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Ignite Denver 4 Master Deck

  1. 1. Welcome!
  2. 2. Who’s @jwilker ๏ 360|Conferences, Corp (CO Startup) - InsideMobile July - InsideRIA August - 360|iDev September - 360|MAX October - RIAdventure360 December ๏ Blogger - johnwilker.com - 360Whisperings.com - OurStartupStory.com ๏ Refresh Denver - July 15th (Right where you’re sitting)
  3. 3. Props to our Supporters Casselman’s ChannelSnap TV
  4. 4. Other Awesome Events ๏ Ignite Fort Collins - August 27, 2009 ๏ Pucha Kucha - July 21, 2009 ๏ Refresh Denver - July 15, 2009
  5. 5. Tonights Line Up Round ONE 1. Things you don't know about me. 2. Hash House Harriers 3. Chaos Theory: the clockwork universe is broken! 4. Five Minutes of Positive Encouragement 5. Anime is NOT Cartoon Porn! Intermission: The Compilers! Round TWO 1. 5 mins on random slides from someone else, 2. Social Network Analysis for Dummies 3. Update on one Million Faced Project 4. Jesus Freaking In A Social World 5. How to pick up dudes: Tips from a totally hetero man 6. Zombie Attack Best Practices RAFFLE
  6. 6. Let’s Get This Party Started!
  7. 7. Tom Van Ness Things You Don’t Know About Me
  8. 8. S TUDKAM.COM
  9. 9. S I can throw a softball over nine school busses. TUDKAM.COM
  10. 10. My ex-wife came back to me when
  11. 11. My ex-wife came back to me when
  12. 12. My wife asked me to sweep the kitchen. You've never seen so many family members and children on their backs.
  13. 13. I surprised my cat and he left a little spot of pee on the couch.
  14. 14. My buddy ordered a Cosmo at the bar. He should have ordered a double
  15. 15. There's a damn good reason I've never seen a shark up close, and it's my skull ring they're afraid of.
  16. 16. There's a damn good reason I've never seen a shark up close, and it's my skull ring they're afraid of.
  17. 17. When I was a kid, my dream house had a lemonade drinking fountain and a speedboat dock.
  18. 18. One time for my birthday my dad gave me his old weightlifting gloves.
  19. 19. One time for my birthday my dad gave me his old weightlifting gloves.
  20. 20. If I'm at a buffet and there's a prime rib station at the end then too bad for everyone else cause I'm gonna eat all the prime rib because I love prime rib so much.
  21. 21. If I'm at a buffet and there's a prime rib station at the end then too bad for everyone else cause I'm gonna eat all the prime rib because I love prime rib so much.
  22. 22. I taught a coyote, named Rustler, to ride a bike, then put a flower basket on the front of his bike, he was so pissed.
  23. 23. I taught a coyote, named Rustler, to ride a bike, then put a flower basket on the front of his bike, he was so pissed.
  24. 24. Whenever I make girls cry I tell them to put those tears in the jar by the door and they look and there's an empty jar by the door. That usually calms them down.
  25. 25. Whenever I make girls cry I tell them to put those tears in the jar by the door and they look and there's an empty jar by the door. That usually calms them down.
  26. 26. I have a trained cat that goes for the eyes when I say the code word, and the code word is “come in."
  27. 27. I have a trained cat that goes for the eyes when I say the code word, and the code word is “come in."
  28. 28. Sometimes the fire department lets me bring extra Band-Aids to accident scenes in my van.
  29. 29. Sometimes the fire department lets me bring extra Band-Aids to accident scenes in my van.
  30. 30. My #1 psych- out before duels is to eat a wrench sandwich in front of my opponent.
  31. 31. My #1 psych- out before duels is to eat a wrench sandwich in front of my opponent.
  32. 32. If it's time to work out and I'm not by a gym I just try to push big trees over, until I got kicked out of the forest for basically ruining it.
  33. 33. If it's time to work out and I'm not by a gym I just try to push big trees over, until I got kicked out of the forest for basically ruining it.
  34. 34. I can do a handstand under water for a while.
  35. 35. I can do a handstand under water for a while.
  36. 36. My Grandpa doesn’t mind if I karate kick in his back yard.
