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  • 1. Welcome!
  • 2. Who’s @jwilker ๏ 360|Conferences, Corp (CO Startup) - InsideMobile July - InsideRIA August - 360|iDev September - 360|MAX October - RIAdventure360 December ๏ Blogger - johnwilker.com - 360Whisperings.com - OurStartupStory.com ๏ Refresh Denver - July 15th (Right where you’re sitting)
  • 3. Props to our Supporters Casselman’s ChannelSnap TV
  • 4. Other Awesome Events ๏ Ignite Fort Collins - August 27, 2009 ๏ Pucha Kucha - July 21, 2009 ๏ Refresh Denver - July 15, 2009
  • 5. Tonights Line Up Round ONE 1. Things you don't know about me. 2. Hash House Harriers 3. Chaos Theory: the clockwork universe is broken! 4. Five Minutes of Positive Encouragement 5. Anime is NOT Cartoon Porn! Intermission: The Compilers! Round TWO 1. 5 mins on random slides from someone else, 2. Social Network Analysis for Dummies 3. Update on one Million Faced Project 4. Jesus Freaking In A Social World 5. How to pick up dudes: Tips from a totally hetero man 6. Zombie Attack Best Practices RAFFLE
  • 6. Let’s Get This Party Started!
  • 7. Tom Van Ness Things You Don’t Know About Me
  • 8. S TUDKAM.COM
  • 9. S I can throw a softball over nine school busses. TUDKAM.COM
  • 10. My ex-wife came back to me when
  • 11. My ex-wife came back to me when
  • 12. My wife asked me to sweep the kitchen. You've never seen so many family members and children on their backs.
  • 13. I surprised my cat and he left a little spot of pee on the couch.
  • 14. My buddy ordered a Cosmo at the bar. He should have ordered a double
  • 15. There's a damn good reason I've never seen a shark up close, and it's my skull ring they're afraid of.
  • 16. There's a damn good reason I've never seen a shark up close, and it's my skull ring they're afraid of.
  • 17. When I was a kid, my dream house had a lemonade drinking fountain and a speedboat dock.
  • 18. One time for my birthday my dad gave me his old weightlifting gloves.
  • 19. One time for my birthday my dad gave me his old weightlifting gloves.
  • 20. If I'm at a buffet and there's a prime rib station at the end then too bad for everyone else cause I'm gonna eat all the prime rib because I love prime rib so much.
  • 21. If I'm at a buffet and there's a prime rib station at the end then too bad for everyone else cause I'm gonna eat all the prime rib because I love prime rib so much.
  • 22. I taught a coyote, named Rustler, to ride a bike, then put a flower basket on the front of his bike, he was so pissed.
  • 23. I taught a coyote, named Rustler, to ride a bike, then put a flower basket on the front of his bike, he was so pissed.
  • 24. Whenever I make girls cry I tell them to put those tears in the jar by the door and they look and there's an empty jar by the door. That usually calms them down.
  • 25. Whenever I make girls cry I tell them to put those tears in the jar by the door and they look and there's an empty jar by the door. That usually calms them down.
  • 26. I have a trained cat that goes for the eyes when I say the code word, and the code word is “come in."
  • 27. I have a trained cat that goes for the eyes when I say the code word, and the code word is “come in."
  • 28. Sometimes the fire department lets me bring extra Band-Aids to accident scenes in my van.
  • 29. Sometimes the fire department lets me bring extra Band-Aids to accident scenes in my van.
  • 30. My #1 psych- out before duels is to eat a wrench sandwich in front of my opponent.
  • 31. My #1 psych- out before duels is to eat a wrench sandwich in front of my opponent.
  • 32. If it's time to work out and I'm not by a gym I just try to push big trees over, until I got kicked out of the forest for basically ruining it.
  • 33. If it's time to work out and I'm not by a gym I just try to push big trees over, until I got kicked out of the forest for basically ruining it.
  • 34. I can do a handstand under water for a while.
  • 35. I can do a handstand under water for a while.
  • 36. My Grandpa doesn’t mind if I karate kick in his back yard.
