Top 10 Barftastic Food Trucks

1. Top 10 Barftastic Food Trucks
For on-the-go foodies who need a culinary fix that is fast, fancified and
frugal, the food truck has to be one of the best epicurean advancements of
the 21st century – a roving gastronomic gourmet sensation on wheels
where you can enjoy a mobile sampling of tasty food infusions, usually for
under $10 a pop. From bbq brisket salami sliders to choco tacos, not all
food truck fare is created equal. Here are the top 10 worst gut truck
offerings that leave a bad taste in our mouths.
By: NobleWorks Cards

2. Placentanini
Combine the nutrients of a placenta with
the tastiness of a hand-pressed panini and
what do you get?
A meal fit for an afterbirth brunch.
Personally, we’d rather eat baby poop.

3. Jerk Off Chicken
No one does jerk chicken better than
Jamaicans. Add a horny teenage short-order
cook and a few issues of Juggs
magazine, and you get a not-so-savory
topping on the side.

4. Srirachabon
Cinnamon buns, only hotter. Take the
World Famous cinnamon rolls, slash the
cinnamon, and replace with a hit of this
super spicy Thai sauce. Instead of
adding it to your spring rolls, swirl it in
your pastry rolls, then grab a couple of
toilet paper rolls as you head for the
srirachajohn.

5. The Matzo Ball Bus
Oh vey. Mobile matzo balls and
blintzes may sound delightful, but
would you really want to eat gefilte
fish off of a food truck? That's not
kosher. We’re kvetching just
thinking about it.

6. The Little Wiener
When shelling out 8 bucks and up for
lunch, we deserve more than tiny,
unsatisfying pigs in blankets and
penis-shaped cake pops. We like our
wieners big, although they might
make a killing at bachelorette parties
and same-sex male weddings.

7. Bronutmobile
Some swear that everything is better
with bacon, but we beg to differ. The
world may run on Dunkin’, but the
world gets the runs from bacon-covered
donuts.

8. Poptartwich Place
Swap two slices of bread for two Pop
Tarts slathered with mayo and your
choice of ground beef and/or fine deli
meat filling for this sloppy joe/toaster
strudel inspired sandwich. Pop Tarts,
they’re not just for breakfast anymore.

9. Mac & Cheesecake Factory
This Atkins-unfriendly concoction
consists of cheddar cheesecake with a
layer of elbow macaroni in the center.
Top it with breadcrumbs and a graham
cracker crust to create the quintessential
salty/sweet confection for carbivores
who enjoy eating their feelings. 5,000
Weight Watchers points.

10. The Mashed Potatorade Stand
Think a good old-fashioned lemonade
stand, only with Red Bull-like, potato-based
beverages. If the idea of
potato-themed energy drinks sounds
unsavory to you, just imagine them
with your choice of gravy, bacon bits
and/or chive toppings. This spud is not
for you.

11. The Haggis Hut
This delicacy from Scotland is defined as a
savory pudding containing a sheep's heart,
liver and lungs, minced with stock and
spices, traditionally encased in the animal's
stomach. Little Bo Beep has lost her sheep,
and we have lost our lunches.

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