This document provides a list of things to avoid saying at work, including asking about a coworker's credit score or salary, implying that someone is a nuisance, discussing personal tax or legal issues, or casually bringing up layoffs. It also cautions against asking favors without reciprocating and recommends verifying facts.

1. THIS IS
AMERICAJAN BAK

2. THINGS TO AVOID SAYING AT WORK
o WHAT’S YOUR CREDIT SCORE?
o I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU
o YOU’RE A NUISANCE, AND THEY WANT YOU TO GO AWAY
o I HAVEN’T PAID MY TAXES YET
o I HEARD YOU WERE GOING TO JAIL
o DO ME A FAVOR
o UM, EXCUSE ME, WHEN ARE THE LAYOFFS STARTING?
If I remembered you
doing me a single favor, I
would have given one
back a long time ago

3. THIS IS AMERICA
A. THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT ALWAYS
FELT LIKE A FOOLISH THOUGHT
EXPERIMENT. THEN I WOKE UP
FROM A DEEP MONDAY
MORNING NAP ON A PLANE
HEADED TO PHOENIX
B. I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE
ACTUALLY SPEAK FRENCH IN
MONTANA. THE MUSIC ON THE
RADIO SAYS A LOT ABOUT OUR
MODERN SOCIETY
C. WHAT’S WITH ALL THESE VALUE-
ADDED CONSTRUCTION PROJECTS
EVERYWHERE I DRIVE AROUND
CHICAGO? THANKS, OBAMA
ONCE IN AWHILE IT’S BETTER TO BREAK THE
RULES THAN FOR US ALL TO COLLAPSE
UNDER LAW-ABIDING MISERY
NORTH
CENTRAL
SOUTH

4. THE LAST SURVIVOR OF
THE BOSTON TEA PARTY
DIED IN CHICAGO, BURIED IN CHICAGO, AGED 115 YEARS*
*IN THIS WORLD FULL OF LIES, IT’S IMPERATIVE THAT WE VERIFY THE TRUTH

5. THAT LIBERTY
SHALL NOT PERISH
FROM THE EARTH
BUY LIBERTY BONDS