What can travel around the world
while staying in a corner?
What gets wetter and wetter
the more it dries?
What kind of tree can you
carry in your hand?
If you have me, you want to
share me. If you share me, you
haven't got me. What am I?
How many of each species did
Moses take on the ark with him?
None, Moses wasn't on the ark
Take off my skin - I won't cry, but
you will! What am I?
Imagine you are in a dark
room. How do you get out?
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel
What is it?
A man is pushing his car along
the road when he comes to a
hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!"
He was playing Monopoly.
What invention lets you look
right through a wall?
What is as light as a feather, but
even the world's strongest man
couldn't hold it for more than a
What is always coming but
Which weighs more, a pound of
feathers or a pound of bricks?
Neither, they both weigh one
A basket contains 5 apples. Do
you know how to divide them
among 5 kids so that each one
has an apple and one apple
stays in the basket?
Answer to this riddle goes as follows: 4 kids
get an apple (one apple for each one of them)
and the fifth kid gets an apple with the
basket still containing the apple.
Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to
the manager and go to their room. The manager
finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives the
bellboy $5 to return to the guests. On the way to
the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be
difficult to split among three people so he pockets
$2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each
person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9
each, totaling $27. The bellboy has another $2,
adding up to $29.
Where is the remaining dollar?
Why can't a man living in the
USA be buried in Canada?
Why should a living man be
A man builds a house rectangular
in shape. All the sides have
southern exposure. A big bear
walks by. What color is the bear?
The bear is white since the house
is built on the North Pole.
One big hockey fan claimed to be
able to tell the score before any
game. How did he do it?
The score before any hockey game
should be 0:0, shouldn't it?
Why do Chinese men eat more
rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than
What word describes a woman
who does not have all her fingers
on one hand?
Normal - I wouldn't be very
happy if I had all my fingers (10)
on one hand.
What has to be broken before
it can be used?
What is harder to catch the
faster you run?
Q: If a plane crashed on the
border of England and
Scotland, where would they
bury the survivors?
A: you don't bury survivors
There is father and son in a car. As it
happens on the roads from time to time
the have a terrible accident. They are both
seriously injured and ambulances carry
them to two different hospitals.
The son is on a surgery table while the
surgeon walks in and says: „I can't do the
surgery on him he is my son!"
How is it possible?
The surgeon is a woman , son's
A cowboy rode to an inn on
Friday. He stayed two nights and
left on Friday. How could that be?
His horse was called Friday
A hiker went without sleep for
seven days and wasn't tired. How
He slept at night.
If a plane crashed on the border
of England and Scotland, where
would they bury the survivors?
you don't bury survivors
Before Mount Everest was
discovered, what was the highest
mountain on Earth?
Bobby throws a ball as hard as
he can. It comes back to him,
even though nothing and nobody
touches it. How?
He throws it straight up.
How many blocks can you put in
an empty box?
One. After that it's not empty
How many bricks does it take to
complete a building made of
Only one, the last one
If a chicken says, "All chickens
are liars" is the chicken telling the
Chickens cannot talk
Two cops walked into a room with no
windows and found a dead man who
obviously hung himself from the ceiling,
though they couldn't figure out how.
There was no chair beneath him that he
might have jumped off, of, or a table.
Just a puddle of water. How did he do
He stood on a block of ice.
What has no beginning, end, or
A man and a woman were driving in their car
when it broke down. The man decided to go for
help at a gas station a few miles back. He made
sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows
up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went
off, but when he came back, his wife was dead,
and there was a stranger in the car. No physical
damage was done to the car, so how did the
stranger get in?
The woman was pregnant and died during child
birth and the stranger was the baby.
Akuna is 20 years old in 1980,
but only 15 years old in 1985.
How is this possible?
The date is B.C.