3. What the..? Eminem? What are you doing here?!
Eminem: “I can’t believe you forgot I was hosting the ‘previously’ part of the show
today!”
I don’t remember us talking about it…
Eminem: “Check your diary!”
Fine! Fine! But it won’t be in here!
4. July 25th
Do not forget:
Eminem hosting ‘previously’
section of the show.
SHOPPING:
Eggs
Butter
Milk
Bread
Chocolate
Oh,,, silly me, you’re right…
5. Eminem: “Told you.. Anyway.
Previously Erin married Rainer and had 2 children, Christian (named after Christian
Siriano) and Tyra (named after Tyra Banks)
When we last left the family Tyra had just been born.”
Thanks Eminem,, but because I forgot you were coming today, I can’t pay you…
Eminem: “See you in court then ”
Wouldn’t my pool party on the 2nd be sooner?
Eminem: “Okay then see you then ”
I really hope I don’t get done for copyright or something..
But Eminem would see the funny side I’m sure
(Please don’t sue meee!! )
7. … Sucking his thumb?!
Well, no, he isn’t… but it looked like it from afar.
8. This is little Tyra as a toddler.
So far she looks… interesting.
9. Currently the family is in a terrible condition. 2 kids at once is making me want to go to
jail for not being able to pay Eminem , because let’s face it, I’d rather get my face
smashed in at prison then have 2 screaming kids and 2 incompetent parents to control.
This is the first time Rainer has ever cleaned, and he’s not even doing it for the family’s
benefit, that’s extra work he had to bring home…
10. Now who could that be
interrupting what was a smooth
series of events?!
11. What?! 50 cent and 2 ominous looking guests?!
50: “Yo, where’s Eminem’s money?!”
Well, I couldn’t pay him, and I can’t pay you either so if you’re gonna charge for this
visit I suggest you go. (Now preferably… please)
50: “But can’t I stay and introduce my friends? Pain and Gain? You can’t have Pain
without Gain, they’re inseparable.”
Please, don’t introduce them, they’ll have to be paid too!
12. 50 Cent was going to charge and so he promptly left, along with Mr Pain and Mr Gain.
Christian was quite upset that they wouldn’t be staying for cake after he grew up.
I totally would be too. I mean it’s not like 50 cent and 2 of his friends show up on your
doorstep is it?!
13. I’m sorry if the real Christian Siriano is reading and he’s just had a heart attack at how
terribly the child-named-after-him dresses.
I mean LOOK AT THESE SHOES
LK!!! Ghastly,, ghastly, ghastly!
14. Rainer: “Hi viewer, enjoying the legacy so far? That’s jolly spiffing news but right now
I’m incredibly tired and filthy and cold wearing nothing but my sous-vêtements, for you
see, I was practicing my cooking at work today and set the kitchen on fire!
The fire burnt all my clothes off but didn’t even burn a hole in my pants.
What great luck ”
Great luck for the viewers of course
15. So far the shack is too small to accommodate everyone comfortably.
So every night before he goes to sleep Christian’s bed is moved from the lawn to the
kitchen.
Those who are concerned with child welfare - he is ok and I assure you it won’t last for
long.
*waits for death threat emails*
16. Aahh, this photo makes me look even worse, I can assure you he’s only a little nauseous
after eating spoiled birthday cake.
Controller-Susan forgot that it had been in the fridge since before Tyra was born.
***
This doesn’t make me look any better does it??
17. But look at this!
The family now has a house big enough for everyone to live in!
So please don’t hate me for what seems like neglect towards Christian,, I really do try.
Promise
*uncrosses fingers*
18. Erin: *grumble grumble* “Getting myself mucky for work! I’m a neat sim I tell ya!”
*rummages for filth about her neighbours*
19. Erin: “Can I please stop now?!”
No.
You need to do this report for work and if you don’t find any news in this can you’ll walk
the streets of riverview until you do find something.
Erin: “What?! It’s getting dark!”
That’s good, people are less likely to see you.
20. The next day is Erin’s birthday and Rainer had an opportunity from work to eat at the
bistro with a companion to improve his job performance so dumping the kids with a
baby sitter (and I pray another one of Eminem’s friends doesn’t come knocking when
the only competent adult is out) Rainer takes Erin out for lunch.
Afterwards, they were going to watch a movie but I forgot Rainer had to work so
without saying goodbye after eating he just sprinted inside and began his shift.
21. But this meant Erin could do some field research and started befriending and
interviewing this woman, who’s name I forget, before going home to write a report
about her.
22. D’Oh!
Oh well, I don’t think she’ll get far, she’s a stupid burglar.
23. My reasoning, dear viewer, to her being an idiot is that she could rob this beautiful
house here..
27. J.T: “Hey! Any chance I could help, like save the day and get on the news or
something?”
Ermm, yes,, You can help by leaving.
J.T: “Do you really think the viewers would like such a shallow ending to this scene?!”
Yes, yes I do.
28. Back to being robbed!
Erin: *flail* “Oh my!” *flail* *flail* “My damned…” *flail* “She totally stole..” *Flail*
*Fish lips* *Flail* “Totally took the toilet and stereo!!” *flail* *Flail*
29. Cute Police Officer: “Ma’am, please calm down, I’m just going to wrestle this woman
down to the ground where she shall be arrested and then you can get your goods back,
ok?” *Is totally confused*
Burglar: “Stupid poor homeowner making a fool of herself!” *Is totally unimpressed*
30. Everything was returned and then it was time for Christian’s birthday. So there was a
small gathering of primarily Erin’s friends.
31. Well, seeing as I don’t remember this woman’s name (I think it was Lydia or Laura or
something) until next update she’ll be known as Pearl (since definitely remember her
last name being Pearl).
Well anyway this was all Pearl did throughout the party, that and hold her stomach and
nearly throw up all over the shag flooring.
32. According to the newspaper, before the party yesterday she married George Dean and
so she was pregnant, what a lovely occasion.
Erin looks so happy for her friend.
I’m sorry but that’s it for now. I know this hasn’t been all that great and full of comedy.
Blame the celebrities and also that I’m also busy packing for my trip to France this
summer. (But blame the celebrities more!)
Peace! (and luuurrrveeee baby!)
33. Snoop Dogg: “What?! You were gonna end the show without featuring me?!”
Yes actually, and my conscience would still be 100% clear.
34. Eminem as featured in his video – Without Me
50 Cent worked with Eminem in Crack a Bottle – Photo of 50 cent from – In Da Club
Justin Timberlake worked with 50 Cent in Ayo Technology – Photo of J.T. from – Cry Me
A River
Snoop Dogg worked with J.T. in Signs – Photo of Snoop Dogg from – Drop It Like It’s Hot
So you see – There’s a very meaningful connection too! :D And you learnt something
about my music tastes as well I guess.
Thanks for reading!
Tune in next time when I’ll have a restraining order on celebrities…
Promise ;D
