The not-so-informative answers to frequently asked questions

2. Answer:
Againn is an online card-free common loyalty service with the
catchword “No Conditions Apply”. We let you score points on
your purchases, and (the fun part!) redeem those points at any
store you want. So you don’t have to keep a track of your points
at different stores and you can use them up whenever and
wherever you wish to! We anticipate profitability by 2042 – by
then we should be retired; someone smarter might take over
and jack-up the commissions. But don't take our word for it: see
what the online community has to say!

4. Answer:
First of all because we made it goddamn easy for you, it
saves u a lot of money and doesn't cost a dime. If you are
still not convinced, let us try our time-tested formula,
"Register now and something nice will happen to you in
the next 90 seconds. Share this with 50 friends, by the
lord's grace you will find your soul-mate in next 24
hours. Please don't ignore, it really works" :D :D

6. Answer:
It's a lonnng 3 step procedure:
1. Grab your phone
2. Key in 080 3919 3939
3. Now call. (Don't worry, it is a toll-free number and the
call automatically gets disconnected after one-ring)
That's it. You are done.

8. Answer:
Did you register with us? If no, you need to do that first!
If yes, remember we stored your no. to our records, and
sent you a pin? That's all we need! We will get the
information of the points you earned directly from the
retailers, and don't worry the retailers did not agree to
tell us what you shopped.

10. Answer:
All the point-to-rupees and point-to-percent discount
conversions really baffled us. The plotting-tracking is
too much math. So we just made it 1 point equals 1
rupee. Now we are taking credit on this by calling
ourselves straightforward, innovative, transparent and
all.

12. Answer:
Registered with Againn and all set to begin? Cool! Login from
Againn website using your mobile number and pin. Go to the
earn points tab and shop as usual through any of the listed
merchant websites. If you make a purchase, you will be billed by
the merchant website and we will give you your Againn points.
You will receive an sms confirmation too.
If you wish to redeem your points, read the next Q&A. No pain
no gain.
Kidding! Just enter the amount of points you would want to use
up, we'll do the processing.

14. Answer:
You have reached the fun part! Awesome, login to Againn and go to the
redeem points tab. You have two options here.
One, choose any of the merchant websites listed, shop and enter the
number of points you would wish to use up. You will quickly know your
discount because 1 Againn point is always equal to 1 rupee, remember we
did this smartest thing? ;-) We will do the processing and give you your
coveted discount! Enjoy!
Two, if you happen to find all those listed websites wretched and useless,
don't worry, we have a variety of coupons from different merchants. Just
convert your points into coupons worth your points. Example, you have
100 points, buy coupons worth rupees 100. There will be no
conditions on them and you can treat them as freshly
minted cash!

16. Answer:
We send that sms just to look cool, because
anyway you can always login to Againn and get all
the info on points you earned/used in the 'my
account' tab.

18. Answer:
Forever. Who are we to take them back?
You earned them!

20. Answer:
Zero! Because it is so much fun when this
annoys our competitors.

22. Answer:
You can pay for your orders using whatever
options the retailer website provides. Most of
the partners do not accept cheques, money
orders, uncut gemstones, or goodwill.

24. Answer:
No. You can't have it all. You have to share with
the other boys and girls. Gosh! some people…

26. Answer:
Nope! We are never taking any money from you,
just giving you the privilege to pay less.

28. Answer:
That raises another question, do you want more
discount? Because Againn discounts would never
affect your existing offers, and anyway, there is
nothing like enough discount, the more the better!
Feel free to use Againn over and above your other
coupons and points.

30. Answer:
Holy crap, yes. We are not going to jail for you. That
being said, privacy is a serious issue. We do not store
much information other that your phone numbers and
an account of your points. We will make an official
promise once we get a lawyer, money, and probably
guns - since we provide Againn for free, we don't have
any of these as of now.

32. Answer:
While coming up with names, we wanted to give out a message
that this service will make people visit again n again. Add to it
the fact that we wanted to include something like profit, gain or
safe. We wanted something creative, something ingeniously
genuine, saucy but voguish, vivid and intuitive. After cogitating
for hours together, we concluded that this is all beyond us.
Againn meets our requirements as a matter of fact. Another
option was ‘Score’. Our best friends vouched way too much for
‘Score’ and suggested we call our campaigns “Score Here!”.
We knew those wicked scamps should never be trusted.

34. Answer:
When you have a start-up, you get to choose
colours, we like yellow so yellow it is.

36. Answer:
Yes, they copied our idea 2 years before our launch.
Anyway, next time you see their office, throw a stone
at it and run away. We'll give you 50 extra points for
this kind gesture .