  • 37. My Grandpa doesn’t mind if I karate kick in his back yard.
  • 38. My prom date wouldn’t kiss me on the first date, so I stopped breathing for 22 seconds and roundhouse kicked a bird bath.
  • 39. My prom date wouldn’t kiss me on the first date, so I stopped breathing for 22 seconds and roundhouse kicked a bird bath.
  • 40. If I’m late to something it’s probably because I am off naming my punches.
  • 41. If I’m late to something it’s probably because I am off naming my punches.
  • 42. Wild mustangs like it when I run with them in the mountains. TUDKAM.COM
  • 43. Wild mustangs like it when I run with them in the mountains. TUDKAM.COM
  • 44. Jesse Wilkins Hash House Harriers
  • 45. Hashers, Meet the Hashers: A Drinking Club with a Running Problem Jesse “Le Skin Flute” Wilkins Denver HHH July 8, 2009
  • 46. The origins of Hashing
  • 47. The Original HHH Charter ๏ The philosophy of the original Hash House Harriers from the 1938 charter: - To promote physical fitness among our members - To get rid of weekend hangovers - To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer - To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel
  • 48. Hashing Today ๏ More than 1,500 kennels on all 7 continents ๏ Estimates of harriers range from 200,000 -1 million+ world-wide ๏ 10 semi-regular hashes in CO
  • 49. Mismanagement
  • 50. Special Events ๏ 14th Colorado Invihashional, Woodland Park, CO ๏ Interamericas Hash 2009, Winter Park ๏ World Interhash 2010, Kuching, Borneo
  • 51. Special Events
  • 52. On-before and equipment
  • 53. The chalk talk
  • 54. Hares out!
  • 55. On-on
  • 56. Special marks
  • 57. Shiggy
  • 58. The beer check
  • 59. On-in
  • 60. The circle
  • 61. Down-downs
  • 62. In Conclusion… ๏ A demonstration down-down! ๏ To the tune of the “Flintstones” theme
  • 63. Here’s to me… ๏ Hashers, meet the Hashers, ๏ They’re the biggest drunks in history ๏ From the town of Denver ๏ They’re the leaders in debauchery ๏ Half-minds, trailing shiggy through the years ๏ Watch them as they down a lot of beers ๏ Down down, down down down down, etc.
  • 64. Visit the Colorado Receding Hareline: http://www.harrier.net/hareline Next Hash event: Denver Full Moon Hash on Thursday, July 9! On On!
  • 65. Phil Earnhardt Chaos Theory: the clockwork universe is broken!
  • 66. Dr. StrangeAttractor Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace the Chaos @floatingbones
  • 67. Sir Isaac Newton 1643-1727 @floatingbones
  • 68. @floatingbones
  • 69. The Three Body Problem NASA @floatingbones
  • 70. “Simplified” Three Body Problem NASA @floatingbones
  • 71. Chaotic Movement Wikimol @floatingbones
  • 72. Chaos Anxiety: “Deterministic with predictability limits” @floatingbones
  • 73. Edward Lorenz 1917 - 2008 MIT @floatingbones
  • 74. The Butterfly Effect Kieran Connellan NASA @floatingbones
  • 75. Prerequisite for chaos: Nonlinearity @floatingbones
  • 76. Forces are nonlinear Dr. Steven Levin @floatingbones
  • 77. Loosely Coupled Structure Tom Flemons @floatingbones
  • 78. Smooshability Dr. Steven Levin @floatingbones
  • 79. @floatingbones
  • 80. Sprinting to the Moon NASA @floatingbones
  • 81. Surfing to the Moon NASA @floatingbones
  • 82. “The Zone” Wikimol @floatingbones
  • 83. Balance with reduced tension FITTER1.COM @floatingbones
  • 84. How low can you go? @floatingbones
  • 85. Homework: Stop worrying; embrace the chaos. It’s part of the design. I’m non-Newtonian. What about you? Slide Notes: FloatingBones.com/chaos.pdf @floatingbones
  • 86. Tim Davids Five Minutes of Positive Encouragement
  • 87. FIVE MINUTES OF POSITIVE ENCOURAGEMENT by tim (@2509) and jess (@mardigrasinco)
  • 88. NEGATIVITY SUCKS ๏ The economy is bad.
