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You said you'd be home at 7:00.
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Go sleep on the bed.
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
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I will never have enough money
to go to San Diego.
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Oh, maybe next year.
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But how many next years
do I have left?
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Leave me.
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I have no patience
for buyers, sellers,
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or parking meter
quarter needers.
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I didn't drag this wagon
full of garbage
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to be yelled at
by a talking circle!
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Ouch. Yes. Well, touché.
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Listen up, super size.
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I want to get rid
of Seymour's toys
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before he turns 60.
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Oh, let's see, nothing of value,
nothing of val...
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Wait a minute.
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Oh, my God, this is why I nerd.
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Yes! An original
Radioactive Man doll.
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Hmm, mint in box too.
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Yes, I may have occasionally
seen one of these.
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In my dreams!
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Yes, excuse me
just for one moment.
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I might make money!
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Hulk smash! Hulk smash!
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Three, two, sold!
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At last, I can afford
a trip to Comicalooza.
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Oh, but not enough money
for my wife.
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Oh, what luck.
And the first chance to wear
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my Doctor Octopus costume
since my uncle's funeral.
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It is happening!
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Do you still have it?
Do you?
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I'm afraid not.
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It's on its way
to a lucky collector
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who will enjoy not opening it.
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- So sorry.
- Damn you, Mother.
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I haven't been
this angry with you
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since you enlisted me
in the Marines.
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Your draft number was too high.
The suspense was killing me.
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Who's the new guy?
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A saxophone.
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I wouldn't kick him
out of the library
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for ignoring my shush.
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Could he be any cooler?
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Oh, I'm gushing in the key of
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E...!
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Okay, don't gaze at his eyes.
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5. Don't stare at his smile.
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Don't talk out loud.
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You know, I can hear you.
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Settle, children, settle.
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First, we have
a new band member.
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Blake, raise your hand.
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Second, we're having
a chair challenge tomorrow.
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Lisa Simpson will be playing
to retain her seat.
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Your challenger is Blake.
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Full disclosure,
I'm pretty good.
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Well, I'm happy, 'cause
whether I beat you or not,
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I'll get to sit next to you.
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Stop with the blue eyes,
6. will you?
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Less meet-cute, more toot-toot.
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Great. Now, keep playing.
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I have a very important meeting
in the instrument closet.
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CBD gummies, take me away.
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You come to me on the hay
of my daughter's bedding
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and make me an ostrich
I can't refuse.
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Who are you?
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I'm Phil,
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filling in for Comic Book Guy.
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Also known as
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the Snark Knight
and Mean Lantern.
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Stop being weird.
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I'm not being weird.
I'm a voice-over artist.
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I do voices for
your favorite cartoons.
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Like Itchy the mouse.
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I never dreamed
real people did those voices.
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I'm a little embarrassed
to say this,
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but I do voices too.
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- Like who?
- Like this kid Nelson.
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You don't know him,
but he's all...
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Haw-haw,
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and, smell you later.
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Haw-haw!
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Smell you later.
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Hey, you're pretty good.
87
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And I do an awesome
Todd Flanders,
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but it's not worth
meeting Todd Flanders.
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- Do some more.
- Well, how about...
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that guy from
Back to the Future.
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Kid, we've got to help
your parents have sex.
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- Do another.
- All right.
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I'll do Michael bloody Caine,
if you don't mind.
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If you want to live
in my cider house,
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there are some rules!
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Wow, if I knew who that was,
I would be even more impressed.
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Do you ever worry
that Lisa tries too hard
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and Bart doesn't try enough?
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Marge, you know our deal.
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We don't mention the kids
after 7:00.
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Where is Bart anyway?
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He should have been home by now.
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Can you call him?
I've got to get started
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on second dinner.
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Boy, where are you?
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I'm hanging with a stranger.
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He's got so many
different personalities.
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Oh, will you be home
before dark, yes or no?
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10. What am I, a Magic 8-Ball?
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Sounds great.
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Looks like all of us
are living the dream.
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Folks, we'll be landing
in San Diego soon.
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On the right side you can see
the Pacific Ocean,
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and on the left, I think
there's Superman flying
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right behind us.
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Oh, don't patronize us, please.
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- Working on questions to ask at the panels?
- Yes.
