1. Meharbaan, Kadardaan hoshiyaar
CHUDAIL Productions
Sapera Arts
ki Peshkash
prastut karta hain
NEHA JAYANT aka RAAP-CHICK
“Kyonki Hum hum hain aur tum sab chudail ho”

2. Bachpan Main
Saadharan Bacche khaate hain
Kellogs
Chocolate
Aur humaari “betu” (Neha) khaati thi
Mitti / Ret Chalk/Khadi
She is the first one to reach for any L^2 floor painting. The reason is simply
the unlimited supply of chalks

3. IIM Bangalore ki fashionable kaamwali bai
Part time job 1 - Part time job 2 – The Part time job 3 – The
Housekeeping night watch-woman dishwasher
Aur din ke ant
main, milta hain
inhe Mehnat ka
meetha fal

4. A : Neha, tum kahaan A : Neha, tum kahaan A : Neha ab kya kare?
thi? thi?
1 4 7
Neha : Hum so rahe Neha : Hum naha Neha : Chalo hum
the.. rahe the… khaana khaane jaate
hain.. N(eha)GAG
2 5 8
– The
A : Hum?? A : Hum??
A : Hum = we or
Hum = only Neha??
Hum
6 9
episode
3
Y u say hum and no
“main” or “me”
FML!!!!

5. Some of her (very) ancient movie collection
Neha has more info on these movies than actually available on wiki
When one PGP2 said that
During placement you need to work harder
prep, someone told her for fin companies, this
that to get into Fin time she watched
companies, you have to
be very good about
Markets. The very next
day she watched -

6. IIM Bangalore ka pyaar – Part 1
Neha - “Ashok is so
sophisticated, classy”
Khetan – Ashok????
Neha – Arrey apna Thampy
Khetan – Ohhh
Neha - Crush ho gaya hume!
Khetan – Hume??? Tumhare alawa
aur kitno ko hua hain
Neha - Arrey tum samajhte nahi. Bass
hume hi hua. Corpfin class aane ka
incentive to mil gaya ab

7. IIM Bangalore ka pyaar – Part 2
(Need we say more)
Random Comment 1 – Parul aaj kya hot lag rahi hain
Random Comment 2 (During Alum L^2) – Yaar woh white dress wali kya maal
hain yaar. Main ladka hoti toh abhi jaake basss… Tum samajh lo ab..

8. IIM Bangalore ka ____ – Part 3
“We are just good friends”

9. IIM Bangalore ka ____ – Part 4
“I wish we were just good friends”

10. Fashionable Neha
(Living up with the latest trend)

11. “Leg”oholic
Apne pairo se hain inhe beintehaa pyaar
Pesh karte hain ek nagma
Hum har 15 din mai parlour jaayenge,
Wahaan jaake pedicure karwayenge!!
pairo ko sajana hai....
Anklet, toe ring laana hain..
Waah waah .. Waah waah..

12. Neha ka Ideal Dulha
• Singer / Poet
• RetroSexual
• Passionate / Wild
• Good sense of humour
• Pilot / Army / Navy
• 5’9 – 5’11
• Fair Complexion
• Good english accent

13. Neha – The Party Animal
Roz ke dialogue – Favourite Dance
1) Chalo aaj party pose
karte hain
2) Hume party ke liye
nayi dress chahiye

14. Tum sab bachhe ho
samze…
Hum bade hai, to koi
Hooshing nai hogi!!
Grr…