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L’AVVENTURA DI  SUOR LOGICA SUOR MATEMATICA &
Suor Logica e Suor Matematica sono a passeggio nei boschi attorno al convento. E' tardi e comincia ad imbrunire...
Hai notato l’uomo che ci segue? Chissà cosa vuole... E’ logico…  ci vuole violentare!
Oh Dio, oh Dio… dalla distanza a cui si trova  ci raggiungerà in 5’ e 18”.  Che fare? L’unica cosa logica è accelerare il passo. Oh Dio, oh Dio… non funziona! Eh già! Logicamente ha accelerato anche lui.
Oh Dio, oh Dio! La distanza è diminuita! Ci raggiungerà in 1’ e 44”!!! L’unica soluzione logica  è dividerci, tu vai di là e io di qua. Logicamente non può seguire  tutt’e due!
L'uomo decide di seguire Suor Logica, così Suor Matematica raggiunge salva il convento, ma è molto preoccupata per l'altra... …  che peraltro arriva in convento poco dopo.
Suor Logica, grazie a Dio! Racconta, racconta! L’uomo non poteva che seguire solo una di noi, e logicamente ha scelto me! (un po’ irritata) sì, sì, lo so,  ma dopo?! Secondo i canoni della logica, io correvo sempre più forte e lo stesso faceva lui...
Sì, sì, ma poi?! Come è logico, mi raggiunse... Oh Dio! Oh Dio! E tu che facesti? L’unica cosa logicamente possibile: mi tirai su la veste...
Orrore! Orrore!!! E lui?! Logicamente, si tirò giù le brache... Gesù, Gesù!!! Che accadde allora?! Logico!
??????????? Una monaca con la veste su, corre molto più velocemente di un uomo con le brache giù…
E a quelli di voi che già si rallegravano al pensiero della porcata... VERGOGNA!!!! Nell’angolo, in ginocchio e dite quattro Pater, Ave e Gloria!

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  • 1. L’AVVENTURA DI SUOR LOGICA SUOR MATEMATICA &
  • 2. Suor Logica e Suor Matematica sono a passeggio nei boschi attorno al convento. E' tardi e comincia ad imbrunire...
  • 3. Hai notato l’uomo che ci segue? Chissà cosa vuole... E’ logico… ci vuole violentare!
  • 4. Oh Dio, oh Dio… dalla distanza a cui si trova ci raggiungerà in 5’ e 18”. Che fare? L’unica cosa logica è accelerare il passo. Oh Dio, oh Dio… non funziona! Eh già! Logicamente ha accelerato anche lui.
  • 5. Oh Dio, oh Dio! La distanza è diminuita! Ci raggiungerà in 1’ e 44”!!! L’unica soluzione logica è dividerci, tu vai di là e io di qua. Logicamente non può seguire tutt’e due!
  • 6. L'uomo decide di seguire Suor Logica, così Suor Matematica raggiunge salva il convento, ma è molto preoccupata per l'altra... … che peraltro arriva in convento poco dopo.
  • 7. Suor Logica, grazie a Dio! Racconta, racconta! L’uomo non poteva che seguire solo una di noi, e logicamente ha scelto me! (un po’ irritata) sì, sì, lo so, ma dopo?! Secondo i canoni della logica, io correvo sempre più forte e lo stesso faceva lui...
  • 8. Sì, sì, ma poi?! Come è logico, mi raggiunse... Oh Dio! Oh Dio! E tu che facesti? L’unica cosa logicamente possibile: mi tirai su la veste...
  • 9. Orrore! Orrore!!! E lui?! Logicamente, si tirò giù le brache... Gesù, Gesù!!! Che accadde allora?! Logico!
  • 10. ??????????? Una monaca con la veste su, corre molto più velocemente di un uomo con le brache giù…
  • 11. E a quelli di voi che già si rallegravano al pensiero della porcata... VERGOGNA!!!! Nell’angolo, in ginocchio e dite quattro Pater, Ave e Gloria!