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Well, I've been going since '75.
Seen it all.
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Adam West in shorts, a line
to meet Brendan Fraser.
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But you know the most amazing
thing I ever saw?
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- What?
- Once, a guy asked a question so good,
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he got a job with Marvel
on the spot.
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Ooh, me write for Marvel?
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Be a part of the committee
that would decide
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the fate of the Avengers?
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Then people like me
could make fun of me.
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But those ain't gonna
cut it, fanboy.
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Then I will write
the best question ever.
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Was he real or...
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Of course I'm real,
and a real person
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should never be booked
between you and this guy.
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12. I am Groot.
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Kosher meal for Steve Fishbein.
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I am Steve Fishbein.
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Comicalooza, even more glorious
than I dreamed.
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I should not have done that.
Very stupid.
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Every man a Batman,
every woman a Harley Quinn.
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The chance to rub elbows
with the who's who of Dr. Who.
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And to ride an escalator
next to Ant-Man Paul Rudd!
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You are Ant-Man Paul Rudd.
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Oh, God, I hate my
approachable everyman looks.
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Yes, a question, please,
from someone who is
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still willing to become a fan.
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If you had access
to an Avengers-style
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quantum time loop,
would you go back in time
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and not be in
Dinner for Schmucks?
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Activate VIP pass.
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For two seconds I saw
inside the VIP room.
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I saw Jon Favreau
sniffing hummus
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to see if it was still good.
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Time for a celebratory pretzel.
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Rib-it, rib-it.
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Who are you?
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Boba Fett on a job interview.
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Well, begone. I'm writing
the perfect panel question.
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Get out of here.
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, I have it.
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I will work for Marvel,
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and they will finally
be successful.
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Hey, good question.
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Thank you, Professor X.
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I'm not Professor X.
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I am just a bald man
in a wheelchair
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searching for his child.
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- Hey, Lisa.
- Oh, hey, Blake.
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This is where I eat
when I want to be alone.
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I don't want
to be alone, though.
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Want to share wasabi peas?
They're really dry.
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Are you a veggie?
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- Yes, I am.
- Me too.
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This is a BLT,
bread, lettuce and tomato.
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Hey, quit talking
to my girlfriend.
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I am not your girlfriend.
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Right, right.
We're focused on
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career days and homework
right now.
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- But love has a way of...
- Get away from me.
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Oh, my God, Lisa,
we've become my parents.
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Well, I just wanted to
wish you good luck and...
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16. Ah, my favorite sound, silence.
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See ya.
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Okay, a little bigger
than I thought.
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Oh, boy, it's like
Burning Man for nerds, although
183
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to be fair, Burning Man is also
Burning Man for nerds.
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Man, there's a lot of nerds.
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Hello, Hall H.
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Let's let out a roar
they can hear in Asgard.
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Question, isn't sound
to Asgard blocked
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by the vacuum of space?
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Actually, sound is transmitted
by Yggdrasil,
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the tree that connects the
nine worlds of the cosmos.
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But transmission doesn't
come into it.
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This has never not been true.
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Have you ever read Thor?
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Wha... What?
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We have some of the greatest
creators in the industry here.
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Daniel Kim, Zoe Burwell,
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and David Z. Cohen!
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God!
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I've been blocked on Twitter
by all of them.
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And now it's time for...
audience questions.
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Yes. Third position.
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Time to prepare.
And just two steps to the mic.
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It's perfect.
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I'd like to ask,
how would someone like me
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get someone like you
to look at my work?
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I'll look at your work.
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Actually, I don't...
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I don't have any work, per se.
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Next.
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Closer to me. Closer to me.
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Isn't it true
that Superman represented
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the subconscious desire
of creators Jerry Siegel
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and Joe Shuster to defeat
the Nazi menace in 1938?
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I have never heard
a question that good.
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Oh, yes, yes, good question.
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And I believe the answer
is a-doy.
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And now for the query
that will blow them away.
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Where's my question?
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Did I use it as a napkin?
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No, I never use a napkin.
Where is it?
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Next!
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Yes, my question is...
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Okay, I forgot my question.
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Worst question ever.
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No!
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Welcome to Marvel.
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No.
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We could offer you a job at DC.
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Yes, hard pass.
