script

1. INT. VINNE’S HOUSE. DAY
VINNIE enters shot and sits down and looks up at camera and
throws his hands up.
VINNIE
Do i need introduction?
It is me vinnie petral,
of course, is that good?
INT. MOVIE SET. DAY
VINNIE stands facing wall then turning dramatically and takes
off sunglasses
VINNIE
I am...Vinnie petral!
INT. VINNIE’S HOUSE. DAY
VINNIE
I have been acting since i was very little,
From around the age of three months and then went on
To feature in the french version of rambo which was much
Better because of me of course
VINNIE
Some may say i am one of the greatest
Actors to ever live, some may not, those i do not like
VINNIE slumps slightly into chair and looks uncomfortable
VINNIE
What happened?
I dont know what youre talking about You make stuff up, its not
very nice you need to know is that...sometimes
Things go wrong.
VINNIE
I have decided to stop acting to pursue my passion you see
EXT. STREET. DAY

2. VINNIE standing next to bike in uniform on the side of the
street smiling.
VINNIE
You like eh?
INT. VINNIE’S HOUSE. DAY
VINNIE sitting in interview spot
VINNIE
I have always wanted to deliver packages i see it as a way to
give back to my fans. It also pays fairly well since i have
decided to not take part in films but I must wear this disguise
so I don’t get noticed because I’m so famous
EXT. STREET. DAY
VINNIE
Today is a relax day, i only have one package so we do this one
quickly so i get the money fast
VINNIE struggling to get on Scooter and start to ride it. He
falls off but tries to play it cool by smiling.
VINNIE
Ok you can turn camera off now
EXT. receivers house. DAY
VINNIE
We have made it fast, im quite good on the scooter you see
VINNIE knocks on door and package receiver opens the door Vinnie
looks back at camera smiling
This package is for you
Parcel receiver
Right, thank you

3. Parcel receiver looks up at Vinnie suspiciously
PARCEL RECEIVER
You look familiar
VINNIE smirks at the camera
vinnie hands it over and the receiver opens the package opening
a vinnie petral dvd, VINNIE looks shocked as he sees the dvd and
rips off his disguise.
VINNIE
It is me Vinnie Petral, it is great to meet a big fan, come
let’s take a picture
VINNIE forces himself into the PARCEL RECEIVERS house and pulls
phone out to take selfie
PARCEL Receiver awkwardly looks at camera as Vinnie takes
picture
INT. VINNIE’S HOUSE. DAY
vinnie throws his hands up and happiness and walks out with
smile
VINNIE
(smiling)
You see everyone loves me