Tommorow's Future

1. OUR FUTUREA DIAMONDJIM PRODUCTION

2. To Be In Your Child's Memories Tomorrow ….Be In Their Life
Today.

3. A Baby Is An Angel
Whose Wings
Decrease As Their
Legs Increase

4. Children Are The
Pollen Of Life.

5. A Baby Is Like A Blank Check Made
Payable To The Human Race

6. Children Are A Third Of Our Population But A Hundred
Percent Of Our Future.

7. Be To Her Virtues
Very Kind,
Be To Her Faults A
Little Blind.

8. Children Are The Living Messages We Send To A Time That
You And I Shall Never See.

9. Familiarity Breeds Contempt… As Well As
Children.

10. My Name Is No No, But Mamaw Calls Me Precious.

11. Human Beings Are The Only Creatures That Allow Their
Offspring To Come Back Home.

12. Child Rearing Myth Number One: Labor Ends When The
Baby Is Born.

13. Each Day We Make Deposits In Our Children’s
Memories.

14. No One Likes Change Except This Little Fellow.

15. People Who Say They Slept
Like A Baby, Probably
Never Had One.

16. Diaper Spelled Backward Spells Repaid. Think About It.

17. A Baby Makes Every Day A Little
Brighter And A Future Worth
Living For.

18. A Baby Is A Loud
Noise At One End
And No Sense Of
Responsibility At The
Other.

19. You Can Learn Many Things From Children. For Instance,
How Much Patience Do You Have.

20. Babies Are Always More
Trouble Than You Thought
And More Wonderful Than
You Imagined.

21. A Father Is Someone Who Carries Baby
Pictures Where He Use To Carry Cash.

22. When I Look At My
Daughter I See
Myself...Only Better.

23. Of All The Animals, A Boy Is The Most Unmanageable.

24. There's Only One Pretty Baby In The World, And Every
Mother Has It.

25. You Never Know How Much Love Your Heart Can Hold Until
Someone Calls You Mother.

26. If You Don’t Believe In Love At First Sight, Then You’ve Never
Been A Mother.

27. I’m In Love With A
Toothless Person.

28. If Evolution Really Works,
How Come Mother’s Only
Have Two Hands?

29. Life Is Different When Viewed Through The
Eyes Of A Child.

30. Adoption Is When A Person’s Love Grows In Their Heart,
And Not In Their Tummy.

31. Families with babies, and families without babies, each sorry
for the other.

32. There Are Three Reasons For Breast Feeding: The Milk Is
Always The Right Temperature: It Comes In Attractive
Containers: The Cat Can’t Get To It.

33. A Perfect Example Of Minority Rule, Is A Baby In The House.

34. Babies Are A Handful At
Times But Then Again, A
Heart full At All Times.

35. Never Forget, That Compared To An Adult, Every Baby Is A
Genius.

36. One Of The Most Obvious Results Of Having A Baby Around
Is To Turn Two Normal People Into Complete Idiots.

37. If Your Baby Is Beautiful And Perfect, Never Fusses, And
Burps On Command, You’re The Grandmother.

38. Babies Haven’t Any Hair And Old Men’s Head Are
Just As Bare So Between The Cradle And The Grave,
Lies Just A Haircut And A Shave.

39. Tax
Exemption
The Number One Reason To Have A Baby.

40. MIRACLES IN NINE
MONTHS!