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Just when I thought this
day could not get any worse.
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Okay, the day you've been
waiting for, chair challenges.
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We begin with Ralph
challenging for first triangle.
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I'm halfway through.
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Once again, first triangle
will be an empty chair.
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The better chair won.
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Now, for first saxophone,
Lisa Simpson.
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Hey, vegetarian,
I soaked your reed
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in hot dog water.
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Terrible. Blake?
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Terrible, but better.
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You're first chair.
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You were playing me
the whole time.
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Don't you walk away from me.
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Well, very soon,
I will outplay you,
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my blues will be blue-ier,
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my Baker Street
will be more baked,
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and I will get my chair back.
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It may not be today,
or tomorrow,
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because tomorrow
we have a field trip,
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or two days after that
because that's...
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that's no school,
but on the 11th.
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Yeah, the 11th,
it's mine, buddy.
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That's the science fair.
254
00:13:21,483 --> 00:13:23,441
Thanks for reminding me!
255
00:13:26,444 --> 00:13:29,273
Okay, audition for King
of Cookie Castle, take one.
256
00:13:29,447 --> 00:13:31,841
Okay, you got this, Phil.
Book it, book it good.
257
00:13:32,015 --> 00:13:34,365
- We ready?
- Off with their heads.
258
00:13:34,539 --> 00:13:35,976
Off with their feet.
259
00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:39,022
Grind the rest
into a sugary treat.
260
00:13:39,196 --> 00:13:41,329
Beautiful, you got the part.
261
00:13:41,503 --> 00:13:43,810
Beautiful, you got the fart.
262
00:13:43,984 --> 00:13:46,203
Hey, the kid's not bad.
263
00:13:46,377 --> 00:13:47,988
We might have
a part for him too.
23. 264
00:13:48,162 --> 00:13:51,339
And if he improvises like that,
I can fire the writers.
265
00:13:51,513 --> 00:13:52,949
Read this, kid.
266
00:13:53,994 --> 00:13:55,865
Eat my tights.
267
00:13:56,039 --> 00:13:57,519
You're hired.
268
00:13:57,693 --> 00:14:00,522
Who knew it was so easy
to become a working actor?
269
00:14:02,393 --> 00:14:04,874
Okay, everyone say one thing
they did today.
270
00:14:05,048 --> 00:14:06,223
I'll start.
271
00:14:06,397 --> 00:14:08,312
I lost my half-cup
measuring cup,
272
00:14:08,486 --> 00:14:09,879
so I used two quarter cups.
273
00:14:10,053 --> 00:14:11,707
Crisis averted.
274
00:14:11,881 --> 00:14:13,990
I booked a voice-over job,
and the show airs tomorrow.
275
00:14:14,014 --> 00:14:16,016
I thought animation
took nine months.
24. 276
00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:18,496
No, you can do any cartoon
in a day.
277
00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:21,543
Anyone who takes longer is just
trying to bleed the studio dry.
278
00:14:21,717 --> 00:14:23,980
And this is what
they're paying me.
279
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:25,721
That's baloney.
280
00:14:25,895 --> 00:14:27,810
Anybody could fake
a check from...
281
00:14:27,984 --> 00:14:30,160
Warner Bros. Animation.
282
00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:31,901
No, it's legit.
283
00:14:32,075 --> 00:14:34,861
I made more in a minute
than you do in a month, fatso.
284
00:14:35,035 --> 00:14:36,776
Why, you little...
285
00:14:36,950 --> 00:14:38,647
Keep your hands
off the moneymaker.
286
00:14:38,821 --> 00:14:40,059
And don't look me in the voice.
287
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:43,434
Lisa, how was your day?
25. 288
00:14:43,608 --> 00:14:45,872
Well, my life is in ruin,
289
00:14:46,046 --> 00:14:48,875
and I'm trying to think of some
possible plan to rescue myself.
290
00:14:49,049 --> 00:14:50,441
Plans are fine,
291
00:14:50,615 --> 00:14:53,357
but never underestimate
the power of giving up.
292
00:14:53,531 --> 00:14:57,100
Because if you think about it,
see, spontan...
293
00:14:57,274 --> 00:14:58,754
Forget it.
