This is a fun story I created based off of the If You Give a Mouse... books. I created it for my Social Studies in the Elementary Classroom course at Bemidji State University, Spring, 2012. For further information related to The Omnivore's Dilemma, visit: http://kernelsoftruth.pbworks.com/w/page/50521536/FrontPage

1. If
You
Give
a
Cow
Some
Corn
By
Renee
Gogolewski
Bemidji
State
University
Social
Studies
Spring
2012

2. If
you
give
a
cow
some
corn
You’re
going
to
have
to
relieve
his
upset
rumen.

3. If
the
cow
has
an
upset
rumen
You’re
going
to
have
to
give
him
an
anEbioEc

4. If
you
give
him
an
anEbioEc
You’re
going
to
have
to
shorten
his
life

5. If
you
shorten
his
life
You
are
going
to
have
to
faGen
him
up
quickly!

6. If
you
want
to
faGen
him
up
quickly
You’re
going
to
have
to
feed
him
corn

7. And
if
you
feed
a
cow
some
corn
You
are
going
to
have
to
produce
mass
quanEEes
of
corn

8. If
you
produce
mass
quanEEes
of
corn
You
are
going
to
have
to
pay
many
farmers

9. If
you
are
going
to
pay
many
farmers
You
are
going
to
have
to
find
money
to
pay
them
with

10. If
you
are
going
to
find
the
money
You
will
have
to
ask
the
federal
government
for
it

11. If
you
ask
the
federal
government
You
are
going
to
have
to
abide
by
their
rules

12. If
you
abide
by
the
government’s
rules
You
are
going
to
have
an
abundance
of
corn

13. If
you
have
an
abundance
of
corn
You
are
going
to
have
to
get
rid
of
it

14. If
you
get
rid
of
it
You
might
as
well
feed
it
to
a
cow

15. References:
• hGp://www.webdesign.org/photoshop/textures-­‐paGerns/cow-­‐texture.8085.html
• hGp://mcgrath5.blogspot.com/2010/06/how-­‐to-­‐corral-­‐cow.html
• hGp://bp3kbamburuncingparakan.blogspot.com/2010/06/pemanfaatan-­‐limbah-­‐ternak.html
• hGp://ehsmanager.blogspot.com/2010_12_01_archive.html
• hGp://www.graphicshunt.com/funny/images/fat_cow-­‐12290.htm
• hGp://www.sogoodblog.com/2011/10/24/heaping-­‐spoonful-­‐corn-­‐sugar/
• hGp://www.textually.org/textually/archives/2008/06/020450.htm
• hGp://corncorps.wordpress.com/2011/07/13/city-­‐produce-­‐project-­‐%E2%80%93-­‐round-­‐two/
• hGp://www.pernchumchon.com/money-­‐growing-­‐on-­‐trees/
• hGp://appadvice.com/appnn/2011/05/byebye-­‐blackberry-­‐government-­‐moving-­‐iphone-­‐ipad
• hGp://www.commodityfoods.usda.gov/
• hGp://www.ifaj.org/contests-­‐and-­‐awards/photo-­‐contest/2008-­‐results/nature.html
• hGp://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/health/learning-­‐disability/14004114.topic
• hGp://paleodietnews.com/