You might be a school teacher IF
IF You have no time for life from Jan to Dec
IF You want to slap the next person who says “ It must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have long school holidays”
IF When in public you feel this urge to talk to strange children and correct behaviour
IF Refer to adults as boys and girls
IF You encourage your spouse by telling them they are a “Good Helper”
IF You ever had your profession slammed by someone who never dreams of doing your job
IF Meeting a child’s parent instantly answers the question “ why is this kid like this “
IF You believe “extremely annoying” should have its own box in a report card
IF You know a hundred good reasons for being late
IF You don’t want children of your own , cause there isn't a  name you can hear that wouldn't elevate your blood pressure

You Might Be A School Teacher

  • 1.
    You might bea school teacher IF
  • 2.
    IF You haveno time for life from Jan to Dec
  • 3.
    IF You wantto slap the next person who says “ It must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have long school holidays”
  • 4.
    IF When inpublic you feel this urge to talk to strange children and correct behaviour
  • 5.
    IF Refer toadults as boys and girls
  • 6.
    IF You encourageyour spouse by telling them they are a “Good Helper”
  • 7.
    IF You everhad your profession slammed by someone who never dreams of doing your job
  • 8.
    IF Meeting achild’s parent instantly answers the question “ why is this kid like this “
  • 9.
    IF You believe“extremely annoying” should have its own box in a report card
  • 10.
    IF You knowa hundred good reasons for being late
  • 11.
    IF You don’twant children of your own , cause there isn't a name you can hear that wouldn't elevate your blood pressure