2. One of the reasons
that I am the most
awesome person ever
in the universe is that
I survived the wrath of
evil Harry Potter. and
bob the builder it was
a magical
journey, literality.
3. When I was five I was
walking down a dark alley
when harry potter walks
out of nowhere and he
hits me with a magical
spell sad killed me for 2
days but then he brought
me back to life just so he
could kill me again. And
then he brought me back
to life so his evil friend
bob the builder could take
all of my money.
4. Just then voldmort
breaks throw the window
and kills harry potter and
bob the builder and
when he was about to
kill me, then I took the
gun bob the builder just
happened to have and
shot voldmort 300 times
with one clip and he
died. And then the police
came in and yelled at
me for killing a
undercover cop.
5. And on my 7th
birthday I was flying
on the jet that I got at
my birthday party an I
was flying to JFK
airport. when our plain
got hijacked by Bruce
Willis and he had a
gun that happened to
never run out of
bullets he was yelling
some profanity.
6. And then he killed
some stewardess
because she could
not make him
some worm
chicken. ( I think
he did the Wright
thing she needs to
make worm food)
7. and he killed
both pilots.
Then he
went to
sleep.
8. sleep so I got up
and throw Bruce
Willis out the
window of the
airplane. I then
waddled to the
cockpit.
9. then I was
flying the
airplane all
by myself.
About an
hour later the
plain was on
E so I made
a crash
landing in a
middle of a
cow field and
killed a
10. I left the plain and
waddled about
200yards before there
was a big explosion
starting a big forest fire
and burns down half of
Pennsylvania but who
cares about them any
ways. So that is how I
survived Bruce Willis.
