2. Who’s @jwilker
๏ 360|Conferences, Corp (CO Startup)
- InsideMobile July
- InsideRIA August
- 360|iDev September
- 360|MAX October
- RIAdventure360 December
๏ Blogger
- johnwilker.com
- 360Whisperings.com
- OurStartupStory.com
๏ Refresh Denver
- July 15th (Right where you’re sitting)
3. Props to our Supporters
Casselman’s
ChannelSnap TV
4. Other Awesome Events
๏ Ignite Fort Collins - August 27, 2009
๏ Pucha Kucha - July 21, 2009
๏ Refresh Denver - July 15, 2009
5. Tonights Line Up
Round ONE
1. Things you don't know about me.
2. Hash House Harriers
3. Chaos Theory: the clockwork universe is broken!
4. Five Minutes of Positive Encouragement
5. Anime is NOT Cartoon Porn!
Intermission: The Compilers!
Round TWO
1. 5 mins on random slides from someone else,
2. Social Network Analysis for Dummies
3. Update on one Million Faced Project
4. Jesus Freaking In A Social World
5. How to pick up dudes: Tips from a totally hetero man
6. Zombie Attack Best Practices
RAFFLE
13. My wife asked me to sweep the
kitchen. You've never seen so
many family members and
children on their backs.
14.
15. I surprised my cat and he left a
little spot of pee on the couch.
16.
17. My buddy ordered a Cosmo at the bar.
He should have ordered a double
18. There's a damn good reason I've
never seen a shark up close, and
it's my skull ring they're afraid of.
19. There's a damn good reason I've
never seen a shark up close, and
it's my skull ring they're afraid of.
20.
21. When I was a kid, my dream
house had a lemonade drinking
fountain and a speedboat dock.
22. One time for my birthday my
dad gave me his old
weightlifting gloves.
23. One time for my birthday my
dad gave me his old
weightlifting gloves.
24. If I'm at a buffet and there's a prime rib station
at the end then too bad for everyone else
cause I'm gonna eat all the prime rib because
I love prime rib so much.
25. If I'm at a buffet and there's a prime rib station
at the end then too bad for everyone else
cause I'm gonna eat all the prime rib because
I love prime rib so much.
26. I taught a coyote, named Rustler, to ride
a bike, then put a flower basket on the
front of his bike, he was so pissed.
27. I taught a coyote, named Rustler, to ride
a bike, then put a flower basket on the
front of his bike, he was so pissed.
28. Whenever I make girls cry I tell them to put
those tears in the jar by the door and they look
and there's an empty jar by the door.
That usually calms them down.
29. Whenever I make girls cry I tell them to put
those tears in the jar by the door and they look
and there's an empty jar by the door.
That usually calms them down.
30. I have a trained cat that goes for
the eyes when I say the code word,
and the code word is “come in."
31. I have a trained cat that goes for
the eyes when I say the code word,
and the code word is “come in."
32. Sometimes the fire department
lets me bring extra Band-Aids
to accident scenes in my van.
33. Sometimes the fire department
lets me bring extra Band-Aids
to accident scenes in my van.
34. My #1 psych-
out before
duels is to eat
a wrench
sandwich in
front of my
opponent.
35. My #1 psych-
out before
duels is to eat
a wrench
sandwich in
front of my
opponent.
36. If it's time to work out and I'm not by
a gym I just try to push big trees
over, until I got kicked out of the
forest for basically ruining it.
37. If it's time to work out and I'm not by
a gym I just try to push big trees
over, until I got kicked out of the
forest for basically ruining it.
51. The Original HHH Charter
๏ The philosophy of the original
Hash House Harriers from the
1938 charter:
- To promote physical fitness
among our members
- To get rid of weekend hangovers
- To acquire a good thirst and to
satisfy it in beer
- To persuade the older members
that they are not as old as they
feel
52. Hashing Today
๏ More than 1,500 kennels on all 7
continents
๏ Estimates of harriers range from 200,000
-1 million+ world-wide
๏ 10 semi-regular hashes in CO
66. In Conclusion…
๏ A demonstration down-down!
๏ To the tune of the “Flintstones” theme
67. Here’s to me…
๏ Hashers, meet the Hashers,
๏ They’re the biggest drunks in history
๏ From the town of Denver
๏ They’re the leaders in debauchery
๏ Half-minds, trailing shiggy through the years
๏ Watch them as they down a lot of beers
๏ Down down, down down down down, etc.
68. Visit the Colorado Receding Hareline:
http://www.harrier.net/hareline
Next Hash event: Denver Full Moon
Hash on Thursday, July 9!
On On!
69. Phil Earnhardt
Chaos Theory:
the clockwork universe is broken!
89. Homework:
Stop worrying; embrace the chaos.
It’s part of the design.
I’m non-Newtonian.
What about you?
Slide Notes: FloatingBones.com/chaos.pdf
@floatingbones
114. What is anime?
๏ just a graphical style
๏ from wikipedia:
“Anime refers to the animation style originated in
Japan. It is characterized by distinctive characters
and backgrounds (hand-drawn or computer-
generated) that visually set it apart from other forms
of animation.... ”
๏ from Japan Times
“Literally meaning "whimsical pictures," the much-used but
little understood term is usually used in reference to Japanese
comics characterized by a set of stylistic conventions that
evolved in the postwar period. These include exaggerated
physical features such as large eyes, big hair and elongated
limbs; right-to-left panel sequencing; and dramatically shaped
speech bubbles, speed lines and onomatopoeic, exclamatory
typography
”
219. Risk is James T. Kirk: They used to say that
our if Man was meant to fly, he'd have
wings. But he did fly. He discovered
Business he had to.
220. Risk is
James T. Kirk: Risk... Risk is our
our business. That's what this starship
Business is all about. That's why we're
aboard her.
221. The Great
Commission
"All authority in heaven and
on earth has been given to
me. 19Therefore go and
make disciples of all
nations, baptizing them in[a]
the name of the Father and
of the Son and of the Holy
Spirit, 20and teaching them
to obey everything I have
commanded you. And
surely I am with you
always, to the very end of
the age."
