3. Steve
• Tried to hold a black hole by his teeth and
created a central diastema and shrunk his
laterals by a golden mean percentage.
• Also found severe decay on 19, related to
addiction to Warheads sour candies.
7. Steve now
• I am grateful Steve could come today to show
off the work I’ve done on his teeth so far.
• He took some valuable time off of his full-time
job (standing in front of the Large Hadron
Collider in hopes of being among the first to
enter new dimensions)
9. Eve
Got into trouble when trying to re-recruit Patty Hearst
• A mouthful of cement and gravel did major
damage to most anterior teeth, and a few
posterior teeth.
• Previous dental work
• An obsession with chewing bullets ruined 3
and 14 leading to MOD amalgams placed by
Eve herself.
13. Eve’s End
• Unfortunately, Eve thought
she needed to escape Alcatraz
while on a tour with friends.
• She was run over by an
outbound container ship
• As per her dying wish, her
dentition was donated to
science
• Her recreated dentition on
the counter shows the work
in progress before
restorations were completed.