294
00:14:58,928 --> 00:15:01,409
Coming up, Cookie Castle,
295
00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:03,585
introducing Bart Simpson.
296
00:15:03,759 --> 00:15:06,240
Oh, I still think
we all could have fit.
297
00:15:06,414 --> 00:15:07,719
Now get a good look.
298
00:15:07,894 --> 00:15:09,678
This is your last chance
to see normal Bart
299
00:15:09,852 --> 00:15:12,463
before I become a star.
26. 300
00:15:12,637 --> 00:15:15,249
Then I'll be the guy who sells
you out with a tell-all book.
301
00:15:15,423 --> 00:15:16,903
Boo-yeah.
302
00:15:23,561 --> 00:15:24,954
Yeah, go, Bart.
303
00:15:25,128 --> 00:15:27,783
You got the "and" credit.
304
00:15:27,957 --> 00:15:31,961
I negotiated that, in lieu
of having a teacher on set. Bam.
305
00:15:35,922 --> 00:15:40,100
I kneel before you, Jules.
306
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:41,928
Rise, sir knight,
307
00:15:42,102 --> 00:15:45,061
and kiss the gentle hand
of your sovereign.
308
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:46,628
You play a girl?
309
00:15:46,802 --> 00:15:47,977
Come on.
310
00:15:48,151 --> 00:15:50,414
They didn't tell me that.
311
00:15:50,588 --> 00:15:52,677
My place is in the scullery.
312
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:56,812
I thought "scullery"
27. was where they kept the skulls.
313
00:15:56,986 --> 00:16:00,337
Bart plays a girl,
Bart plays a girl.
314
00:16:00,511 --> 00:16:02,949
And his accent's inconsistent.
315
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,793
Bart?
316
00:16:21,968 --> 00:16:22,969
Go away.
317
00:16:23,143 --> 00:16:25,232
No, I'm not gonna tease you.
318
00:16:25,406 --> 00:16:28,322
I'm proud that my brother isn't
bound by gender stereotypes
319
00:16:28,496 --> 00:16:30,977
or heteronormative thinking.
320
00:16:31,151 --> 00:16:33,370
I hate the way
your generation talks.
321
00:16:33,544 --> 00:16:35,198
I have something to tell you.
322
00:16:35,372 --> 00:16:37,984
Oh, don't tell me I'm nominated
for an Annie Award.
323
00:16:38,158 --> 00:16:41,161
- Those things are worthless.
- Much more important.
324
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,554
For my problem,
28. there's no answer.
325
00:16:43,728 --> 00:16:47,384
But what you're doing is brave,
and it's a little dangerous,
326
00:16:47,558 --> 00:16:48,777
and you should be proud.
327
00:16:48,951 --> 00:16:49,951
Really?
328
00:16:50,039 --> 00:16:51,693
That's right, my friend.
329
00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:54,565
You should walk into school
with your head held high.
330
00:16:54,739 --> 00:16:56,741
All right, I will.
331
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:59,179
Hey, everyone,
I'm Princess Jules
332
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,050
and I'm proud.
333
00:17:01,224 --> 00:17:02,486
One question.
334
00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:05,315
Do you identify
as him or her?
335
00:17:05,489 --> 00:17:07,013
- Him.
- Get him!
336
00:17:11,539 --> 00:17:14,934
You're not
29. gonna yell at me?
337
00:17:15,108 --> 00:17:18,372
No. I have lost my will
to berate.
338
00:17:18,546 --> 00:17:19,982
I'm sorry.
339
00:17:20,156 --> 00:17:23,029
Ralph Wiggum feels sorry for me.
340
00:17:23,203 --> 00:17:25,553
And farther still do I fall.
341
00:17:25,727 --> 00:17:27,903
This will be here for me later.
342
00:17:28,077 --> 00:17:31,385
Leave me alone.
Get out of here, you stupid kid.
343
00:17:31,559 --> 00:17:33,561
You're like a Gollum
with worse hair,
344
00:17:33,735 --> 00:17:36,085
a subcommittee meeting
of the Galactic Senate,
345
00:17:36,259 --> 00:17:39,828
a Spider-Man drawn
by John Romita Jr. Jr.
346
00:17:40,002 --> 00:17:42,352
You fixed me.
347
00:17:42,526 --> 00:17:45,312
You fixed me.
