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Sueldos Con cual de ellos te sientes identificado ???

Lo ves, lo agarras... y te pones a llorar. Sueldo Cebolla:

Sueldo Canalla: No te ayuda en nada, sólo te hace sufrir, pero no puedes vivir sin él.

Sueldo Dietético: Te hace comer cada vez menos.

Sueldo Mago: Haces un par de movimientos y... desaparece.

Sueldo Tormenta: No sabes cuando va a venir, ni cuanto va a durar.

Sueldo Humor Negro: Te ríes para no llorar.

Sueldo Preservativo: Te corta la inspiración y te quita las ganas.

Sueldo Impotente: Cuando más lo necesitas te abandona.

Sueldo Menstruación: Viene una vez al mes y dura 3 días.

Sueldo Walt Disney: Hace 30 años que está congelado.

Sueldo Eyaculación Precoz: Apenas ingresa... ya se acabó!!

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1. Sueldos Con cual de ellos te sientes identificado ???

2. Lo ves, lo agarras... y te pones a llorar. Sueldo Cebolla:

3. Sueldo Canalla: No te ayuda en nada, sólo te hace sufrir, pero no puedes vivir sin él.

4. Sueldo Dietético: Te hace comer cada vez menos.

5. Sueldo Ateo: Ya dudas de su existencia.

6. Sueldo Mago: Haces un par de movimientos y... desaparece.

7. Sueldo Tormenta: No sabes cuando va a venir, ni cuanto va a durar.

8. Sueldo Humor Negro: Te ríes para no llorar.

9. Sueldo Preservativo: Te corta la inspiración y te quita las ganas.

10. Sueldo Impotente: Cuando más lo necesitas te abandona.

11. Sueldo Menstruación: Viene una vez al mes y dura 3 días.

12. Sueldo Walt Disney: Hace 30 años que está congelado.

13. Sueldo Eyaculación Precoz: Apenas ingresa... ya se acabó!!

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