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Who’s @jwilker ๏ 360|Conferences, Corp (CO Startup) - InsideMobile July - InsideRIA August - 360|iDev September - 360|MAX October - RIAdventure360 December ๏ Blogger - johnwilker.com - 360Whisperings.com - OurStartupStory.com ๏ Refresh Denver - July 15th (Right where you’re sitting)

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Other Awesome Events ๏ Ignite Fort Collins - August 27, 2009 ๏ Pucha Kucha - July 21, 2009 ๏ Refresh Denver - July 15, 2009

Tonights Line Up Round ONE 1. Things you don't know about me. 2. Hash House Harriers 3. Chaos Theory: the clockwork universe is broken! 4. Five Minutes of Positive Encouragement 5. Anime is NOT Cartoon Porn! Intermission: The Compilers! Round TWO 1. 5 mins on random slides from someone else, 2. Social Network Analysis for Dummies 3. Update on one Million Faced Project 4. Jesus Freaking In A Social World 5. How to pick up dudes: Tips from a totally hetero man 6. Zombie Attack Best Practices RAFFLE

Let’s Get This Party Started!

Tom Van Ness Things You Don’t Know About Me

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S I can throw a softball over nine school busses. TUDKAM.COM

My ex-wife came back to me when

My wife asked me to sweep the kitchen. You've never seen so many family members and children on their backs.

I surprised my cat and he left a little spot of pee on the couch.

My buddy ordered a Cosmo at the bar. He should have ordered a double

There's a damn good reason I've never seen a shark up close, and it's my skull ring they're afraid of.

When I was a kid, my dream house had a lemonade drinking fountain and a speedboat dock.

One time for my birthday my dad gave me his old weightlifting gloves.

If I'm at a buffet and there's a prime rib station at the end then too bad for everyone else cause I'm gonna eat all the prime rib because I love prime rib so much.

I taught a coyote, named Rustler, to ride a bike, then put a flower basket on the front of his bike, he was so pissed.

Whenever I make girls cry I tell them to put those tears in the jar by the door and they look and there's an empty jar by the door. That usually calms them down.

I have a trained cat that goes for the eyes when I say the code word, and the code word is “come in."

Sometimes the fire department lets me bring extra Band-Aids to accident scenes in my van.

My #1 psych- out before duels is to eat a wrench sandwich in front of my opponent.

If it's time to work out and I'm not by a gym I just try to push big trees over, until I got kicked out of the forest for basically ruining it.

I can do a handstand under water for a while.

My Grandpa doesn’t mind if I karate kick in his back yard.

My prom date wouldn’t kiss me on the first date, so I stopped breathing for 22 seconds and roundhouse kicked a bird bath.

If I’m late to something it’s probably because I am off naming my punches.

Wild mustangs like it when I run with them in the mountains. TUDKAM.COM

Jesse Wilkins Hash House Harriers

Hashers, Meet the Hashers: A Drinking Club with a Running Problem Jesse “Le Skin Flute” Wilkins Denver HHH July 8, 2009

The origins of Hashing

The Original HHH Charter ๏ The philosophy of the original Hash House Harriers from the 1938 charter: - To promote physical fitness among our members - To get rid of weekend hangovers - To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer - To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel

Hashing Today ๏ More than 1,500 kennels on all 7 continents ๏ Estimates of harriers range from 200,000 -1 million+ world-wide ๏ 10 semi-regular hashes in CO

Mismanagement

Special Events ๏ 14th Colorado Invihashional, Woodland Park, CO ๏ Interamericas Hash 2009, Winter Park ๏ World Interhash 2010, Kuching, Borneo

Special Events

On-before and equipment

The chalk talk

Hares out!

On-on

Special marks

Shiggy

The beer check

On-in

The circle

Down-downs

In Conclusion… ๏ A demonstration down-down! ๏ To the tune of the “Flintstones” theme

Here’s to me… ๏ Hashers, meet the Hashers, ๏ They’re the biggest drunks in history ๏ From the town of Denver ๏ They’re the leaders in debauchery ๏ Half-minds, trailing shiggy through the years ๏ Watch them as they down a lot of beers ๏ Down down, down down down down, etc.

