Monkigras Talk - Dante on Deciding What to Build
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- 1. @shanley
- 4. Deceit and trickery Three-headed reptile/beast/humany thing Demons whipped by demons whipping humans Lake of boiling pitch Various diseases Fraud
- 5. ROADMAPS
- 6. Anything with both a timeline and features.
- 7. The answer canât be âI donât know.â
- 8. But thatâs the only answer that isnât a lie.
- 9. Erosion of trust between engineering and the rest of the business
- 10. Death march to meet release dates
- 13. Huge waste of everyoneâs times
- 14. Inconstancy
- 15. Inconstancy: A Sphere of Heaven
- 16. Get rid of roadmaps
- 18. Make a document called âwhat we are working areâ and give everyone edit access
- 19. Change the document when things change
- 20. Each person is responsible for the expectations they set
- 22. Two teams They fight each other Endlessly While carrying heavy weights Unresponsive Greed
- 23. You and your team arenât going to accomplish what you think you are
- 24. You will do more things poorly
- 25. You will complete less things
- 26. You will do easy things instead of important things
- 27. The Wise
- 28. Take what you think you can do Divide by 4
- 29. Take the time you think youâll do it in Times by 2
- 30. Make a list of what is important Make a list of what youâre doing Compare
- 31. Start with the important stuff
- 32. You will never do the things that arenât important
- 34. Gigantic worm Vast vile slush produced by ceaseless foul Icy rain on top of everything Sightless and heedless of neighbors Gluttony
- 35. We have so many tools!
- 36. Look we even built our own tool!
- 37. We have to use lots of tools because nothing is perfect for us
- 38. We have to use lots of tools because subtle feature differences profoundly affect the way we work
- 39. We have to keep switching tools until we find something that works
- 41. The tools arenât the problem You are
- 42. Get rid of all your tools
- 43. BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR BUG TRACKING SYSTEM IMPLEMENTED ACROSS 3 DIFFERENT TOOLS
- 44. Let the fear take you Delete it all
- 46. Not that bad, actually Green fields Thereâs even a castle âInactiveâ sins Canât attain better world Limbo
- 47. The state of being somewhere OK but you canât get anywhere better
- 48. Technical debt
- 49. Justice
- 50. Letâs get really real about culture
- 51. I literally donât care what kind of furniture you have
- 52. Culture is about what is more important than other things
- 53. Culture picks between alternate good things
- 55. Technical debt is a cultural problem
- 62. Swamp-like river Styx Wrathful fight each other Sullen lie beneath the water Thereâs also a marsh Anger
- 64. Not every opinion makes it
- 66. Loss of faith in the product
- 67. Earthly Love
- 68. Create a culture where itâs safe to talk about the product
- 69. Not everything counts as a feature request
- 70. Answer âwhyâ
- 72. Feedback loop
- 73. Team exercises
- 74. Extend trust to people in your company who arenât engineers or developers