  37. 37. My Grandpa doesn’t mind if I karate kick in his back yard.
  38. 38. My prom date wouldn’t kiss me on the first date, so I stopped breathing for 22 seconds and roundhouse kicked a bird bath.
  39. 39. My prom date wouldn’t kiss me on the first date, so I stopped breathing for 22 seconds and roundhouse kicked a bird bath.
  40. 40. If I’m late to something it’s probably because I am off naming my punches.
  41. 41. If I’m late to something it’s probably because I am off naming my punches.
  42. 42. Wild mustangs like it when I run with them in the mountains. TUDKAM.COM
  43. 43. Wild mustangs like it when I run with them in the mountains. TUDKAM.COM
  44. 44. Jesse Wilkins Hash House Harriers
  45. 45. Hashers, Meet the Hashers: A Drinking Club with a Running Problem Jesse “Le Skin Flute” Wilkins Denver HHH July 8, 2009
  46. 46. The origins of Hashing
  47. 47. The Original HHH Charter ๏ The philosophy of the original Hash House Harriers from the 1938 charter: - To promote physical fitness among our members - To get rid of weekend hangovers - To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer - To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel
  48. 48. Hashing Today ๏ More than 1,500 kennels on all 7 continents ๏ Estimates of harriers range from 200,000 -1 million+ world-wide ๏ 10 semi-regular hashes in CO
  49. 49. Mismanagement
  50. 50. Special Events ๏ 14th Colorado Invihashional, Woodland Park, CO ๏ Interamericas Hash 2009, Winter Park ๏ World Interhash 2010, Kuching, Borneo
  51. 51. Special Events
  52. 52. On-before and equipment
  53. 53. The chalk talk
  54. 54. Hares out!
  55. 55. On-on
  56. 56. Special marks
  57. 57. Shiggy
  58. 58. The beer check
  59. 59. On-in
  60. 60. The circle
  61. 61. Down-downs
  62. 62. In Conclusion… ๏ A demonstration down-down! ๏ To the tune of the “Flintstones” theme
  63. 63. Here’s to me… ๏ Hashers, meet the Hashers, ๏ They’re the biggest drunks in history ๏ From the town of Denver ๏ They’re the leaders in debauchery ๏ Half-minds, trailing shiggy through the years ๏ Watch them as they down a lot of beers ๏ Down down, down down down down, etc.
  64. 64. Visit the Colorado Receding Hareline: http://www.harrier.net/hareline Next Hash event: Denver Full Moon Hash on Thursday, July 9! On On!
  65. 65. Phil Earnhardt Chaos Theory: the clockwork universe is broken!
  66. 66. Dr. StrangeAttractor Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace the Chaos @floatingbones
  67. 67. Sir Isaac Newton 1643-1727 @floatingbones
  68. 68. @floatingbones
  69. 69. The Three Body Problem NASA @floatingbones
  70. 70. “Simplified” Three Body Problem NASA @floatingbones
  71. 71. Chaotic Movement Wikimol @floatingbones
  72. 72. Chaos Anxiety: “Deterministic with predictability limits” @floatingbones
  73. 73. Edward Lorenz 1917 - 2008 MIT @floatingbones
  74. 74. The Butterfly Effect Kieran Connellan NASA @floatingbones
  75. 75. Prerequisite for chaos: Nonlinearity @floatingbones
  76. 76. Forces are nonlinear Dr. Steven Levin @floatingbones
  77. 77. Loosely Coupled Structure Tom Flemons @floatingbones
  78. 78. Smooshability Dr. Steven Levin @floatingbones
  79. 79. @floatingbones
  80. 80. Sprinting to the Moon NASA @floatingbones
  81. 81. Surfing to the Moon NASA @floatingbones
  82. 82. “The Zone” Wikimol @floatingbones
  83. 83. Balance with reduced tension FITTER1.COM @floatingbones
  84. 84. How low can you go? @floatingbones
  85. 85. Homework: Stop worrying; embrace the chaos. It’s part of the design. I’m non-Newtonian. What about you? Slide Notes: FloatingBones.com/chaos.pdf @floatingbones
  86. 86. Tim Davids Five Minutes of Positive Encouragement
  87. 87. FIVE MINUTES OF POSITIVE ENCOURAGEMENT by tim (@2509) and jess (@mardigrasinco)
  88. 88. NEGATIVITY SUCKS ๏ The economy is bad.
