The monster introduces himself as Slghturesaseruikhop and explains that his family is dead because of humans. He does not understand why humans kill for fun and presents three ideas to help humans accept him, but they all backfire: using perfume made the smell worse, bathing in the river contaminated it, and trying to save Earth by pushing a meteorite instead threw the moon into space.

1. Enormous, ugly and a bit smelly, that’s me. As you
can imagine I’m a monster, not evil, but a monster
indeed. My name is Slghturesaseruikhop and my
house is a little mansion over a mountain in Spain. My
family is dead because of you humans! You make me
feel miserable and helpless. You are even planning to
kill me!
I don’t understand humans. You kill to eat, but you
also kill for FUN! Your ideas of fun are to kill, kill and to
kill even more. You humans are uncivilized but I have
some ideas so you can accept me.
Idea number one: putting 500,000 L. of perfume to
smell better but the smell increased so the people
around me hated me even more. Ooooops! Idea number
two: going to the river to wash myself so I get clean but
I was sooooooo filthy that I contaminated the river so
now even more people hate me. Well my last idea;
idea number three: saving the world from something. I
knew that a meteorite was going to hit the Earth today
so after a gigantic jump I was in space. I saw a rock so
I pushed it into space. I returned home and I see a load
of tanks around my house. I put on the radio and I
heard that I had …THROWN THE MOON INTO
SPACE!