  • 89. NEGATIVITY SUCKS ๏ The economy is bad. ๏ People are total a-holes
  • 90. NEGATIVITY SUCKS ๏ The economy is bad. ๏ People are total a-holes ๏ It won’t stop fucking raining.
  • 91. NEGATIVITY SUCKS ๏ The economy is bad. ๏ People are total a-holes ๏ It won’t stop fucking raining. ๏ we are here to help!  lol
  • 92. fucking tiger!1!1!1!!
  • 93. fuck yeah! by tim (@2509) and jess (@mardigrasinco) 2509online.com
  • 94. John R. Bryan Anime is NOT Cartoon Porn!
  • 95. Anime Genres It’s not just porn.
  • 96. What is anime? ๏ just a graphical style ๏ from wikipedia: “Anime refers to the animation style originated in Japan. It is characterized by distinctive characters and backgrounds (hand-drawn or computer- generated) that visually set it apart from other forms of animation.... ” ๏ from Japan Times “Literally meaning "whimsical pictures," the much-used but little understood term is usually used in reference to Japanese comics characterized by a set of stylistic conventions that evolved in the postwar period. These include exaggerated physical features such as large eyes, big hair and elongated limbs; right-to-left panel sequencing; and dramatically shaped speech bubbles, speed lines and onomatopoeic, exclamatory typography ”
  • 97. A Comparison Anime / Manga Traditional
  • 98. What is anime NOT? ๏ Only for children ๏ Saturday Morning Cartoons ๏ Disney flicks
  • 99. Some Genres ๏ Action ๏ Sport ๏ Adult ๏ War ๏ Adventure ๏ Western ๏ Comedy Some ๏ Children's Examples ... ๏ Crime ๏ Drama ๏ Horror ๏ Mystery ๏ Sci-Fi
  • 100. Action ๏ Fate / Stay Night ๏ Samurai Champloo ๏ Claymore ๏ Gunslinger Girl
  • 101. Adventure ๏ Cowboy Bebop ๏ Black Lagoon ๏ Full Metal Panic ๏ Princess Mononoke ๏ Star Blazers
  • 102. Comedy ๏ Colorful ๏ FLCL ๏ Shin Chan ๏ Azumanga Daioh ๏ Excel Saga
  • 103. Children’s ๏ My Neighbor Totoro ๏ Kiki’s Delivery Service ๏ Spirited Away ๏ Card Captor Sakura
  • 104. Crime ๏ Noir ๏ Perfect Blue ๏ Ghost in the Shell ๏ Patlabor
  • 105. Drama ๏ Grave of the Fireflies ๏ The Place Promised in our Early Days ๏ Emma ๏ Millennium Actress
  • 106. Horror ๏ Blood: The Last Vampire ๏ When They Cry ๏ Paranoia Agent ๏ Tokko
  • 107. Mystery ๏ Madlax ๏ .Hack // Sign ๏ RahXephon ๏ Hell Girl
  • 108. Sci-Fi ๏ Akira ๏ Appleseed ๏ Evangelion ๏ Fafner ๏ Voices of a Distant Star
  • 109. Sport ๏ Eyeshield 21 ๏ Prince of Tennis ๏ Wild Striker
  • 110. War ๏ Zipang ๏ Full Metal Panic ๏ Gasaraki
  • 111. Western ๏ Angel Gunfighter ๏ Burst Angel ๏ Gun Blaze West ๏ Trigun
  • 112. Yes, and even Porn (or “Hentai”)
  • 113. Go Enjoy it
  • 114. Joe Hildebrand 5 mins on random slides from someone else,
  • 115. Humans and Robots
  • 116. This is Gene Simmons
  • 117. Taj Moore Social Network Analysis for Dummies
  • 118. Peggy Dyer Update on the One Million Faced Project
  • 119. Inspiring change through community, conversation, and photography
  • 120. Feb 26, 2009 “I’ve seen a million faces, and I’ve rocked them all.” Bon Jovi
  • 121. Aaron DeLay Jesus Freaking In A Social World
  • 122. Jesus Freaking in a Social World The impending death of The Church
  • 123. What is Jesus? Who are we talking about?
