When you create a sales deck or brochure the chances are, you may have used template design elements that have absolutely no relevance to your brand. Here is a crazy idea for solving Microsoft PowerPoint and Apple Keynote template issue. Introducing THE DICK & TIT KIT© Follow Onset Brand for more flipping blabber.

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2. Anyone and
everyone can
be creative.
Only...
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3. When creating a sales
deck or brochure the
chances are, you may
have used template
design elements that
have absolutely no
relevance to your brand.
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4. Business name
Text here
Such as the wonky swoosh
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5. Or the stiff line
Business name
Text here
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6. These static and unnatural
design elements have no
purpose, looks bland, lacks
personality and shows no
characteristic about who
you are as a brand.
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7. They are as pointless as
using generic buzz words like
'COLLABORATIVE' or 'INNOVATIVE'
in large and bold text.
WE´RE
INNOVATIVE
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8. Or as stupid as using a stock
image to illustrate teamwork.
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9. Or as dangerously stupid as
using white 3D figure men
shows a lack of diversity.
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10. Stupid creativity sets a
negative impact on your
brand when presenting
to a board or pitching
for new business.
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11. To overcome the
issue, I have come
up with a cunning
solution to the typical
swoosh and line.
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12. INTRODUCING
THE DICK&TIT KIT©
These two design element may not
be on-brand for most companies, but
are different and add an extra layer of
creativity and dynamics for every use.
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13. Flexible to tell a story.
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14. Works in many positions.
Go the extra mile Ÿ Bullet point
Ÿ Bullet point
Ÿ Bullet point
Ÿ Bullet point
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15. or mix it up a little for an extra pop
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16. An alternative option is
to hire a designer who
can define your brand
and create design
elements that form
part of your narrative
and adds meaning.
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