  89. 89. NEGATIVITY SUCKS ๏ The economy is bad. ๏ People are total a-holes
  90. 90. NEGATIVITY SUCKS ๏ The economy is bad. ๏ People are total a-holes ๏ It won’t stop fucking raining.
  91. 91. NEGATIVITY SUCKS ๏ The economy is bad. ๏ People are total a-holes ๏ It won’t stop fucking raining. ๏ we are here to help!  lol
  92. 92. fucking tiger!1!1!1!!
  93. 93. fuck yeah! by tim (@2509) and jess (@mardigrasinco) 2509online.com
  94. 94. John R. Bryan Anime is NOT Cartoon Porn!
  95. 95. Anime Genres It’s not just porn.
  96. 96. What is anime? ๏ just a graphical style ๏ from wikipedia: “Anime refers to the animation style originated in Japan. It is characterized by distinctive characters and backgrounds (hand-drawn or computer- generated) that visually set it apart from other forms of animation.... ” ๏ from Japan Times “Literally meaning "whimsical pictures," the much-used but little understood term is usually used in reference to Japanese comics characterized by a set of stylistic conventions that evolved in the postwar period. These include exaggerated physical features such as large eyes, big hair and elongated limbs; right-to-left panel sequencing; and dramatically shaped speech bubbles, speed lines and onomatopoeic, exclamatory typography ”
  97. 97. A Comparison Anime / Manga Traditional
  98. 98. What is anime NOT? ๏ Only for children ๏ Saturday Morning Cartoons ๏ Disney flicks
  99. 99. Some Genres ๏ Action ๏ Sport ๏ Adult ๏ War ๏ Adventure ๏ Western ๏ Comedy Some ๏ Children's Examples ... ๏ Crime ๏ Drama ๏ Horror ๏ Mystery ๏ Sci-Fi
  100. 100. Action ๏ Fate / Stay Night ๏ Samurai Champloo ๏ Claymore ๏ Gunslinger Girl
  101. 101. Adventure ๏ Cowboy Bebop ๏ Black Lagoon ๏ Full Metal Panic ๏ Princess Mononoke ๏ Star Blazers
  102. 102. Comedy ๏ Colorful ๏ FLCL ๏ Shin Chan ๏ Azumanga Daioh ๏ Excel Saga
  103. 103. Children’s ๏ My Neighbor Totoro ๏ Kiki’s Delivery Service ๏ Spirited Away ๏ Card Captor Sakura
  104. 104. Crime ๏ Noir ๏ Perfect Blue ๏ Ghost in the Shell ๏ Patlabor
  105. 105. Drama ๏ Grave of the Fireflies ๏ The Place Promised in our Early Days ๏ Emma ๏ Millennium Actress
  106. 106. Horror ๏ Blood: The Last Vampire ๏ When They Cry ๏ Paranoia Agent ๏ Tokko
  107. 107. Mystery ๏ Madlax ๏ .Hack // Sign ๏ RahXephon ๏ Hell Girl
  108. 108. Sci-Fi ๏ Akira ๏ Appleseed ๏ Evangelion ๏ Fafner ๏ Voices of a Distant Star
  109. 109. Sport ๏ Eyeshield 21 ๏ Prince of Tennis ๏ Wild Striker
  110. 110. War ๏ Zipang ๏ Full Metal Panic ๏ Gasaraki
  111. 111. Western ๏ Angel Gunfighter ๏ Burst Angel ๏ Gun Blaze West ๏ Trigun
  112. 112. Yes, and even Porn (or “Hentai”)
  113. 113. Go Enjoy it
  114. 114. Joe Hildebrand 5 mins on random slides from someone else,
  115. 115. Humans and Robots
  116. 116. This is Gene Simmons
  117. 117. Taj Moore Social Network Analysis for Dummies
  118. 118. Peggy Dyer Update on the One Million Faced Project
  119. 119. Inspiring change through community, conversation, and photography
  120. 120. Feb 26, 2009 “I’ve seen a million faces, and I’ve rocked them all.” Bon Jovi
  121. 121. Aaron DeLay Jesus Freaking In A Social World
  122. 122. Jesus Freaking in a Social World The impending death of The Church
  123. 123. What is Jesus? Who are we talking about?
