How boahlcat found his wings2. A Storybird
How Boahlcat Found his Wings
An LOLcats Special Edition
By
Brittani
Illustrated by
Cat-alogue
Published on
February 13, 2013
© Storybird 2013. All rights reserved. Not for resale.
4. Perhaps it is less of a
lens, and more of a bowl.
Boahlcat feels trapped
inside this glass bowl of
emotion.
5. He feels as though he is moving through life at a snail’s pace. Everything he tries seems
to result in failure.
6. He thinks of the time he
tried his tail at fashion
design…
…only to realize that
polka dots were no
longer in style.
7. And the time he decided
to knit his Grandcat a
pair of pretty pastel
pantaloons…
…Only to find that
without paws, the task
was simply impossible.
9. He thinks about the time he took up skateboarding…
…Only to have Kittycat and Katiecat make fun of his catatonic moves and catastrophic
attire.
10. Boahlcat could not even
perform magic tricks…
…since not even his
co-star seemed to
appreciate his act.
12. He takes out his jar of bubble potion.
Blowing bubbles always helps calm his
nerves.
13. In a particularly large bubble, Boahlcat sees Gawdcat’s furry face. Boahlcat talks to
Gawdcat. He asks him many deep questions about life.
14. Things like, “Why do I have to be a
Boahlcat? Why can’t I be a cupcake?”
Then life would surely be sweeter.
18. Like he may as well resign to a fate decided by petals. Gawdcat hears me. Gawdcat
hears me not.
20. And suddenly… it hits him. Gawdcat has heard his questions after all, and he has
given him wings. He understands why he cannot do what other cats do, like design
fashions, or knit, or perform magic…
21. It is because, though Boahlcat has the face
of a cat, he has the spirit of a butterfly…
…And that’s okay.
23. You'll find this story online at:
http://storybird.com/books/how-boahlcat-found-his-wings-an-lolcats-special-ed/