1. thee ancient vitaminwater central florida tale of thy city scribed this month of november in the year two thousand and seven
2. thee once competitor that now is thy new partner…. t hy story begins with an ancient tale dating back one’s of years. … has been initiated with thee brand of loyalty, respect, and intrigue that has been sought after throughout the lands.
3. thee following initiation was after thee knight of thy university of central florida… … whence he appeared, thee vitaminwater team infiltrated his territory… … no disguise could stop vitaminwater from infiltrating thy target…
4. … with thy university of central florida defeated, thy trusty stead and team moved on to thy college of rollins… … thy crowd forced thy hands onto thy vitaminwater for everlasting hydration…
5. sir kyle of waterloo and lady caroline of glaceauwick transported fine hydration goods to thy band known as fall out of boy… … thy band known as thrice was hydrated and thee trusty stead headed onward towards the sunset… … with thy fall out of boy’s trusty stead being fulfilled, the team moved on…
6. much was done to win over thy competitor’s needs for thy vitaminwater in this month of november… … thy coca~cola was initiated into thy brand from whence they will become…a vitaminwatertropolis! … thy university of central florida was hydrated and over 10,000 impressions were made … … thy college of rollins was hydrated with over 600 impressions … … thy fall out of boy was hydrated and replenished from their journeys… … thy band known as thrice was hydrated after their need of replenishment… in other greatness news… … thy form known as thee “gator stomp” was destined for greatness with over 900 impressions … the final outcome… … thy central florida vitaminwater team had 11,500 impressions for thy month of november in this year of two thousand and seven.
7. this brings our chapter to a close for thy month of november… tally-ho trusty stead! the end