3. Chief Keef is not the first rap musician to be called
“autistic”, as Master P shares similar vocal attributes
Clearly rap is not music, I know
4. Someone once asked me if I was “autistic”
Yet still wanted my attention to make
themselves feel better, but had no
concept of how to request it in a
tactful manner
Yet still wanted my money to ease the
burden of renting a home in a high
income neighborhood, but had no
respect for the work required to
maintain it
Yet still wanted my counseling to turn
a newfound engagement into a long
flourishing marriage, but had no idea
of what it means to be ‘bout it’
5. How many times can you rhyme ‘bout it, bout it’ with
‘rowdy, rowdy’?
Apparently a lot
6. Back when I was a freshman in high
school, our teacher asked us to make a
visual collage of our goals – The
centerpiece of my masterpiece was an
exotic woman named Mercedes
Foreshadowing?
7. So many tough guys think they are fly, but can’t even control their wandering eye
Like Taylor Swift explained in that one stylish song of hers
8. “
”
Xenophobes try to blame me for problems of their
own making. But I’m dreaming the same dreams
as them. The bourgeoisie lie to themselves by
wanting me to go away. Only God knows the
truth. In a short time, they will repent.
Jan Bak
Sincerely Yours,
America’s Nightmare
