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The Hobbit Is Coming, The Hobbit Is Coming! 
March 22nd, 2012 · Robert Scott Lawrence 
The long awaited prequel to The Lord 
of the Rings is about to appear at a 
luxury movie theater near you, where 
you can lounge on heated leather 
seats and eats tiny morsels of crab for 
second breakfast as long as you are 
careful not to spill any on your 
complimentary chinchilla wrap. The Hobbit, of course, is only a prequel in 
the loosest sense of the word, as it is really a stand-alone novel that Tolkien 
wrote as a bedtime serial for his children. Although it pre-dates (in Middle 
Earth time) LOTR by some eighty years and is essential reading if you want 
a full understanding of what is happening in LOTR – and yes, you have to 
read the books to understand the movies – the real prequel qua prequel 
is The Silmarillion, which we must assume will be the next iconic work that 
finds its way onto the silver screen. 
This assumes, of course, that The Hobbit is going to be a blockbuster 
success much like LOTR, which – although there is no such thing as a sure 
thing – is as close to a sure thing as anything is likely to get. If I had my 
druthers, I’d sell all my Apple stock and politely ask to help fund the 
production costs of The Hobbit in exchange for the merest sliver of the 
profits. Not the gross profits, of course, as I am intimately familiar with 
Hollywood accounting (though not as familiar as Peter Jackson), but the 
good old fashioned “net profits” that we common citizens of the free world 
generally understand as “what’s left over after we pay all the costs.” 
Among other indicia that Hollywood and all those associated with The 
Hobbit think the film is going to be the next coming of the Titanic – only 
more titanic – are the spate of lawsuits being brought by the hallowed-but-
more-recently-vilified producer Saul Zaentz (the brains behind One Flew 
Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Amadeus, and The English Patient), who cannily 
bought the rights to The Hobbit long ago and funded the memorable 
animated version of LOTR by Ralph Bakshi back in the days of yore. 
Recently, Zaentz and his team of lawyers have been firing off cease-and-desist 
letters to virtually anyone who mentions the word “hobbit,” including 
a sleepy British pub called – guess what? – The Hobbit, which has 
peacefully coexisted with the intellectual property rights of Tolkien’s heirs 
and assignees for over 20 years, and was founded in homage to the master’s 
great work. 
If you have the time and interest, a quick TESS search will reveal that 
Zaentz’s lawyers have sought to trademark THE HOBBIT for virtually every 
category of international goods, including everyone’s favorites – 
international classes 32 and 33 for beer, spirits, and sundry alcoholic 
beverages. Shutting down a long-standing UK pub called The Hobbit no 
doubt seemed like a good idea to some pubescent trademark attorney 
whose nose was put out of joint by a drink called The Gandalf (“How dare 
they insult the canon like that?”), but the public backlash sparked by the 
threatened lawsuit was a bit more than Zaentz had bargained for. A spate of 
articles condemning the soulless practices of Zaentz went viral, petitions 
went out asking for a green uprising by all those living under hill and dale 
(i.e., hobbit lovers), and thousands of children of the ‘60s named Frodo 
formed a last coalition of men and lawyers to prevent the forces of evil from 
overwhelming the peaceful shire in which The Hobbit lay. 
Ultimately, Zaentz relented and offered to allow the pub to exist if it paid a 
de minimis licensing fee. In an act of spontaneous generosity, the actors 
Stephen Fry and Ian McKellen today announced that they had paid the 
licensing fee on behalf of the pub owners, so for now the brouhaha has 
subsided, and the brews are on the house.

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The Hobbit is Coming!

  • 1. The Hobbit Is Coming, The Hobbit Is Coming! March 22nd, 2012 · Robert Scott Lawrence The long awaited prequel to The Lord of the Rings is about to appear at a luxury movie theater near you, where you can lounge on heated leather seats and eats tiny morsels of crab for second breakfast as long as you are careful not to spill any on your complimentary chinchilla wrap. The Hobbit, of course, is only a prequel in the loosest sense of the word, as it is really a stand-alone novel that Tolkien wrote as a bedtime serial for his children. Although it pre-dates (in Middle Earth time) LOTR by some eighty years and is essential reading if you want a full understanding of what is happening in LOTR – and yes, you have to read the books to understand the movies – the real prequel qua prequel is The Silmarillion, which we must assume will be the next iconic work that finds its way onto the silver screen. This assumes, of course, that The Hobbit is going to be a blockbuster success much like LOTR, which – although there is no such thing as a sure thing – is as close to a sure thing as anything is likely to get. If I had my druthers, I’d sell all my Apple stock and politely ask to help fund the production costs of The Hobbit in exchange for the merest sliver of the profits. Not the gross profits, of course, as I am intimately familiar with Hollywood accounting (though not as familiar as Peter Jackson), but the good old fashioned “net profits” that we common citizens of the free world generally understand as “what’s left over after we pay all the costs.” Among other indicia that Hollywood and all those associated with The Hobbit think the film is going to be the next coming of the Titanic – only more titanic – are the spate of lawsuits being brought by the hallowed-but-
  • 2. more-recently-vilified producer Saul Zaentz (the brains behind One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Amadeus, and The English Patient), who cannily bought the rights to The Hobbit long ago and funded the memorable animated version of LOTR by Ralph Bakshi back in the days of yore. Recently, Zaentz and his team of lawyers have been firing off cease-and-desist letters to virtually anyone who mentions the word “hobbit,” including a sleepy British pub called – guess what? – The Hobbit, which has peacefully coexisted with the intellectual property rights of Tolkien’s heirs and assignees for over 20 years, and was founded in homage to the master’s great work. If you have the time and interest, a quick TESS search will reveal that Zaentz’s lawyers have sought to trademark THE HOBBIT for virtually every category of international goods, including everyone’s favorites – international classes 32 and 33 for beer, spirits, and sundry alcoholic beverages. Shutting down a long-standing UK pub called The Hobbit no doubt seemed like a good idea to some pubescent trademark attorney whose nose was put out of joint by a drink called The Gandalf (“How dare they insult the canon like that?”), but the public backlash sparked by the threatened lawsuit was a bit more than Zaentz had bargained for. A spate of articles condemning the soulless practices of Zaentz went viral, petitions went out asking for a green uprising by all those living under hill and dale (i.e., hobbit lovers), and thousands of children of the ‘60s named Frodo formed a last coalition of men and lawyers to prevent the forces of evil from overwhelming the peaceful shire in which The Hobbit lay. Ultimately, Zaentz relented and offered to allow the pub to exist if it paid a de minimis licensing fee. In an act of spontaneous generosity, the actors Stephen Fry and Ian McKellen today announced that they had paid the licensing fee on behalf of the pub owners, so for now the brouhaha has subsided, and the brews are on the house.