  • 124. What is a Social World? A community drawn together by various online/offline technology
  • 125. The Church Before •Look like •Acts like •Feels like
  • 126. Source http://www.kinnon.tv/2006/12/marketing_the_c_3.html
  • 127. Source http://www.kinnon.tv/2006/12/marketing_the_c_3.html
  • 128. Source http://www.kinnon.tv/2006/12/marketing_the_c_3.html
  • 129. The Church Today •Acts like •Looks like
  • 130. The Tomorrow Church •Looks like •Acts like •Feels like
  • 131. The Missing What is happening to the church
  • 132. The Reality The Church will be left behind and the world will move
  • 133. Is it Worth the Risk? •Dangers
  • 134. Is it Worth the Risk? •Pitfalls
  • 135. Is it Worth the Risk? •Point of no return
  • 136. Risk is James T. Kirk: They used to say that our if Man was meant to fly, he'd have wings. But he did fly. He discovered Business he had to.
  • 137. Risk is James T. Kirk: Risk... Risk is our our business. That's what this starship Business is all about. That's why we're aboard her.
  • 138. The Great Commission "All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. 19Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in[a] the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, 20and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age."
  • 139. The Future Where are we going
  • 140. Closing
  • 141. Aaron DeLay aarondelay.com @aarondelay on twitter theaarondelay@gmail.com Presentation not the opinion of any church I have or am attending at this time.
  • 142. Luke Tilsley How to pick up dudes: Tips from a totally hetero man
  • 143. How to pick up dudes: Tips from a totally hetero man Luke Tilsley @LukeTilsley luke.tilsley@gmail.com
  • 144. Heterosexual Homosexual Male Female
  • 145. Volunteer
  • 146. Excuses
  • 147. Excuses sweaty, “feel” fat, no makeup, bad breath, don't like clothes
  • 148. Creepy guys Flickr - by ashbloem
  • 149. Backup plan Flickr - by French Family
  • 150. Eye Contact Flickr - by L.Coabb3
  • 151. Pickup Lines ?
  • 152. Words, Tone, Body Language
  • 153. Flickr - by ananyah.COM Hi, Hey, Hello Flickr - by Sara!
  • 154. It's time for our brave volunteer to say hello.
  • 155. (this is when everyone else replies with hello)‫‏‬
  • 156. Bonus points “fix-it or open ended question”
  • 157. Easy as 1 , 2, 3
  • 158. If this is a good crowd... The secret to picking up dudes
  • 159. Luke Tilsley @LukeTilsley luke.tilsley@gmail.com
  • 160. Scott Reynen Zombie Attack Best Practices
  • 161. Zombie Attack Best Practices
  • 162. About Zombies
  • 163. About Zombies
  • 164. Zombies in Denver ★ Saturday, October 24th, 2009 ★ EyeHeartBrains.com Zombies 2006 2007 2008 2009 0 125 250 375 500
  • 165. DO NOT: ignore
  • 166. DO NOT: negotiate
  • 167. DO NOT: make friends
  • 168. DO NOT: run
  • 169. DO NOT: hide
  • 170. DO NOT: dance
  • 171. DO NOT: hand combat
  • 172. DO: shoot
  • 173. DO NOT: nuke
  • 174. CITY DEFENSE: Pirates
  • 175. CITY DEFENSE: Ninjas
  • 176. CITY DEFENSE: Robots
  • 177. ROBOTS: Dangerous?
  • 178. ROBOTS: Expensive?
  • 179. RobotDefenseLeague.org
  • 180. Summary ★ October 24th : Zombies ★ EyeHeartBrains.com ★ October 24th : Robots ★ RobotDefenseLeague.org ★ October 24th : Awesome
  • 181. Let’s Give Some Siht Away ๏ Glue T-Shirts (http://getglue.com) ๏ Chadwick Goodies ๏ Art prints from Jared