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Funny business


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Funny business

  1. 1. Images are used for illustrative use & representation only
  2. 2. Do not underestimate your abilities.That is your boss’s job.
  3. 3. She got kicked upstairs.(She was promoted to a higher position that’s lessappealing than her current one.)
  4. 4. Every employee rises to the levelof his own incompetence.- The Peter Principle
  5. 5. If a job I dopleases you, keepit a secret. Leakslike that couldcost me apromotion.
  6. 6. Accomplishing the impossible means onlythe boss will add it to your regular duties.- Doug Larson
  7. 7. Never give me work in the morning. Always waituntil 5.00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of adeadline is refreshing
  8. 8. I learned longago, never towrestle with apig, you getdirty; andbesides, thepig likes it.- George Bernard Shaw
  9. 9. Don’t stay inbed, unless you canmake money in bed.- George Burns
  10. 10. Find a job you like and youadd five days to everyweek. - H. Jackson Brown
  11. 11. I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but Ican sure pick smart colleagues.- Franklin D. Roosevelt
  12. 12. An expert is someone calledin at the last minute to sharethe blame.
  13. 13. For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.
  14. 14. The problem with the rat race is thateven if you win, you’re still a rat.- Lilly Tomlin
  15. 15. A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundationwith the bricks others have thrown at him.- David Brinkley
  16. 16. Always leave without telling anyone where you’re going. It givesme a chance to be creative when someone asks where you areor when I have unanswered questions.
  17. 17. Thank You!– Mr. B