Visit the Colorado Receding Hareline: http://www.harrier.net/hareline Next Hash event: Denver Full Moon Hash on Thursday, July 9! On On!

Phil Earnhardt Chaos Theory: the clockwork universe is broken!

Dr. StrangeAttractor Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace the Chaos @floatingbones

Sir Isaac Newton 1643-1727 @floatingbones

@floatingbones

The Three Body Problem NASA @floatingbones

“Simpliﬁed” Three Body Problem NASA @floatingbones

Chaotic Movement Wikimol @floatingbones

Chaos Anxiety: “Deterministic with predictability limits” @floatingbones

Edward Lorenz 1917 - 2008 MIT @floatingbones

The Butterﬂy Effect Kieran Connellan NASA @floatingbones

Prerequisite for chaos: Nonlinearity @floatingbones

Forces are nonlinear Dr. Steven Levin @floatingbones

Loosely Coupled Structure Tom Flemons @floatingbones

Smooshability Dr. Steven Levin @floatingbones

@floatingbones

Sprinting to the Moon NASA @floatingbones

Surﬁng to the Moon NASA @floatingbones

“The Zone” Wikimol @floatingbones

Balance with reduced tension FITTER1.COM @floatingbones

How low can you go? @floatingbones

Homework: Stop worrying; embrace the chaos. It’s part of the design. I’m non-Newtonian. What about you? Slide Notes: FloatingBones.com/chaos.pdf @floatingbones

Tim Davids Five Minutes of Positive Encouragement

FIVE MINUTES OF POSITIVE ENCOURAGEMENT by tim (@2509) and jess (@mardigrasinco)

NEGATIVITY SUCKS ๏ The economy is bad.

NEGATIVITY SUCKS ๏ The economy is bad. ๏ People are total a-holes

NEGATIVITY SUCKS ๏ The economy is bad. ๏ People are total a-holes ๏ It won’t stop fucking raining.

NEGATIVITY SUCKS ๏ The economy is bad. ๏ People are total a-holes ๏ It won’t stop fucking raining. ๏ we are here to help!  lol

fucking tiger!1!1!1!!

fuck yeah! by tim (@2509) and jess (@mardigrasinco) 2509online.com

John R. Bryan Anime is NOT Cartoon Porn!

Anime Genres It’s not just porn.

What is anime? ๏ just a graphical style ๏ from wikipedia: “Anime refers to the animation style originated in Japan. It is characterized by distinctive characters and backgrounds (hand-drawn or computer- generated) that visually set it apart from other forms of animation.... ” ๏ from Japan Times “Literally meaning "whimsical pictures," the much-used but little understood term is usually used in reference to Japanese comics characterized by a set of stylistic conventions that evolved in the postwar period. These include exaggerated physical features such as large eyes, big hair and elongated limbs; right-to-left panel sequencing; and dramatically shaped speech bubbles, speed lines and onomatopoeic, exclamatory typography ”

A Comparison Anime / Manga Traditional

What is anime NOT? ๏ Only for children ๏ Saturday Morning Cartoons ๏ Disney flicks

Some Genres ๏ Action ๏ Sport ๏ Adult ๏ War ๏ Adventure ๏ Western ๏ Comedy Some ๏ Children's Examples ... ๏ Crime ๏ Drama ๏ Horror ๏ Mystery ๏ Sci-Fi

Action ๏ Fate / Stay Night ๏ Samurai Champloo ๏ Claymore ๏ Gunslinger Girl

Adventure ๏ Cowboy Bebop ๏ Black Lagoon ๏ Full Metal Panic ๏ Princess Mononoke ๏ Star Blazers

Comedy ๏ Colorful ๏ FLCL ๏ Shin Chan ๏ Azumanga Daioh ๏ Excel Saga

Children’s ๏ My Neighbor Totoro ๏ Kiki’s Delivery Service ๏ Spirited Away ๏ Card Captor Sakura

Crime ๏ Noir ๏ Perfect Blue ๏ Ghost in the Shell ๏ Patlabor

Drama ๏ Grave of the Fireflies ๏ The Place Promised in our Early Days ๏ Emma ๏ Millennium Actress

