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2. Do not underestimate your abilities.
That is your boss’s job.

3. She got kicked upstairs.
(She was promoted to a higher position that’s less
appealing than her current one.)

5. Every employee rises to the level
of his own incompetence.
- The Peter Principle

6. If a job I do
pleases you, keep
it a secret. Leaks
like that could
cost me a
promotion.

7. Accomplishing the impossible means only
the boss will add it to your regular duties.
- Doug Larson

8. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait
until 5.00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a
deadline is refreshing

9. I learned long
ago, never to
wrestle with a
pig, you get
dirty; and
besides, the
pig likes it.
- George Bernard Shaw

10. Don’t stay in
bed, unless you can
make money in bed.
- George Burns

12. Find a job you like and you
add five days to every
week. - H. Jackson Brown

17. I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I
can sure pick smart colleagues.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

18. An expert is someone called
in at the last minute to share
the blame.

19. For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.

21. The problem with the rat race is that
even if you win, you’re still a rat.
- Lilly Tomlin

24. A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation
with the bricks others have thrown at him.
- David Brinkley

28. Always leave without telling anyone where you’re going. It gives
me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are
or when I have unanswered questions.

30. Thank You!
– Mr. B