud(s)
OS maker GoodOS (http://thinkgos.org) have recently
released a press statement that they are considering
expanding their cloud computing capabilties and bringing
forward possibly a enterprise-grade version of their famous
software, touted all over the web.
GoodOS makes gOS, which can stand for quot;Green Operating
Systemquot; or quot;Good Operating Systemquot; and is particularly
friendly to low-eco-footprint PCs and notebooks.

5. FIREFOX IS DANGEROUS?!?!?!
Mozilla, maker of Firefox, the browser, not the fighter jet,
has released a press statement concerning the safety of its
famous web browser.
There are apparently some security flaws associated with
certain new features of Firefox 3.0.4
These features have since been fixed and the computer that
created this presentation used Firefox and Google Docs to
create this presentation and publish on a Wordpress.com
blog.

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Due to budget cuts and the constant need to innovate and
explore space at low cost to the taxpayer, NASA has
decided not to sell its stock of launch vehicles to Russia or
China but to instead donate FREE SPACE SHUTTLES to
various museums, educational institutions, and research
facilities to help aid the development of a new reusable
space vehicle.
The new vehicle is supposed to be able to sustain long-term
interplanetary flight, such as that to the Jovian or Saturnian
systems.
Yes, if you are a college or university, you can GET A
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