Horror ๏ Blood: The Last Vampire ๏ When They Cry ๏ Paranoia Agent ๏ Tokko

Mystery ๏ Madlax ๏ .Hack // Sign ๏ RahXephon ๏ Hell Girl

Sci-Fi ๏ Akira ๏ Appleseed ๏ Evangelion ๏ Fafner ๏ Voices of a Distant Star

Sport ๏ Eyeshield 21 ๏ Prince of Tennis ๏ Wild Striker

War ๏ Zipang ๏ Full Metal Panic ๏ Gasaraki

Western ๏ Angel Gunfighter ๏ Burst Angel ๏ Gun Blaze West ๏ Trigun

Yes, and even Porn (or “Hentai”)

Go Enjoy it

Joe Hildebrand 5 mins on random slides from someone else,

Humans and Robots

This is Gene Simmons

Taj Moore Social Network Analysis for Dummies

Peggy Dyer Update on the One Million Faced Project

Inspiring change through community, conversation, and photography

Feb 26, 2009 “I’ve seen a million faces, and I’ve rocked them all.” Bon Jovi

Aaron DeLay Jesus Freaking In A Social World

Jesus Freaking in a Social World The impending death of The Church

What is Jesus? Who are we talking about?

What is a Social World? A community drawn together by various online/offline technology

The Church Before •Look like •Acts like •Feels like

Source http://www.kinnon.tv/2006/12/marketing_the_c_3.html

The Church Today •Acts like •Looks like

The Tomorrow Church •Looks like •Acts like •Feels like

The Missing What is happening to the church

The Reality The Church will be left behind and the world will move

Is it Worth the Risk? •Dangers

Is it Worth the Risk? •Pitfalls

Is it Worth the Risk? •Point of no return

Risk is James T. Kirk: They used to say that our if Man was meant to fly, he'd have wings. But he did fly. He discovered Business he had to.

Risk is James T. Kirk: Risk... Risk is our our business. That's what this starship Business is all about. That's why we're aboard her.

The Great Commission "All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. 19Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in[a] the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, 20and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age."

The Future Where are we going

Closing

Aaron DeLay aarondelay.com @aarondelay on twitter theaarondelay@gmail.com Presentation not the opinion of any church I have or am attending at this time.

Luke Tilsley How to pick up dudes: Tips from a totally hetero man

How to pick up dudes: Tips from a totally hetero man Luke Tilsley @LukeTilsley luke.tilsley@gmail.com

Heterosexual Homosexual Male Female

Volunteer

Excuses

Excuses sweaty, “feel” fat, no makeup, bad breath, don't like clothes

Creepy guys Flickr - by ashbloem

Backup plan Flickr - by French Family

Eye Contact Flickr - by L.Coabb3

Pickup Lines ?

Words, Tone, Body Language

Flickr - by ananyah.COM Hi, Hey, Hello Flickr - by Sara!

It's time for our brave volunteer to say hello.

(this is when everyone else replies with hello)‫‏‬

Bonus points “fix-it or open ended question”

Easy as 1 , 2, 3

If this is a good crowd... The secret to picking up dudes

Luke Tilsley @LukeTilsley luke.tilsley@gmail.com

Scott Reynen Zombie Attack Best Practices

Zombie Attack Best Practices

About Zombies

Zombies in Denver ★ Saturday, October 24th, 2009 ★ EyeHeartBrains.com Zombies 2006 2007 2008 2009 0 125 250 375 500

DO NOT: ignore

DO NOT: negotiate

DO NOT: make friends

DO NOT: run

DO NOT: hide

DO NOT: dance

DO NOT: hand combat

DO: shoot

DO NOT: nuke

CITY DEFENSE: Pirates

CITY DEFENSE: Ninjas

CITY DEFENSE: Robots

ROBOTS: Dangerous?

ROBOTS: Expensive?

RobotDefenseLeague.org

Summary ★ October 24th : Zombies ★ EyeHeartBrains.com ★ October 24th : Robots ★ RobotDefenseLeague.org ★ October 24th : Awesome

Let’s Give Some Siht Away ๏ Glue T-Shirts (http://getglue.com) ๏ Chadwick Goodies ๏ Art prints from Jared

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