2. A tale of twisted
mystery
involves our
favorite celebrity
He finds a
shrouded history
As soon you all will
see
Nic Cage was set to
ski the sides
of Aspen mountains
tall and wide.
And after his plane
had arrived
in Denver, Nic Cage
drew a sigh.

3. He waited at the baggage claim. But never did his bag appear
The TSA’s excuse was lame. Then something became clear:
Nic decided he must go and find his bag
And adventure did ensue for this member of SAG

4. He found
some clues
that seemed
so strange
Murals of
death and
things
deranged.
Dying doves
and New
World Order
Burning
forests
and evil
soldiers.

5. And to his left was a stone plaque.
Upon it described this ancient artifact
This time capsule for the people of 2094
Was the key to the tunnels Nic will explore.

6. With the magic touch of Nicholas Cage
He slipped down a slide into an underground maze
Dimly lit tunnels beneath terminal A
Hold the meeting grounds of the Freemasons today

7. Further on in the caves
Nic came upon this secret parle
but being wise he continued
Only to be greeted with a horrific view

8. There he saw all
nation’s leaders
brainstorming ways
to oppress their
people their order
is called Skull and
Bones.
And Yale was once
all their homes
They have many
secrets, let me say
and connections to
the Illuminati and
CIA

9. And then to Nic’s
extreme surprise,
a member took off his
human disguise.
It was a reptilian alien!
It was so
non-mammalian!
“They’ve been
living here for years
and years”
Thought Nicolas, now
filled with fears.
“They control our
world, and plot our
demise.
What jerks they are,
what real bad guys!”

10. It was just then that
Nic did see
his bag held by a
reptile friend
“Our plan to rule the
world has reached its
final step.
For we have lured ol’
Nicolas Cage
down to our dark
depths.”
“We’ll use his films
and celebrity
to make everyone
slaves
He must comply
willingly or be put in
his graves”

11. A man yelled “CUT”
off to his right
and suddenly he
thought, “Oh yes, I’m
acting in a film!
I must have just
forgot.”