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Certified Stupidity
Is the technical certification game finally
changing?
Jason
McCay
CommonThread
Format
Basic Belief
Individual certifications are too easy to game and
therefore questionable in their value.
February 12, 2009 10:45 PM
Obie Fernandez
HashRocket
RMM
(Rails Maturity Model)
Discipline
      vs.
Unwashed Masses
    (they’re stinky)
Rewind to 1989
PMM
(Process Maturity Model)
Watts
Humphrey
Carnegie-Mellon
Fast-Forward to 1994
CMM
(Capability Maturity Model)
Five Main Levels

 Initial (Chaotic or Ad-Hoc)
 Repeatable
 Defined
 Managed / Quantified
 Optimized
Present Day
Back safe and sound in good old 2009
($1.00 to Marty McFly)
Obie Fernandez
HashRocket
Levels of RMM

RMM 0 (“Cowboy” Level)
RMM 1 (“Negative” Level)
RMM 2 (“Positive” Level)
RMM 3 (“Master” Level)
Where have all the cowboys
gone?

No formal development process
No test coverage
No standardized business practices
Static analysis failures
Master Jedi
Agile software development practices
100% test coverage
100% pair programming
Formal and standardized business practices
Successful deploys with considerable scaling demands
Institutionalized continuous learning
The Rails Community
We enjoy edginess.
We don’t like a corporate “feel”.
We especially don’t like “certifications”
The questions and
accusations came fast and
furious...
Who decides what is
appropriate?
Aren’t these just things you
like to do at HashRocket?
What metrics are you using
to gauge?
This method seems easy to
game!
Who in the world could audit
something like this?
Doesn’t this screw the
individual developer?
Isn’t this just a round-a-bout
certification process? We
don’t like those!
This will kill innovation.
In response...
RMM is born
RailsMaturityModel.com
Basic Principles
 A la carte approach to practices
 No attempts to set up a certification
 No attempts to define one model “to rule them all”
 Auditing downplayed
 Focus on customer feedback
 Best practices to attain to.
Quick Examples
Distributed Version Control
Everyone Together
Pair Programming
UI Specialist Role
Pets Allowed in Office
On-Site Customer
Questions
Are certifications pointless or invaluable in your
organization?
Would this be a better approach for your team?
How would your team perceive being judged using
these metrics?
How do you think you would do?
Are you more Ad-Hoc than you are willing to admit?
Thanks!
http://www.railsmaturitymodel.com
http://blog.obiefernandez.com/content/
2009/02/rails-maturity-model.html
http://www.commonthread.com

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