  124. 124. What is a Social World? A community drawn together by various online/offline technology
  125. 125. The Church Before •Look like •Acts like •Feels like
  126. 126. Source http://www.kinnon.tv/2006/12/marketing_the_c_3.html
  127. 127. Source http://www.kinnon.tv/2006/12/marketing_the_c_3.html
  128. 128. Source http://www.kinnon.tv/2006/12/marketing_the_c_3.html
  129. 129. The Church Today •Acts like •Looks like
  130. 130. The Tomorrow Church •Looks like •Acts like •Feels like
  131. 131. The Missing What is happening to the church
  132. 132. The Reality The Church will be left behind and the world will move
  133. 133. Is it Worth the Risk? •Dangers
  134. 134. Is it Worth the Risk? •Pitfalls
  135. 135. Is it Worth the Risk? •Point of no return
  136. 136. Risk is James T. Kirk: They used to say that our if Man was meant to fly, he'd have wings. But he did fly. He discovered Business he had to.
  137. 137. Risk is James T. Kirk: Risk... Risk is our our business. That's what this starship Business is all about. That's why we're aboard her.
  138. 138. The Great Commission "All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. 19Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in[a] the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, 20and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age."
  139. 139. The Future Where are we going
  140. 140. Closing
  141. 141. Aaron DeLay aarondelay.com @aarondelay on twitter theaarondelay@gmail.com Presentation not the opinion of any church I have or am attending at this time.
  142. 142. Luke Tilsley How to pick up dudes: Tips from a totally hetero man
  143. 143. How to pick up dudes: Tips from a totally hetero man Luke Tilsley @LukeTilsley luke.tilsley@gmail.com
  144. 144. Heterosexual Homosexual Male Female
  145. 145. Volunteer
  146. 146. Excuses
  147. 147. Excuses sweaty, “feel” fat, no makeup, bad breath, don't like clothes
  148. 148. Creepy guys Flickr - by ashbloem
  149. 149. Backup plan Flickr - by French Family
  150. 150. Eye Contact Flickr - by L.Coabb3
  151. 151. Pickup Lines ?
  152. 152. Words, Tone, Body Language
  153. 153. Flickr - by ananyah.COM Hi, Hey, Hello Flickr - by Sara!
  154. 154. It's time for our brave volunteer to say hello.
  155. 155. (this is when everyone else replies with hello)‫‏‬
  156. 156. Bonus points “fix-it or open ended question”
  157. 157. Easy as 1 , 2, 3
  158. 158. If this is a good crowd... The secret to picking up dudes
  159. 159. Luke Tilsley @LukeTilsley luke.tilsley@gmail.com
  160. 160. Scott Reynen Zombie Attack Best Practices
  161. 161. Zombie Attack Best Practices
  162. 162. About Zombies
  163. 163. About Zombies
  164. 164. Zombies in Denver ★ Saturday, October 24th, 2009 ★ EyeHeartBrains.com Zombies 2006 2007 2008 2009 0 125 250 375 500
  165. 165. DO NOT: ignore
  166. 166. DO NOT: negotiate
  167. 167. DO NOT: make friends
  168. 168. DO NOT: run
  169. 169. DO NOT: hide
  170. 170. DO NOT: dance
  171. 171. DO NOT: hand combat
  172. 172. DO: shoot
  173. 173. DO NOT: nuke
  174. 174. CITY DEFENSE: Pirates
  175. 175. CITY DEFENSE: Ninjas
  176. 176. CITY DEFENSE: Robots
  177. 177. ROBOTS: Dangerous?
  178. 178. ROBOTS: Expensive?
  179. 179. RobotDefenseLeague.org
  180. 180. Summary ★ October 24th : Zombies ★ EyeHeartBrains.com ★ October 24th : Robots ★ RobotDefenseLeague.org ★ October 24th : Awesome
  181. 181. Let’s Give Some Siht Away ๏ Glue T-Shirts (http://getglue.com) ๏ Chadwick Goodies ๏ Art prints from Jared

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