348
00:17:47,183 --> 00:17:49,229
Let's see, where could I move?
30. 349
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:52,319
Toluca Lake.
Lot of voice-over work there.
350
00:17:52,493 --> 00:17:54,712
It would be nice
to fly in and out of Burbank.
351
00:17:56,279 --> 00:17:57,933
Bart, turn on your show.
352
00:17:58,107 --> 00:17:59,935
You mean the show
that ruined my life?
353
00:18:00,109 --> 00:18:02,938
Just turn it on.
You're not a princess anymore.
354
00:18:03,112 --> 00:18:05,027
You're a queen.
355
00:18:05,201 --> 00:18:06,724
Majesty,
356
00:18:06,898 --> 00:18:09,901
the royal unicorn is waiting
for your dainty bottom.
357
00:18:10,076 --> 00:18:11,468
Aw, geez.
358
00:18:20,086 --> 00:18:23,306
Who knew a princess
could be badass?
359
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,961
I'm gonna get a Queen Bart
action figure.
360
00:18:26,135 --> 00:18:29,269
31. The unicorn's killed
every adult in sight.
361
00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:47,939
From now on, hands off Bart.
362
00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:50,464
What about me?
363
00:18:50,638 --> 00:18:53,467
I like the bullying.
It's a form of attention.
364
00:18:53,641 --> 00:18:56,426
Also, hands off Milhouse.
365
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:57,906
No.
366
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,734
Well,
367
00:18:59,908 --> 00:19:03,172
I can't play to my abilities
or in a stupid first chair,
368
00:19:03,346 --> 00:19:05,957
but I can still just play
for the fun of it.
369
00:19:06,132 --> 00:19:08,221
Beat it. This is our turf.
370
00:19:34,334 --> 00:19:35,813
Free pretzel?
371
00:19:35,987 --> 00:19:37,989
The greatest award
I've ever won.
372
00:19:41,167 --> 00:19:42,733
Still up there.
32. 373
00:19:42,907 --> 00:19:45,649
Although Dad ate
the original pretzel.
374
00:19:45,823 --> 00:19:47,825
Stick it on the tray.
375
00:19:47,999 --> 00:19:49,131
No.
376
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:55,107
I'm addicted
to playing for free.
377
00:19:55,182 --> 00:19:58,575
Which is the least dangerous
addiction a musician can have.
378
00:20:05,365 --> 00:20:07,323
I want to like it. I just don't.
379
00:20:15,636 --> 00:20:18,378
If you could go back in time
and not make one Hulk movie,
380
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:22,556
which would it be and why?
381
00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:23,948
The most popular superheroes
382
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:25,403
are Superman, Batman,
Spider-Man,
383
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:29,911
so I propose creating
SuperSpiderBat.
384
00:20:30,085 --> 00:20:32,914
Why do people who see Superman
33. first think it's a bird?
385
00:20:33,088 --> 00:20:35,395
And why do they feel
the need to say it out loud?
386
00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:38,920
Look, it's a bird.
I mean, who says that?
387
00:20:44,752 --> 00:20:47,320
<i>Any note you can reach,
I can go higher</i>
388
00:20:47,494 --> 00:20:50,018
<i>I can sing anything
higher than you</i>
389
00:20:50,192 --> 00:20:52,673
<i>- No, you can't, no, you can't
- Yes, I can</i>
390
00:20:52,847 --> 00:20:55,371
<i>- Yes, I can, yes, I can
- No, you can't</i>
391
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:58,026
<i>- No, you can't, no, you can't
- Yes, I can</i>
392
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,681
<i>- Yes, I can, yes, I can
- No, you can't</i>
393
00:21:00,855 --> 00:21:03,379
<i>- No, you can't, no, you can't
- Yes, I can</i>
394
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:06,034
<i>- Yes, I can, yes, I can
- No, you can't</i>
395
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:08,689
34. <i>- No, you can't, no, you can't
- Yes, I can</i>
396
00:21:08,863 --> 00:21:11,170
<i>- Yes, I can, yes, I can
- No, you can't</i>
397
00:21:11,344 --> 00:21:13,259
<i>No, you can't</i>
398
00:21:13,825 --> 00:21:16,265
All right, I can't.
Big whoop.