1. Zombies, Vampires, and Babies:
What You NEED to Know!
Presented by Joseph Labrecque at Ignite Denver 9
@JosephLabrecque

2. I Am an Expert
Studied the undead in high school.
Have experienced the visceral
horror of babies, twice.
I’m a published author. So you
know my word is legit.

3. Zombies! Revenants!
A revenant is an animated
corpse that is believed to
return from the grave to
terrorize the living.

4. Hold up… Revenants?
Zombies == a mob due to a
widespread virus or plague.
That just doesn’t represent
reality.

5. Vampires!
Vampires are beings who
subsist by feeding on the life
essence of living creatures,
regardless of whether they
are undead or a living person.

6. Babies!
An infant or baby is the very
young offspring of humans.

7. Shared Characteristics
All are technically human in one way or another.

8. All survive by drinking fluid
from human beings.

9. All are often blamed for
spreading disease.

10. They all bite.

11. Revenants and Vampires
Both were, at one time, babies!!!

12. Revenants and Babies
Communicate through a series of
moans and cries.
Slow moving, crawling, grasping.

13. Vampires and Babies
Employ ‘hypnosis’ to gain
trust with victims.
Neither can cross moving
water.

14. How to protect oneself?
Read the literature!

15. Be aware of sleeping patterns.

16. Know local “hotspots”.
Graveyard.
Abandoned Church.
Daycare.

17. Employ exorcism rituals.

18. Decapitation and destruction
of the heart.
(Generally illegal. Especially
with babies.)

19. The Greatest Danger?
Babies.
Let’s make this clear: babies.

20. Last Thoughts…
"No one will ever know whether
children are monsters or
monsters are children."
- Henry James
@JosephLabrecque