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•Scrum is a silver bullet
•Who cares about management support
•Hierarchy, Micromanagement, Scrum roles
•Feel free to blindly follow or do things your way
•Estimations are relative
•Keep the vision of the project a top secret.
•The commitment is only a guideline
•Improvement is for amateurs!
•Q &A
Agenda
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Do not look any further. Scrum is the solution to all
your problems. The ultimate silver bullet…
Scrum is a silver bullet
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Scrum is so easy you need no experience or
training. Anyone can do it!
You need no training…
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Who cares about management support
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Don't care about management
support. What do they know after all?
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Hierarchy
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Make sure your tech, team, dev
and other lead types are very good
at making orders. Make sure all of
the others are good at following
them …
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Micromanagement
Micromanage everything! Those juniors are going
to screw everything up if you don't control every
aspect of their work. And that new guy, who the
hell knows what he's up to?!
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Team size does not matter…
Try to get as much people in your team as you
can! The more we are, the chances someone
will know how to solve all out problems is much
bigger.
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Feel free to blindly follow…
Don’t ask why, just do it. Blind obedience…
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….or do things your way!
Scrum is about agility! Feel free to change
everything, meetings, ceremonies, roles. Be
the master of your own destiny!
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Estimations are relative…
Tell the client what he wants to hear. If you cant really
make it, you can always add some overtime hours.
By the way, story points? What’s that..?!
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Keep everyone in the dark…
Why would you need to know where we're really heading?
A couple of steps ahead is quite enough of info. The client
considers this project a top secret anyway!
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Who invented time-boxing?! I mean really..
Time boxing is for people who haven't heard that
The devil is in the detail! Don’t let a single
meeting end until all the details have been
defined!
…or somebody die!
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Commitment it’s just a noun…
We can only promise the client that he will get...
somewhere. We can't promise anything. Its agile.
Things are effervescent , constantly changing,
fluctuating!
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Improvement is for amateurs!
Hulk does not improve…
… Hulk smash!
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Conclusion
…let’s set up a new meeting
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The end
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Surviver 1:
Filip Spirkoski
filip.spirkoski@endava.com
Skype: en_fspirkoski
Surviver 2:
Igor Stojanovski
igor.spojanovski@endava.com
Skype: en_istojanovski
thank you