1. Your BadAss Assistant Presents:

2. 12 REASONS TO HIRE ME!

3. Reason >1 I’m accountable for my actions.

4. Reason >2 Profits Soar When I’m around.

5. Reason >3 I have AMAZING communication skills.

6. Reason >4 I have PRIDE… Just not in your face with it.

7. Reason >5 I’m balanced.

8. Reason >6 I want a solid career before 1,200 Rocket Scientists are laid off.

9. Reason >7 I love to be Challenged..... daily.

10. Reason >8 I can share fresh goods from Heart of the City Farmers’ Market with the office every Wednesday and Monday mornings!

11. Reason >9 I Kick Ass in local scavenger hunts and games of tag and paintball and pub crawls and ghost hunts on Alcatraz and…..

12. Reason >10

13. Reason >11 YOU need a badass on the team

14. I just completed my first powerpoint presentation on my own!!! Reason >12